Please chare your tech-related bad jokes.

I will start us off:

Quote :

"These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu" "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated.""

12/13/2005 2:02:16 PM

Talking to Bellsouth's DSL support in India is NOT humurous.....

12/13/2005 2:04:23 PM

lotus notes

lol

12/13/2005 2:15:13 PM

^ good one!

Quote :

"Three freshman engineering students were sitting around one day arguing about who might've designed the human body. The first one said, "It must've been a mechanical engineer. The human body has all those levers and pivots and stuff - a mechanical engineer must have designed all that." The second one said, "No, it had to have been an electrical engineer. The complex way the nerves are wired up to the brain... must have been designed by an electrical engineer." Then the third one said, "No, it was a civil engineer. Who else would have run a waste water line through a recreational area?" "

12/13/2005 2:18:51 PM

^ haha gg

12/13/2005 3:19:19 PM

Quote :

"An engineer is walking down the street, and sees another guy from his lab walking along with a new bright red motorcycle. He's impressed, especially since his friend doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle, so he goes up and asks, "Wow, where'd you get that?" His friend explains, "Well, I walk walking along, and this gorgeous blond drives up on the motorcycle, stops in front of me, strips her clothes off and tells me, 'Take what you want!'" The engineer nods in understanding. "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you.""

and

Quote :

"So a software engineer, a hardware engineer and their manager are in the car going to an expo in their rental car. To get there they must navigate a treacherous mountain road. While they are coming down a steep and narrow incline the car's brakes go out. The car starts going way too fast and they all fear this will be the end of their lives. But somehow the driver manages to not careen off the road and the manage glide to a stop once safely down the hill. They all get out and catch their breath for a minute. The manager is first to speak, "Well, let me get my cell phone so I can call the tow truck to take it to the garage." The hardware engineer says, "No, no, no, just pop the hood and we can fix the problem ourselves." The software engineer says, "Guys, just wait. Before we do anything we should take it up the hill and see if it happens again!""

12/13/2005 3:28:00 PM

^ haha, I would have said the same as the Software Engineer

12/13/2005 3:52:10 PM