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"Strap-On Veterans for Truth An organization dedicating to exposing the truth about the former drag queen now known as Ann Coulter We are a coalition of former friends and co-workers of Ann Coulter who are upset by her vicious anti-gay, anti-Muslim, anti-feminist rhetoric and feel the truth should be told. Our organization, Strap-On Veterans For Truth, is dedicated to exposing the true past of America’s number one hatemonger. Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I Will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways. As Pudenda Shenanigans, she was well known on the drag circuit in Key West. Whether she actually had a full sex change or not is a matter of debate, although her adam’s apple is still visible in photos, under the appropriate light. We who laughed, cried, worked and danced with her feel her story should be told. We are not out to punish her, but feel it’s time she owned up to what she really is. The person known today as Ann Coulter was born Jeremy Levinsohn in the village in New York in 1960. His parents were typical latte-drinking liberals, religiously conservative, but socially and politically radical. His father taught Russian Literature at CUNY and his mother was a social worker. His childhood friend Rodger Mihalot described him, “The Levinsohns were nice people, but his father was distant, so Jeremy seemed to seek a strong male figure in his life. Although they were Jewish, he often hung out at our church, and really seemed to spend a lot of time with Fr. Donatella Nowunn. I also think he was really looking to rebel against his overly liberal parents. Otherwise he was a typical kid, he liked to play cowboy, sailor and gladiator a lot. His favorite movie was always The Sheik, he really seemed to have a fascination with Arabs, I don’t know why.” In the 70’s Jeremy went to Brandeis, where he majored in Sociology, with a minor in comparative religions. His lifelong fascination with Muslims really seemed to take root at Brandeis. But college roommate Ima Gaiboyye described an unhappy man, “He was never really interested in women, but did go see the theater company’s production of “The Wizard of Oz” 10 times, I thought he liked the girl who played the lead, he really talked about her outfit a lot. After college Jeremy just dropped off the face of the earth, we never heard from him again.” Jeremy drifted for awhile before finding himself in Key West. Co-worker Licky Dickenstein described these early years, “Jeremy was a natural, I never saw anyone take to drag so quickly. Once he found his persona, he WAS Pudenda Shenanigans. For most of us drag was a part time thing, but Pudenda was 24-7, always in character, always in costume. She really shook things up, she was a goddess on stage.” By 1985 Ms Shenanigans was dating a Lebanese businessman, Ustahav Toubohls and the two were believed to be deliriously happy. Friends report Pudenda always had a fetish for Muslims and was considering a marriage proposal. But then she opened up the New York Times one day and saw a picture of Mr. Toubohls with a famous actress in New York. Former friend Gaivit Tuhym described the result, “Pudenda was devastated, she couldn’t stand seeing her Toubohls with another woman. She cried and cried, ‘I miss my Toubohls, I want my Toubohls back!’ I don’t think she ever forgave him, the New York Times, or Muslims in general.” After that Ms. Shenanigans disappeared for years, only resurfacing in the 90’s as Ann Coulter. Her hatred for Muslims, gays and feminists is odd for her former coworkers. Long Dick Gone, a former co-worker stated, “At first I thought there was something funny about this Ann Coulter. I mean here’s a woman who claims to hate feminists, but is in her 40’s, single, no kids, is very opinionated and outspoken and concentrates on her career. Ann Coulter is the biggest example of a feminist I ever saw. Then I noticed that in just the right light you could see that adam’s apple and that’s when I recognized our little Pudenda Shenanigans, the hottest drag queen this side of Fire Island.” Strap-On Veterans For Truth Once they realized who Ann Coulter was, Strap-On Veterans For Truth was formed. Ann’s former friends and co-workers realized that her intense hatred of gays, feminists and Muslims was really self-loathing and continuing hurt from the loss of her beloved Toubohls. Although we know she’s been through a lot, we feel hurt by her turning against everything she used to hold dear. We love you Ann, or Pudenda, or Jeremy. We respect whatever lifestyle of gender you choose. We just want you to be true to yourself and please stop the hatred. Come back to us and share the love of your friends and community again. Strap-On Veterans for Truth is a proud partner of The Hoolinet."

12/20/2005 8:26:49 PM

Free Thread

[Edited on December 20, 2005 at 8:34 PM. Reason : .]

12/20/2005 8:32:53 PM

i reserve my right to tell her supporters to receive a brain.

12/20/2005 8:41:31 PM

n/m

[Edited on December 20, 2005 at 9:09 PM. Reason : .]

12/20/2005 9:08:29 PM

haha.... very good

12/20/2005 9:09:41 PM

Ha ha, she looks kinda manly...lets attack that instead of her viewpoint!

[cue Janet Reno pics]

12/20/2005 9:15:24 PM

^dont mind if I do...


[Edited on December 20, 2005 at 9:18 PM. Reason : snl is funnier]

12/20/2005 9:16:47 PM

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"Ha ha, she looks kinda manly...lets attack that instead of her viewpoint!"

Her opinions can't withstand the scrutiny of logic, so we can attack either one.

12/20/2005 9:18:48 PM

I remember the first time I saw her on TV someone said "She looks like a dude."

12/20/2005 9:33:53 PM

^^^^her viewpoints aren't even worth arguing

12/21/2005 5:40:25 PM

That totally explains her rediculously perverted views! I always thought there was something wrong with her, now I no it is just repressed homosexuality and rejection....it all fits.

12/21/2005 7:00:00 PM

a quick google image search returns this:



for pudenda shenanigans

12/21/2005 7:06:08 PM

^thats totally him/her in the foreground...

12/21/2005 7:34:29 PM

anyone have a more legit link on this? i mean it makes perfect sense...

12/21/2005 11:04:10 PM

true or not, it's a good counter to all those Swift Boat ads and peripheral attacks against anyone Bush happened to be running against for anything (thx Rove, aka Turd Blossom).

12/22/2005 8:34:29 PM

YES, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE. NEVERMIND THAT STRAPONVETS.COM HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF THE WEB AND THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN COME UP WITH ANY OTHER SOURCES THAT SUPPORT THESE ACCUSATIONS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER, SHE MUST BE A MAN.


http://www.straponvets.com/





THOSE PATIO HEATERS LOOK TRANSGENDERED TO ME!!!!!!111111111

[Edited on December 22, 2005 at 9:56 PM. Reason : .]

12/22/2005 9:51:18 PM

What do you call that thing on her(?) throat?

12/23/2005 5:48:07 PM

adam's cantaloupe

12/23/2005 8:27:09 PM

pfft, there aint nothin on her throat, there's a shit ton of pics of this crazy bitch out there, and not an adam's apple in any one of them

12/23/2005 8:45:03 PM

a cancerous growth that was removed?

12/23/2005 8:49:22 PM

the lack of adam's apple pics can easily be explained by pointing to the vast right-wing photoshop conspiracy

12/23/2005 8:53:36 PM

the bloggers in pajamas stayed up all night photoshopping her pics

12/24/2005 12:08:29 AM

who the fuck wants to stand up for her anyway? the only conservatives who like her that i encounter are all internet wack jobs.

12/24/2005 12:26:25 AM

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"Ima Gaiboyye "

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"Licky Dickenstein"

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"Ustahav Toubohls"

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"Gaivit Tuhym"

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"Long Dick Gone"

I really hope you all that seemed to be arguing seriously over the validity of this article were just fucking around....

[Edited on December 24, 2005 at 10:55 AM. Reason : sdf]

12/24/2005 10:53:40 AM

Who called it valid in the first place?

Did anybody notice that it was posted in this forum instead of the Soap Box?

12/24/2005 2:56:42 PM

apparently this is over the heads of many people

12/24/2005 3:23:21 PM

yeah, im getting my hopes up thinking that she'll be tarnished even more than she can possibly make herself look foolish.

send her to live in Afganistan or Saudi Arabia, she'll go insane.

12/24/2005 4:42:12 PM

You left wingers are just pissed that she's hot and won't fuck you.

12/25/2005 2:04:28 AM

sorry, ive never been attracted to skeletons with accentuated necks.

12/25/2005 9:03:23 PM

SHENANIGANS!

12/25/2005 10:03:09 PM

Ok, not withstanding that no one likes her, skinny women DO have Adam's Apples. In fact, everyone has one, but you don't see it on women because they have more fat around their necks.

12/25/2005 11:09:18 PM

dont forget this classic name from the "article": Rodger Mihalot

12/25/2005 11:17:08 PM

I laugh at the people that are taking this as something serious when clearly it's a joke.

Silly neocons.

12/26/2005 11:23:20 AM

hahah, great thread

12/27/2005 1:15:59 PM

I tend not to try and fuck people who closely resemble men, thanks.

12/27/2005 2:07:20 PM

12/27/2005 4:03:34 PM