So, I don't normally post here especially since I moved away to Asheville but I'd like some advice!

Here's the situation: as I was cleaning house today and taking stuff to the dumpster, I happened upon a box with about a dozen bottles of liquor, in all states of full and empty, as well as one sealed bottle of champagne. It was near the dumpster and could easily have been tossed in. However, it was obviously placed out there for someone to see, and I assume take. Perhaps someone gave up the sauce for New Years? Anyway, I walked in and out of my place all day running errands and noticed the box had not moved and was slowly covering with snow. About four o'clock, I brought it in and it now sits in my living room, as of yet untouched. I opened a few of the bottles and don't smell anything obviously crazy that would say it had been tampered with. Of course who could smell anything over the alcohol?! My partner thinks I'm nuts, but I can't decide.

So, tell me, would YOU drink any of it? Keep in mind that I'm over 21 and can easily buy liquor...if this stuff is good, though, it's about a hundred bucks worth of liquor (some of it is top shelf stuff). Tell me!

1/14/2006 6:52:43 PM

i wouldn't touch that shit























duh

1/14/2006 6:54:22 PM

me either... However I willl throw the liq out and use the bottles for display

1/14/2006 7:01:38 PM

if the bottles are sealed, i wouldnt worry bout them

toss the opened ones

1/14/2006 7:02:24 PM

It's really easy to piss in an unsealed bottle.

1/14/2006 7:13:04 PM

ugh, yeah I know but I can't smell anything nasty in it...could liquor cover up the smell of piss (I swear if someone can answer that honestly I will be impressed)

1/14/2006 7:14:35 PM

Yes it is horribly easy to piss in liquor and never know.

About 7 years ago about 4 of my friends pissed in a bottle of whiskey to get a friend of ours. He chugged the shit without any inlking of it.

1/14/2006 7:55:06 PM

oh goddammit now I'm freaked out...prolly rightfully so...I'll throw the non-opened shit down the drain

1/14/2006 8:29:11 PM

"inlking"...i like that word, it's funny-looking

1/14/2006 8:29:35 PM

hahah oops, good catch

1/14/2006 8:54:54 PM

have a party and get rid of it

1/14/2006 9:07:17 PM

fuck I oughta...lots of people here would go for a free drink, regardless of where it came from...must be the cold-ass-muthafuckin'-weather.

1/14/2006 9:29:15 PM

must be the fact that it's a free drink

1/14/2006 10:21:35 PM

"partner"

1/14/2006 10:28:30 PM

if you want to drink, go buy some liquor. this is too dangerous

1/14/2006 11:28:16 PM

Fuck this shit.

1/14/2006 11:39:08 PM

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"It's really easy to piss in an unsealed bottle."

1/15/2006 2:32:49 AM

3 letters...GHB

1/15/2006 2:39:19 AM

*snicker* oh yeah you can pee in just about anything with alcohol in it and they won't have a clue...

1/15/2006 8:31:18 AM

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"if the bottles are sealed, i wouldnt worry bout them toss the opened ones"

1/15/2006 9:27:07 AM

you are contemplating drinking something that you found that had been sitting beside a dumpster for hours, and have no idea who put it there or why they did??? that is disgusting. what the fuck is wrong with you people

1/15/2006 10:18:06 AM

alcohol is a drug

1/15/2006 12:30:34 PM

i think we're all missing the real opportunity here

It's really easy to piss in an unsealed bottle. so easy, even adlittle could do it.

1/15/2006 12:49:41 PM

1/15/2006 1:00:00 PM

give a bottle to your friends. see if they die.

1/15/2006 1:06:39 PM

whatever they did to the alcohol, IT IS ALCOHOL - it would kill any germs or bacteria

unless they seriously put straight up arsenic or some hardcore poison shit into it, then you're ok whether or not they took a whiz in that single-malt scotch

[Edited on January 15, 2006 at 1:29 PM. Reason : s]

1/15/2006 1:28:34 PM

yeah, the piss is sterile, so it's ok to drink.

1/15/2006 10:52:14 PM

urine is sterile before it leaves the body

but usually your peehole isn't covered in sparkling sunshine

so the pee can get dirty on the way out

1/16/2006 3:00:38 AM

i can't believe you people are even having a discussion about this. what kind of sane person would drink anything they found next to a dumpster?




with that said, drink the liquor and let Darwin sort it out.

1/16/2006 11:15:35 AM

i dumpster for all kinds of stuff, and even i only eat food that's either packaged, or in produce boxes where it's obvious it was just put there hours before.

apartment dumpsters are sketchier than other places like Best Buy, grocery stores, etc. cause of random people walking by/all kinds of chemicals and shit that can get placed in there.

you could take your chances, technically urine is sterile if it's in the liquor, plus i'd think the alcohol would kill off most bacteria, but still, knowing apartments around where i live have crackheads tweakers running around by them, i'd advise against it.

1/16/2006 12:14:14 PM

I read a news article a few months ago where some guy was out jogging and he found an unopened beer. He drank it and started puking his guts out a few minutes later. I don't remember what they poisoned it with, but it was pretty fucked up.

Since it was a whole box full I'd probably still drink it though. Probably just some dude who got a DUI and was like "I'm never drinking again."

1/16/2006 12:17:24 PM

go pick up a bum and tell him you have some liqor for him. give him a sample from each bottle then watch him for a few hours. if he does not die, hurl, or get the shits, throw him out and start drinking the rest of it.

1/16/2006 12:42:51 PM

Just toss the liquor.

No rule says you have to drink someone elses trash.

Also, the suggestions of manslaughter in this thread are disturbing.

1/16/2006 12:48:40 PM

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"partner"

1/16/2006 1:10:10 PM

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"I read a news article a few months ago where some guy was out jogging and he found an unopened beer."

Who the fuck drinks beer when they jog? Wouldnt that cancel out any health benefits that the jogging would yield?

1/17/2006 4:07:55 AM

wow

people in this thread are actually trying to provide scientific justifications towards the safety of drinking some liquor with some strangers urine in it.

WOW

1/17/2006 5:18:55 AM

I support the bum idea.

1/17/2006 8:11:55 AM

I hope this is some top shelf liqour you are talking about and not some aristricrap

I'd consider the unopened bottle and nothing else

1/17/2006 8:35:57 AM

sell it to some teenagers

1/17/2006 2:07:21 PM

give it to a bum...thats what they are gonna buy with that change you give em anyway

1/17/2006 2:15:33 PM

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"My partner thinks I'm nuts"

Let her drink it.

1/17/2006 2:44:36 PM

probably nothin wrong w/ it... but i would have a party and give it to other people or sell it to a minor

1/17/2006 3:16:14 PM

haha, 'cake isn't naturally occuring'

1/17/2006 4:50:11 PM

a lesbo with a drinking problem. LADY YOU ARE MY KIND OF WOMAN

do me?

1/17/2006 5:42:13 PM

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"knowing apartments around where i live have crackheads tweakers running around by them"

You live in Birchtree?

1/17/2006 5:47:32 PM

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"whatever they did to the alcohol, IT IS ALCOHOL - it would kill any germs or bacteria"

wtf dude... do you have any idea what it takes to disinfect something?

isopropyl alcohol has to be 70-90% to kill anything. I don't think some 40% vodka is going to do shit. Maybe if you've got some absinthe or moonshine, or you feel like being slapped with a few lawsuits if people get Hepatitis A (yes I know it's transmitted from fecal matter) and/or E. coli if you throw a party with it

[Edited on January 17, 2006 at 9:28 PM. Reason : typo]

1/17/2006 9:26:51 PM

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"do you have any idea what it takes to disinfect something?"

clearly, no.

nor do i particularly care. quit being all paranoid of how many moles of alcohol it takes to kill 7 molecules of e-coli

[Edited on January 17, 2006 at 10:26 PM. Reason : s]

1/17/2006 10:26:15 PM

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"partner"

1/17/2006 11:42:58 PM

^

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"asshole"

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I recently moved to Asheville too
its fucking awsome here

if you don't want the stuff I'll come and get it okay??

1/18/2006 2:04:42 AM