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2/24/2006 12:31:13 AM

when paul cousins goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for jackleg

2/24/2006 12:32:07 AM

paul cousins beat me in connect four

with two pieces

2/24/2006 12:33:54 AM

paul cousins has had a lot of sex, but none of it has been consensual

2/24/2006 12:34:07 AM

paul cousins always leaves a tip of 6.66 at strip clubs

2/24/2006 12:36:36 AM

paul cousins is actually over three centuries old due to a pact signed in blood

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2/24/2006 12:38:35 AM

paul cousins is the stork that delivers all fetuses

2/24/2006 12:39:35 AM

paul cousins narrowly was passed up as the next pope, when they started sending out white smoke

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2/24/2006 12:41:01 AM

paul cousins severed his own umbilical cord and checked himself out of the hospital

2/24/2006 12:41:56 AM

paul cousins clogged up my toilet

2/24/2006 12:41:56 AM

paul cousins started the war in iraq

2/24/2006 12:42:09 AM

paul cousins destroyed the wcw

2/24/2006 12:43:08 AM

paul cousins has impregnated a handful of females, oddly enough, none were humans

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2/24/2006 12:44:05 AM

paul cousins fucked kobe's wife

2/24/2006 12:45:01 AM

paul cousins shot barry bonds up with roids

2/24/2006 12:45:04 AM

paul cousins loves sweatshop labor

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2/24/2006 12:46:04 AM

paul cousins impregnated katie holmes

2/24/2006 12:47:38 AM

shit, paul cousins introduced scientology to L. Ron Hubbard

2/24/2006 12:48:39 AM

paul cousins was the president of bolivia for 14 seconds

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2/24/2006 12:48:55 AM

paul cousins defeated bob backlund in 8 seconds

2/24/2006 12:49:40 AM

paul cousins stole my bike

2/24/2006 12:49:44 AM

paul cousins wrote all the lyrics for D-Jay

[Edited on February 24, 2006 at 12:51 AM. Reason : lol]

2/24/2006 12:50:53 AM

paul cousins was the stunt-double for the girl from saved by the bell in that movie where she took off her clothes for money

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2/24/2006 12:51:09 AM

paul cousins sold johnny dakota his herb

2/24/2006 12:51:55 AM

paul cousins once tasted his own fecal matter

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2/24/2006 12:52:29 AM

PAUL COUSINS JUST POSTED THIS

2/24/2006 12:52:58 AM

paul cousins was at the party when mike seaver got offered coke

2/24/2006 12:53:22 AM

paul cousins spit on kennedy's grave

2/24/2006 12:54:05 AM

paul cousins scored the winning goal in the 1980 Olympic hockey finals.

2/24/2006 12:54:07 AM

paul cousins doesn't have a birthday

2/24/2006 12:54:32 AM

paul cousins' picture is on the elusive $0 bill

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2/24/2006 12:56:04 AM

paul cousins stole winnie from kevin

2/24/2006 12:56:28 AM

paul cousins single-handedly caused krispy kreme to declare bankrupcy

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2/24/2006 12:57:01 AM

paul cousins can sustain antimatter

2/24/2006 12:57:31 AM

paul cousins drives a motherfucking delorean

but he won't drive it past 87

[Edited on February 24, 2006 at 12:58 AM. Reason : makes ya think]

2/24/2006 12:57:50 AM

paul cousins once had sex with sarose, well, twice

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2/24/2006 12:58:29 AM

paul cousins was declined membership into a "Members Only" jacket

2/24/2006 12:58:44 AM

paul cousins once toured with a group called outcast, but he thought he was touring with the atlanta-based hip hop duo, outkast

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2/24/2006 1:00:08 AM

what you think is kenny loggins, paul cousins thinks is God

2/24/2006 1:00:49 AM

paul cousins was the flower girl at kevin pittsnogle's wedding

2/24/2006 1:01:11 AM

paul cousins made it into the mile high club when he nollied off a bench in the brickyard

2/24/2006 1:01:35 AM

paul cousins once declared war on the south pole

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2/24/2006 1:01:49 AM

paul cousins doesn't need the 30-man code

2/24/2006 1:02:33 AM

paul cousins always orders an 8 inch american, but not at little dinos

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2/24/2006 1:02:36 AM

Paul Cousins was the inspiration for Snake Plissken, Gozer, and Rocky Dennis from Mask.

2/24/2006 1:03:26 AM

paul cousins scored 50,000 on double dragon

2/24/2006 1:03:35 AM

paul cousins outpowers the hoover dam when he rubs balloons against his hair

2/24/2006 1:10:45 AM

paul cousins has 27 giant keyboards in his house, in homage to Big

2/24/2006 1:12:27 AM

paul cousins is always double dribbling

2/24/2006 1:15:31 AM

Paul Cousins became one of the most notorious men in america after he sued the WWF over using the names "Million Dollar Man" and "Ultimate Warrior"

[Edited on February 24, 2006 at 1:16 AM. Reason : he also invented the sharpshooter, originally as a birthing method.]

2/24/2006 1:16:02 AM