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JerryGarcia
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Stockpile tuna and powdered milk under your bed!

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""When you go to the store and buy three cans of tuna fish, buy a fourth and put it under the bed," Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt said. "When you go to the store to buy some milk, pick up a box of powdered milk, put it under the bed. When you do that for a period of four to six months, you are going to have a couple of weeks of food. And that's what we're talking about.""


Too bad he forgot about the duct tape.

3/13/2006 2:59:07 PM

Woodfoot
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so you lactose itolerant people

you's fucked

(oh snap, like 80% of black people are lactose intolerant, GEORGE BUSH REALLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!)

3/13/2006 3:00:32 PM

30thAnnZ
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i dunno about him

but i'm buying extra ammo for those birds

and australians.

3/13/2006 3:01:12 PM

TreeTwista10
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who the hell goes to the store and buys "three cans of tuna fish"

3/13/2006 3:11:36 PM

1337 b4k4
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What pandemic?

3/13/2006 5:58:43 PM

ddlakhan
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wait wait... why do we need to stockpile food for a flu pandemic... if its to limit contact we still gotta go to work.. and leave the house?!?! so ?????????

3/13/2006 6:13:51 PM

Woodfoot
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"who the hell goes to the store and buys "three cans of tuna fish""

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shits good son


the protein to cholesterol/fat ratio is absurd yo

3/13/2006 7:02:12 PM

Gamecat
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Bird Flu is sooooo two months ago.

WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT MAD COW??? OMF ALABAMA!!1

3/13/2006 8:24:30 PM

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