This is meant to be a joke so don't start the Fire Herb, Grant Sucks, etc nonsense. This is my worst case scenario for NC State assuming we flame out in the tourny and everything remotely shitty happens. It pretty much happened with the football team...

1. We lose our three starting seniors Bethel, Bennerman, and Evtimov (yes I realize this will happen regardless)
2. Cedric Simmons goes pro (signs Josh Powell's agent)
3. Grant gets deported
4. Brackman decides to play only baseball and quits basketball
5. Costner and Fells transfer

Thus we are left with Atsur, McCauley, and Ferguson and our three incoming freshman Davis, Werner, and Horner for 06-07


[Edited on March 14, 2006 at 12:32 PM. Reason : ferguson]

3/14/2006 12:29:41 PM

worst case scenario:

we keep sendek omg he is so bad

3/14/2006 12:30:38 PM

and Ferguson

3/14/2006 12:30:54 PM

^ Oh yeah forgot about him

3/14/2006 12:32:16 PM

i walk-on the team

3/14/2006 12:34:25 PM

Ferguson - PG
Atsur - 2 guard
Albritton - 3rd guard
Werner - PF
McCauley - C

3/14/2006 12:34:56 PM

Levi Watkins suits back up for the team

3/14/2006 12:37:20 PM

we bring in a charismatic coach to replace herb, go 3-13 in the ACC beating duke once and unc twice. we lose on thursday in the acc tournament and don't make the NIT. everyone is ecstatic. they throw a parade for the new coach and offer him a lifetime contract.

the end

3/14/2006 12:39:31 PM

Atsure gets an ego and demands the ball on every possesion after lighting up Johnson & Wales for 31 in an exibition game next fall

3/14/2006 12:41:23 PM

we hire chuck amato's brother. he wears bring red jackets and shoes, yells a lot, and threatens to fight every coach. we go 3-13 in the league beating UNC and Duke. We lose by 20 to ClemPson. Amato gets a parade at the end of the year.

3/14/2006 3:10:10 PM

why do you ride chuck's nuts so much? He has nothing to do with baskeball. So discuss basketball instead of football.

3/14/2006 3:11:26 PM

hes an easy target

3/14/2006 3:12:42 PM

Not as easy as Herb.

(Alternately, "Not as easy as your mom" is a good response for a different reason.)

3/14/2006 3:14:59 PM