i got caught buying alcohol for miner and now i'm looking around for a lawyer. please post some recommendations i can look into. thanks
3/28/2006 8:01:57 PM
was it a coal miner or a gold miner??
3/28/2006 8:03:19 PM
or a data miner?
3/28/2006 8:05:06 PM
was the miner underage?
3/28/2006 8:09:41 PM
spanish minerthey give them out on paper now
3/28/2006 8:10:14 PM
must have been gold miner beer
3/28/2006 8:10:43 PM
this thread made me laugh
3/28/2006 8:12:34 PM
3/28/2006 8:13:11 PM
maybe you can pass it off as an "Act of God" and they'll let you off
3/28/2006 8:13:29 PM
looks like you will need all the gold (nuggets) you can getbuying beer for a gold miner is pretty expensive[Edited on March 28, 2006 at 8:14 PM. Reason : a]
3/28/2006 8:14:14 PM
PM sent
3/28/2006 8:19:49 PM
if ur lucky the da will let u take the 90/96 program and dismiss the case
3/28/2006 8:24:00 PM
and if he was really lucky he would only have been caught selling alcohol to a pirate and not a miner
3/28/2006 8:25:52 PM
theyre really cracking down on the whole selling to miners thing these daysits all politics
3/28/2006 8:28:38 PM
I heard your lawyer was in Chit Chat.
3/28/2006 8:37:32 PM
[Edited on March 28, 2006 at 8:41 PM. Reason : fucking fake thread, this shit is really gay]
3/28/2006 8:40:20 PM
3/28/2006 8:40:24 PM
lollipop
3/28/2006 8:43:41 PM
someone call child welfare services, i dont think that its legal for a minor to be a miner.
3/28/2006 10:57:52 PM
did you look in the bureau of mines on campus?
3/28/2006 11:02:11 PM
lollerskates
3/28/2006 11:18:57 PM
oh i liked this thread
3/28/2006 11:22:22 PM
i like it a lot
3/28/2006 11:53:23 PM
Lucky1 wins!
3/28/2006 11:55:23 PM
my friend got caught the other week, honestly i wanted to make her feel bad but i'm trying that nice guy angle
3/29/2006 2:38:59 AM
hahahahah
3/29/2006 2:40:22 AM
You know, I thought about doing this thread when I saw the original, but I thought it would be too much.gg, God.
3/29/2006 9:20:11 AM
paging, jackleg
3/29/2006 9:28:02 AM
how'd you get caught?
3/30/2006 8:12:13 AM
there was coal dust all over the bottles
3/30/2006 8:29:38 AM
the officer made him breathe on a canary and it died
3/30/2006 8:32:45 AM
I heard he tried to give you the shaft....
3/30/2006 8:47:34 AM
From : eltownseTo : GodReceived : Thursday March 30, 2006 at 10:03 AMSubject : Ticket for buying for a minorWas it an ALE officer? From : cstromTo : GodReceived : Thursday March 30, 2006 at 6:33 PMSubject : lawyeri have a good lawyer that has helped out a number of my friends with alcohol related tickets and is reasonably priced. Let me know if you want to talk to him.wtf is up with people?
3/31/2006 3:06:03 AM
i am missing the joke...enlighten?
3/31/2006 8:52:00 AM
Learn to spell and then come back to this thread.What the fuck? You people are in COLLEGE.
3/31/2006 10:53:21 AM
so, this is not a parody thread or even a joke about some drunken miner that got into trouble or caused an accident?hmmm... i thought i was missing something hilarious....
3/31/2006 12:29:17 PM
^are you retarded. it IS a parody thread. jesus.
3/31/2006 1:08:56 PM
yes, slightly retarded...however, to be a parody, there would have to be an original...the reason i asked the question was to see the connection between that original and this incredibly funny thread. because the answer to my original inquiry was met with a challeng to learn to spell. if the entire thread is based solely on a misspelled word, it is nothing more than one of those 'car for sell' type threads, and i have wasted a small portion of my life. does that explain my logic quite enough? if it doesnt...oh well
3/31/2006 1:23:59 PM
3/31/2006 1:25:21 PM
I missed the real thread (if there ever was one), so I'll pose my question here. How exactly does one get caught buying alcohol for a minor? You'd have to be pretty careless, I'd think.[Edited on March 31, 2006 at 1:26 PM. Reason : ]
3/31/2006 1:25:57 PM
^ http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=397269
3/31/2006 1:28:19 PM
Thx.
3/31/2006 1:40:22 PM
God
3/31/2006 7:35:52 PM
how did i win bridgetspk?
4/1/2006 12:55:28 AM
it's nice that you're making fun of people that don't realize it's a joke and are actually trying to help you out
4/1/2006 9:19:10 AM
^true...but its pretty damn funny
4/1/2006 10:27:02 AM