i got caught buying alcohol for miner and now i'm looking around for a lawyer. please post some recommendations i can look into. thanks

3/28/2006 8:01:57 PM

was it a coal miner or a gold miner??

3/28/2006 8:03:19 PM

or a data miner?

3/28/2006 8:05:06 PM

was the miner underage?

3/28/2006 8:09:41 PM

spanish miner

they give them out on paper now

3/28/2006 8:10:14 PM

must have been gold miner beer

3/28/2006 8:10:43 PM

this thread made me laugh

3/28/2006 8:12:34 PM

3/28/2006 8:13:11 PM

maybe you can pass it off as an "Act of God" and they'll let you off

3/28/2006 8:13:29 PM

looks like you will need all the gold (nuggets) you can get

buying beer for a gold miner is pretty expensive



[Edited on March 28, 2006 at 8:14 PM. Reason : a]

3/28/2006 8:14:14 PM

PM sent

3/28/2006 8:19:49 PM

if ur lucky the da will let u take the 90/96 program and dismiss the case

3/28/2006 8:24:00 PM

and if he was really lucky he would only have been caught selling alcohol to a pirate and not a miner

3/28/2006 8:25:52 PM

theyre really cracking down on the whole selling to miners thing these days

its all politics

3/28/2006 8:28:38 PM

I heard your lawyer was in Chit Chat.

3/28/2006 8:37:32 PM

[Edited on March 28, 2006 at 8:41 PM. Reason : fucking fake thread, this shit is really gay]

3/28/2006 8:40:20 PM

Quote :

" From : lindsayM To : God Received : Tuesday March 28, 2006 at 8:18 PM Subject : buying alcohol for minor Hey, I got caught doing the same thing last semester in Raleigh. Is this your first alcohol offense? bc if it is you can go to this class they have set up for 1st time offenders. Its like 2 saturdays from 8am to 4 or something. You also have the option of going to 15 AA meetings (which I did) and writing a page report for each of them. About a lawyer, go to the student legal services in Talley. It is free and they will help you with anything you need including telling you about the southlight program. After you do one of these 2 things itll be expunged from your record. I hope everything works out for you! Let me know how it goes."

lol

3/28/2006 8:40:24 PM

lollipop

3/28/2006 8:43:41 PM

someone call child welfare services, i dont think that its legal for a minor to be a miner.

3/28/2006 10:57:52 PM

did you look in the bureau of mines on campus?

3/28/2006 11:02:11 PM

lollerskates

3/28/2006 11:18:57 PM

oh i liked this thread

3/28/2006 11:22:22 PM

i like it a lot

3/28/2006 11:53:23 PM

Lucky1 wins!

3/28/2006 11:55:23 PM

my friend got caught the other week, honestly i wanted to make her feel bad but i'm trying that nice guy angle

3/29/2006 2:38:59 AM

hahahahah

3/29/2006 2:40:22 AM

You know, I thought about doing this thread when I saw the original, but I thought it would be too much.

gg, God.

3/29/2006 9:20:11 AM

paging, jackleg

3/29/2006 9:28:02 AM

how'd you get caught?

3/30/2006 8:12:13 AM

there was coal dust all over the bottles

3/30/2006 8:29:38 AM

the officer made him breathe on a canary and it died

3/30/2006 8:32:45 AM

I heard he tried to give you the shaft....

3/30/2006 8:47:34 AM

From : eltownse
To : God
Received : Thursday March 30, 2006 at 10:03 AM
Subject : Ticket for buying for a minor
Was it an ALE officer?


From : cstrom
To : God
Received : Thursday March 30, 2006 at 6:33 PM
Subject : lawyer
i have a good lawyer that has helped out a number of my friends with alcohol related tickets and is reasonably priced. Let me know if you want to talk to him.


wtf is up with people?

3/31/2006 3:06:03 AM

i am missing the joke...enlighten?

3/31/2006 8:52:00 AM

Learn to spell and then come back to this thread.

What the fuck? You people are in COLLEGE.

3/31/2006 10:53:21 AM

so, this is not a parody thread or even a joke about some drunken miner that got into trouble or caused an accident?

hmmm... i thought i was missing something hilarious....

3/31/2006 12:29:17 PM

^are you retarded. it IS a parody thread. jesus.

3/31/2006 1:08:56 PM

yes, slightly retarded...however, to be a parody, there would have to be an original...the reason i asked the question was to see the connection between that original and this incredibly funny thread. because the answer to my original inquiry was met with a challeng to learn to spell. if the entire thread is based solely on a misspelled word, it is nothing more than one of those 'car for sell' type threads, and i have wasted a small portion of my life. does that explain my logic quite enough? if it doesnt...oh well

3/31/2006 1:23:59 PM

paging, jackleg

3/31/2006 1:25:21 PM

I missed the real thread (if there ever was one), so I'll pose my question here. How exactly does one get caught buying alcohol for a minor? You'd have to be pretty careless, I'd think.

[Edited on March 31, 2006 at 1:26 PM. Reason : ]

3/31/2006 1:25:57 PM

^ http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=397269

3/31/2006 1:28:19 PM

Thx.

3/31/2006 1:40:22 PM

God

3/31/2006 7:35:52 PM

how did i win bridgetspk?

4/1/2006 12:55:28 AM

it's nice that you're making fun of people that don't realize it's a joke and are actually trying to help you out

4/1/2006 9:19:10 AM

^true...but its pretty damn funny

4/1/2006 10:27:02 AM