Steal or make a fake congressional lapel pin.

It lets you pass metal detectors without being searched.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/04/03/mckinney.scuffle.ap/index.html

4/4/2006 10:30:16 AM

except for the whole "there aren't any arab members of congress" thing

4/4/2006 10:33:58 AM

double

[Edited on April 4, 2006 at 10:35 AM. Reason : post]

4/4/2006 10:34:00 AM

^^ RACIST!

4/4/2006 10:41:28 AM

old

4/4/2006 12:34:54 PM