jbtilley All American 12797 Posts user info edit post |
The movie is about a guy seeking revenge for his father's death. So far no surprises. The thing that sets it apart is that to do it his family decides to make him impervious to all attack by using some ancient method.
The process to make the guy impervious is painful, it consists of boiling him in some kind of liquid and beating him with whips. The one catch.... His Achilles heel is his sphincter.
So the whole movie is about people lacing into him with swords to no effect until one day. One day Mr. Impervious is fighting on poles (a la last boss on Iron Monkey) that have spikes underneath. Mr. Impervious almost falls and immediately covers his butt. An old man watching the fight has an "AH!" moment and realizes what he must do.
The next fight the old man waits for his moment and right when Mr. Impervious is in the middle of a huge drop kick he rushes in and stabs Mr. Impervious right in the sphincter. Mr. Impervious then dies. The end.
This is a real movie that I saw about 14 years ago. I've googled some things but can't come up with a name. Do any of you know it? Have any of you even seen this movie? I've only found one other person that has. I saw it as part of "Billy Bob's Kung Fu Theater" that came on in Greensboro in the early 90s. I'd love to find out what it is and rent it for a few good laughs. 4/19/2006 8:36:42 AM |
Lokken All American 13361 Posts user info edit post |
you sure you didnt mean sick porn movie instead of kung fu movie? 4/19/2006 8:39:45 AM |
Docido All American 4642 Posts user info edit post |
I think its called Anal Fu.
[Edited on April 19, 2006 at 8:55 AM. Reason : ] 4/19/2006 8:54:56 AM |
teh_toch All American 5342 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'd love to find out what it is and rent it for a few good laughs." |
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jbtilley All American 12797 Posts user info edit post |
I thought I'd get a lot of reactions like that. No, the movie isn't called Brokeback Ninja 4/19/2006 9:11:27 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148442 Posts user info edit post |
the revenge thing narrows it down to about 1,500 flicks...sounds kinda familiar but i dunno...go watch Snake Deadly Act...that movie is awesome 4/19/2006 10:29:29 AM |
jbtilley All American 12797 Posts user info edit post |
Found it.
http://www.kungfucinema.com/reviews/shaolinavengers_030905.htm 4/19/2006 10:41:34 AM |