I really hate doing laundry, so I'm sending this out to interested applicants.

Position: House wife

Responsibilities include laundry, dry cleaning, and ironing (socks and underwear too); cleaning, dusting, sweeping, and mopping; maintaining a full case of beer in the refrigerator at all times; making beds and setting out clothes for my next day at work.

Pay: free room and board, free food (consequently, this will be the same food that you will be cooking)

Child rearing ability a must; must be able to function while pregnant. Must also be able to hold 175 lbs (my body)

Irish, redheads, and men need not apply

PM your resume

4/24/2006 10:42:59 PM

you tell em, dawg

4/24/2006 10:43:45 PM

hey faggot
why didnt you post this in chit chat

jackleg is just going to move it move it

4/24/2006 10:48:54 PM

because it's serious.

Quote :

"hey faggot"

plz to read

Quote :

"Irish, redheads, and men need not apply"

[Edited on April 24, 2006 at 10:52 PM. Reason : .]

4/24/2006 10:49:23 PM

get this shit out the lounge

4/24/2006 10:51:12 PM

people think this is a joke?

4/24/2006 10:52:08 PM

no, we think you are a joke

4/24/2006 10:54:43 PM

Ernie doesn't.

4/24/2006 10:55:36 PM

whatchu got against redheads and the irish


BITCH Is RACIST

4/24/2006 11:19:03 PM

addendum:

A rich father who is about to die a plus. Requirement of no redheads or irish may, in this instance be waved. However, men, under all circumstances, need not apply.

4/24/2006 11:26:52 PM

i would but you suck at life

4/24/2006 11:30:56 PM

you want your socks and underwear ironed

4/24/2006 11:36:14 PM

hell yeah I do. Well, I don't need them ironed, but it keeps the applicant busy. And you know what they say about an idle mind in women? Yep... turns em into whores.

[Edited on April 24, 2006 at 11:42 PM. Reason : .]

4/24/2006 11:41:36 PM

this isnt even chit chat worthy

DELETE

4/25/2006 1:22:40 AM

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"Irish, redheads, and men need not apply"

Amen

4/25/2006 1:28:51 AM

if you're not an equal opportunity employer you're gona get some groups on your ass.

4/25/2006 1:35:59 AM

fuck equal opportunity.

I don't want my next stripper to have 4 buttocks and enough lard to feed Somalia for a week.

4/25/2006 3:20:17 AM

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"if you're not an equal opportunity employer you're gona get some groups on your ass."

I am NOT an equal opportunity employer.

4/25/2006 8:16:51 AM

bttt

4/26/2006 8:18:28 AM