that's right, we're the AUTHORITIES....not your public servants or representatives
surely you've noticed the media referring to us as the "authorities" increasingly as of late

everything is fine
it will all be ok if you just OBEY us
patriotism requires blind obedience to your government
don't ask questions

the patriot act is good
secret searches are good
secret arrests and detainment without trial is good
a national ID card is good
those without their ID cards are probably with the terrorists
face scanning is good
thumb scanning is good
video cameras everywhere is good
giving up your liberties gives you security
if you don't give up your liberties, the terrorists will win

martial law is good
gun confiscations are good
guns are bad
mandatory evacuations are good
curfews are good
torture is good
abortion is good

big government is good
MASSIVE government debt is good
massive personal debt is good. real good
paying for 2.5 houses just to own one is good
having no real property rights is good
paying your land rent (property taxes) to the government is good
having around 50% of your income go to the government is good
being a slave is good
spying and taddle-taling on your neighbor is good

foreign troops patrolling the U.S. is good
satellite tracking devices in your car is good
implantable microchips are good

think this is too much control and you're being treated like a slave?
don't forget that this is all going on while the borders remain WIDE OPEN

forcibly psychologically testing your children is good
it's part of the "new freedom"
genetically modified food is good
don't be alarmed if we have to outlaw natural (non-genetically modified) seeds in the future
the terrorists use non-terminating seeds that can produce food perpetually

toxic chemicals added to the food supply is good
toxic fluoride added to the water supply is good
mercury in the vaccines is good
it's nutricious

starting wars based on lies is good
speaking against homosexuality is a "crime" and will get you thrown in jail
it's hate speech
running male prostitution rings out of the White House is 'conservative'

and remember, open borders are good. REAL GOOD
blanket amnesty for illegal aliens is good
above all else, remember to do WHATEVER the government says
remember, patriotism requires blind obedience to your government
because whatever the government says to do is good
the government loves you
and you may need to give up your rights and your guns so we can guarantee your security
just trust us

if you disagree with any of this, you're just a whacko conspiracy theorist
or a hateful anti-government extremist
or you may be with Al-Queda
those with more than a few days supply of food are whackos
those with guns are whackos too
they're dangerous extremists, maybe terrorists
oh yeah, we may need to regulate the internet
it is being used by the terrorists

you don't like it?
we've got machine guns and black ski masks
so shut up
and turn in your guns
or we'll take you to a camp
hope you like being our slaves


note: "good" mentioned above means good for the elite government controllers

4/25/2006 2:26:53 PM

lol u copy pasted a salisburyboy copypaste

4/25/2006 2:30:09 PM

the screams of hell thread was 10x more interesting than this trash.

4/25/2006 2:30:25 PM

can you refute the evidence i presented in prose for your enjoyment?

4/25/2006 2:32:11 PM

what you gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My hump
My lovely little
lumps,

Check it out

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these iceies.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, got me sharin’
All their money got me wearin' fly, whether I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass in
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t takin’
We can keep on datin’
Now keep on demonstrating.


My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got you,
She’s got me spending.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on me and spend your time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on me,(uh) on me, on me

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’m a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yeah let’s go
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me.
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump,
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it I’m a start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand, boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got you,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’m a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
~~What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’m a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.~~
What are you gonna do with all that breast all that breast inside that shirt ima gonna make make make you work make you work work make you work
She's got me spendin'
(Ooo) Spendin' all your money on me
and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'
(Ooo) Spendin' all your money on me
(uh) on me, on me.

4/25/2006 2:37:00 PM

i never understood this

was this supposed to be like a song?

if it was, i always shout the word GOOD loud in my head when i try to make it a song

maybe some crazy death metal guitar riffs in the background

heavy kick drums

4/25/2006 2:42:30 PM

can we throw in a banjo?

4/25/2006 2:45:39 PM

somehow i'm going to get blamed for this

4/25/2006 3:19:02 PM

that reminds me
conspiracies have never existed. EVER
all talk of conspiracies is just theoretical
conspiracies don't exist, especially in government
people seeking power would never conspire to gain more power and control
and they would never seek to gain power and control through the means of government
even though that would seem logical
that's crazy talk

4/26/2006 10:28:45 AM

Goddammit Woodfoot. Why you gotta do this?

4/26/2006 1:03:42 PM

MUST SEE DOCUMENTARY FILM EXPOSING THE TRUTH ABOUT 9/11: 9/11: The Road To Tyranny by Alex Jones



In the minds of many, this is the definitive documentary film exposing the truth about 9/11. In my opinion, it is one of the most powerful and important films ever made. It is absolutely a must see. It begins by documenting the historical examples of government-sponsored terror, including a powerful expose of the truth about the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing. It then goes on to discuss 9/11 and the elite’s plans to implement a totalitarian police state in the United States.

Here's a website where you can download 9/11: The Road To Tyranny:
http://www.lastingnetworks.com/alex/

The first 10-15 minutes of the film consists of Jones introducing the topic and is a little tedious to get through. But after that, the film really picks up as it goes into the evidence on Oklahoma City. So just be sure to get through that opening part because the rest of the film is outstanding.

4/26/2006 1:13:54 PM