"WHAT SPECIALTY CROPS ARE GROWN IN THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA?"

5/3/2006 2:13:07 PM

what the hell are you talking about senator cochran?

are we gonna start paying people in pecans now?

5/3/2006 2:20:26 PM

senator murray

thanks for making me hungry

i'm in the middle of lunch

but now i want some fruit

mmmmm berries

5/3/2006 2:23:43 PM

RUSH NEEDS DRUGS!

5/3/2006 4:16:08 PM

HE WAS A POW MAN

NOT A PANSY ASS POW LIKE THOSE GUANATNAMO ONES

BUT A REAL ONE

WITH BAMBOO UNDER THE FINGER NAILS AND THE WHOLE NINE, NUKKA

5/3/2006 4:19:28 PM

john mccain is a conservative according to liberals

5/3/2006 11:02:15 PM

and a liberal according to conservatives

5/3/2006 11:14:30 PM

^ No, I wouldn't call him a liberal. He is a statist and sees no problem sacrificing constitutional principles to guarantee republican dominance in the political spectrum.

5/3/2006 11:47:51 PM

Good to see you liberals start campaigning for '08.

5/4/2006 12:29:35 AM

any lib but hillary

5/8/2006 6:10:12 PM

Quote :

"Good to see you liberals start campaigning for '08."

and mccain speaking at liberty's graduation is what, community service?

5/8/2006 8:43:17 PM

Campaigning of course

But the way you guys like to do it is to start bashing first, come up with a viable alternative later/never.

5/8/2006 10:49:47 PM

do unto others before they can do unto you

5/8/2006 10:58:48 PM

Touche'

You won't get me to say that liberals are the only ones to be assholes during campaigns. No one stays clean.

5/8/2006 11:00:27 PM

as long as we can agree nobody is dirtier than arl-kay ove-ray

5/9/2006 12:15:08 AM

Quote :

"John McCain is here. John McCain, John McCain, what a maverick! Somebody find out what fork he used on his salad, because I guarantee you it wasn't a salad fork. This guy could have used a spoon! There's no predicting him. By the way, Senator McCain, it's so wonderful to see you coming back into the Republican fold. I have a summer house in South Carolina; look me up when you go to speak at Bob Jones University. So glad you've seen the light, sir."

-- Stephen Colbert, speaking at the White House Press Dinner

5/9/2006 12:16:35 AM