He's intense.

He's animated.

He's been a Champion before.

He could be Italian (Birthplace: Parts Unknown)

He Hates Duke and UNC

and he is proactive in today's political issues.



HIRE THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR FOR HEAD COACH!!

5/3/2006 3:18:13 PM

Will our players tie pink and yellow ribbons to their arms to make their veins bulge and scare Coach K?

5/3/2006 3:19:32 PM

hes a conservative fucktard on the level of ann coulter

fuck him

5/3/2006 3:20:40 PM

ahhaha he will bring plenty of roids to the program too

5/3/2006 3:28:23 PM

he could bring the power of Destrucicity to our program!

5/3/2006 3:28:24 PM

when we lose to UNC, he'll act like we didnt actually lose and keep playing the game like nothing happened.

he'll totally "no-sell" all games.

5/3/2006 3:33:03 PM

^best post ever

5/3/2006 3:38:15 PM

State won't be very athletic, but we'll have a good look. That will immediately get us pushed in to the NCAA's

The team is down by one. We have the ball with 4 seconds left. Warrior Warrior(his legal name) refuses to let the team shoot the ball until NCSU agrees to pay him more money.

Post game press conferences make no sense.

Roy Williams shows up with a smoking skull causing Warrior to vomit and bleed BLACK BLOOD from his head.

A top recruit will hurt himself on the trap door Warror has installed for himself in the RBC Center.

Coach K can see the Warrior in the mirror, the fans can see Warrior in the mirror, but Dawkins cannot see Warrior in the mirror.

[Edited on May 3, 2006 at 3:53 PM. Reason : oops]

5/3/2006 3:50:26 PM

SPEAK TO ME, WARYERS!

5/3/2006 3:51:56 PM

i'm totally wikipediaing the ultimate warrior now

Quote :

"Of the four members of Powerteam USA, only Hellwig and Steve "Flash" Borden had subsequent wrestling careers (Borden went on to become Sting). They formed a tag team called The Blade Runners with Warrior as Blade Runner Rock when they wrestled in the UWF and on the independent circuit, "

WTF?

[Edited on May 3, 2006 at 3:57 PM. Reason : `]

5/3/2006 3:55:41 PM

this is one of the best things on the internets:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2790

5/3/2006 4:00:16 PM

^^ who didn't know that?

5/3/2006 4:02:59 PM

<-- didn't

5/3/2006 4:13:38 PM

word... well yeah, him and Sting started out together... Warrior went one way (insanity), Sting went another (sanity)...

20 years later, Sting is still involved with wrestling (and i assume being quite well paid), Warrior has been quite blackballed from the industry...

watch "The Self Destruction of The Ultimate Warrior" sometimes (you can get it from mininova.org)... completely one-sided, but still fascinating

5/3/2006 4:15:29 PM