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" Ann Coulter just announced that she is actually a progressive member of the Democratic Party. For several years she has been working undercover to undermine the Republican base from within. Her preferred method has been writing and speaking outrageous opinions as being representative of modern conservative thought. "I hoped that through various argumentum ad absurdum I could illuminate just how pathetic these so-called 'neo-conservative' Republicans are," Ms Coulter said in an interview with BBC News Correspondent Jim Krakorn. "Unfortunately, I actually became a hero to their twisted party." Ms Coulter describes that in despair, she kept coming up with increasingly bizarre rhetoric, but the neo-con fan base just kept growing. "I hate to say it, but I may be responsible for making the Republicans just that much more evil," Ms Coulter admitted. "These people are morally and intellectually bankrupt It's hopeless. I have to quit this charade now." Ms. Coulter also announced that she is severing all ties with Fox News. "Absolutely vile people. Not a shred of journalistic integrity there. It's just one big amalgam of phone sex and Bible Study, trying to pass itself off as news," said Ms Coulter of her ex-colleagues. Ms Coulter also announced that profits from her book sales and speaking engagements will be donated to charitable causes, including PETA and the ACLU. "

6/26/2006 3:07:19 AM

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"Ms Coulter said in an interview with BBC News Correspondent Jim Krakorn."

Jimmy cracks corn, and I don't care!

[Edited on June 26, 2006 at 4:12 AM. Reason : .]

6/26/2006 4:10:22 AM

^ Psssh.. you don't care. What kind of attitude is that?

6/26/2006 6:35:42 AM

so if this is true is everybody who hated her going to immediately love her now

6/26/2006 9:32:18 AM

ummm, i'd say the chances of this being true are nearly nil considering 1) joe_schmoe didn't provide a link, 2) Google web and news searches return nothing similar, and 3) search for "jim krakorn" return nothing except suggestions to Jim Crackorn, and certainly nothing related to the BBC.

not to mention, as noted in the fake article, she hasn't really done anything to alienate the moderate Right - she's just pissed off liberals, verterns, police and firemen, and widows.
yeah, great....

[Edited on June 26, 2006 at 9:46 AM. Reason : .]

6/26/2006 9:44:57 AM

^

[Edited on June 26, 2006 at 9:45 AM. Reason : he got in first]

6/26/2006 9:45:07 AM

http://www.timmyabell.com/music/lyrics/fm/jimmy.htm

6/26/2006 9:47:22 AM

i hate her so much

6/26/2006 10:14:40 AM

Besides, if it were true, it would only be further proof that all liberals are liars

(just kidding)

6/26/2006 11:13:17 AM

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"agentlion : Jimmy cracks corn, and I don't care! "

you win.




[Edited on June 26, 2006 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ... my massa's gone away!]

6/26/2006 12:04:40 PM