I'm looking to rent a room near campus (a pet friendly one if possible).

About me:
Major: ninjology
Occupation: Super hero crime fighting ninja
Sidekicks: a super radioactive rock eating weimaraner
Arch-nemisis: Stupid Bitches Everywhere
Weapon of Choice: A gundanium alloy laser axe (for chopping fire wood also, lolz)
Special Powers: flight, telepathy, paying rent on time, enhanced sense of smell, and the ability to talk about my feelings
Sidekick's Special Powers: Super fucking cute (see my photo gallery)

What I need:
- storage for my ancient marshal arts library and small arsenal of laser tools
- a place to fucking park
- super chill people who dont mind my rigorous training methods
- super chill people who will not interfere with my rigorous training methods
- someone to help me love my adorable ninja dog

Again, interested in just about any place at this point, and i need to move kinda fast since i will be coming back from my moon training this weekend.

pls feel free to pm me

7/28/2006 8:15:13 PM

sorry i only room with pirates
because
pirates > ninjas

7/28/2006 8:17:09 PM

i will cut your fucking nose off

7/28/2006 8:27:01 PM

bttt

7/28/2006 9:05:22 PM

srsly we need a place to live

7/28/2006 9:47:29 PM

my minor is in ninjology

although the school doesn't officiaillly recognize it

7/28/2006 10:18:03 PM

We've got a room for rent about a mile from campus, free as of today. Your rent would be $235 plus utilities and a $10 pet fee each month (total comes to about $350), and you'd have a very short walk to the nearest Wolfline stop. We've both graduated in math, and we're in need of a roommate something awful. Bonus: you'd be right across the street from the $1.50 movie theater.

My cell phone number is 910-620-9592 if you're interested.

Ninjas welcome, though we would appreciate it if you did your shuriken training outside.

7/28/2006 11:09:27 PM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=420860

7/29/2006 1:00:15 AM

also, looking for people with a sense of humor (aka absolutly no fuking drama)

7/29/2006 8:38:08 AM

7/29/2006 1:09:54 PM

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7/30/2006 4:57:51 AM