Its the Elks

8/2/2006 11:51:33 AM

nuh uh, mormons do.

8/2/2006 11:52:09 AM

Water Buffalos

8/2/2006 11:52:16 AM

Kiwanis, like whoa

8/2/2006 11:57:11 AM

KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS

ftw

8/2/2006 11:59:52 AM

the five jew bankers and the dead star of david

8/2/2006 12:01:16 PM

teamsters

no, wait, then we might make decent wages...

ok, the mob by way of the teamsters

[Edited on August 2, 2006 at 12:02 PM. Reason : .]

8/2/2006 12:01:44 PM

Stone Cutters

8/2/2006 12:02:09 PM

wait, how do the shriners fit into all this?

8/2/2006 12:02:20 PM

Well, it's a well known fact, Sunny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eye! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

8/2/2006 12:04:35 PM

lest we forget...

8/2/2006 12:07:11 PM