*disturbing wink*

8/6/2006 1:22:03 AM

i am perplexed

8/6/2006 1:22:49 AM

8/6/2006 1:23:10 AM

I've made a huge mistake.

8/6/2006 1:24:36 AM

C'MON!

8/6/2006 10:24:20 AM

Oh yeah, the man wearing a 6 thousand dollar suit is gonna hold the elevator door for someone who doesn't make that in 3 months, C'MON!!!

8/6/2006 10:30:21 AM

someone should embed the magic show music cuz i can't

[Edited on August 6, 2006 at 11:23 AM. Reason : oops]

8/6/2006 11:03:20 AM

I don't understand one single thing that's happened in this thread thus far.

8/6/2006 11:08:13 AM

I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes leather".

8/6/2006 11:13:16 AM

I like to shine my spittoon with cheese and mustard.

8/6/2006 11:23:40 AM

it's an illusion Michael, a trick is something a whore does for money

8/6/2006 11:27:45 AM

Her?

8/6/2006 11:36:41 AM

It ain't easy bein' white,
It ain't easy bein' brown,
So much pressure to be bright,
I got kids all over town!

Hey, where'd the guy go?

8/6/2006 12:22:09 PM

I just blew myself.

8/6/2006 12:32:59 PM

SOLID AS A ROCK

8/6/2006 12:37:34 PM

I did it Michael. I fucked Lucille Two.

8/6/2006 12:40:32 PM

"I'll be your wingman. Even if that means taking a chubby; I will suck it up."
"Well that's enough family time for today."

8/6/2006 12:57:35 PM

i don't want none of yo tight ass country club ya freak bitch

8/6/2006 7:13:52 PM

He just wants to see boys' linuses. *hits himself in head accidentally*

8/6/2006 7:29:45 PM

I don't understand one single thing that's happened in this thread thus far.

8/6/2006 7:31:15 PM

8/6/2006 7:31:44 PM

LOOSE SEAL! LOOSE SEAL!!!

8/6/2006 7:52:30 PM

The guy shouting "loose seal" played Teddy Forsman on Pete & Pete.

8/6/2006 7:56:44 PM

You son of bitch.

Why must you continually blow my mind?

8/6/2006 7:59:11 PM

8/6/2006 7:59:54 PM

Heeyyyyyyy, brother.

8/6/2006 8:00:56 PM

If I'm not mistaken, Buster doesn't say "Hey, sister" until the third season.

[Edited on August 6, 2006 at 8:04 PM. Reason : y]

8/6/2006 8:03:56 PM

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

8/6/2006 8:12:05 PM

I can't believe we had to bleep that.

8/6/2006 8:38:57 PM

"What do you think of when you hear the name, 'Sudden Valley?'"
"Salad dressing. But for some reason I don't really want to eat it."
"What about, 'Paradise Gardens?'"
"Yeah, OK, I can see marinating a chicken in that."

8/6/2006 9:16:55 PM

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

8/6/2006 9:31:34 PM

Did someone say....

wonder?

8/6/2006 9:36:28 PM

"You locked him on the balcony?"
"Well that's half my fault, I thought I saw a graham cracker out there."
"Wait, you baited the balcony?"
"Prove it."

8/6/2006 10:39:10 PM

Great. Another uncle to compete with.

8/7/2006 10:55:53 AM

I bought a yearbook ad for you. Doesn't that mean anything anymore?

8/7/2006 10:59:06 AM

STEVE HOLT!

8/7/2006 3:19:38 PM

I tried to drink the water.

It was too hot, and tasted like soy sauce.

8/7/2006 4:28:19 PM

She's a brownish area with points.

8/7/2006 4:31:58 PM

Oh no! It's the cops, and a construction worker!

8/7/2006 4:39:42 PM

this show is my obsession

8/7/2006 4:49:18 PM

Bland.

8/7/2006 4:49:35 PM

Lindsay: Check out who's on that hog in the mirror.
Michael: [spins around to look in the back seat] George Michael!

8/7/2006 4:51:47 PM

ICE!

8/7/2006 5:01:09 PM

You're going to get some live-ins.

8/8/2006 1:14:09 AM

mmmm gobs

8/8/2006 1:16:17 AM

who is Hermano...

8/8/2006 2:15:50 AM

Polly!

8/8/2006 2:19:46 AM

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

8/8/2006 11:01:30 AM

I have no problem with that.

8/8/2006 11:48:57 AM

WTF how did I miss an Arrested Development thread

8/8/2006 11:50:49 AM