Michigan State guy pissed as fuck about the ND game (as he should be)


http://houserockbuilt.hipcast.com/download/6234cccd-66ab-f3bd-7407-6915acb69e9d.mp3

9/28/2006 12:24:14 AM

hahahahaha, i can listen to this all day


"choked on applesauce"

"I did my part"

"pucker pucker pucker"

"explain it!!"

"stupid ass blitz package"



takes about 3 mins to get really good



[Edited on September 28, 2006 at 12:46 AM. Reason : f]

9/28/2006 12:28:17 AM

hah. that guy's great.

Quote :

"You're timeouts aren't like cellphone minutes, they don't roll over."

[Edited on September 28, 2006 at 12:58 AM. Reason : ]

9/28/2006 12:48:55 AM

hahahahahahaha that's me in 10 years

[Edited on September 28, 2006 at 1:08 AM. Reason : opl;]

9/28/2006 1:08:29 AM

"NO NO! I'm not finished!"

9/28/2006 1:11:10 AM

haha

i'm tired i'm tired i got nothing left

9/28/2006 1:37:39 AM

haha
great stuff

9/28/2006 1:39:36 AM

damn, this guy is emotionsl

9/28/2006 1:45:37 AM

you let em get into halftime so fatboy could feed em pudding

9/28/2006 1:47:51 AM

he is the single worst defensive coordinator born into this world

i would rather have HR Pufnstuf and teddy ruxpin as defensive coordinator

[Edited on September 28, 2006 at 1:52 AM. Reason : fh]

9/28/2006 1:51:20 AM

I thought Sam Kinison was dead

9/28/2006 2:07:22 AM

relax, dont be too pissed at Michigan State

they got good money for the result of this game

9/28/2006 3:20:52 AM

i want this guy for our new HC

9/28/2006 3:33:05 AM

this guy is hillarious.

9/28/2006 9:17:01 AM

I was pretty sure this would be ND related, but never imagined it would be on the other side of the fence!

9/28/2006 9:29:54 AM

hahhahaha, jesus christ

he goes from totally runnin stanton into the ground

to saying he cant do it all alone

9/28/2006 9:39:38 AM

haha this is good....

MSU's head coach is absolutely horrible.... what game was it last year that was unbelievable... ohio state?

9/28/2006 9:55:29 AM

think so

9/28/2006 12:13:41 PM

Haha. Almost sounds as bad as a NCSU fan.

9/28/2006 12:20:48 PM

yea but do the majority of cell phone providers roll over minutes? I thought it was just like one or two

9/28/2006 1:52:10 PM

I have listened to this about 10 times already, never gets old.


Love it when he yells at the other people at the station and when he talks about how he didnt choke, he showed up!

9/28/2006 2:44:53 PM

He's funny and makes some great points. I can't tell how genuine his anger was but it seemed real. I couldn't listen to someone like that all day though. It would get old...like Jim Rome.

9/28/2006 2:49:53 PM

wow

9/28/2006 2:58:17 PM

3 button coat at the Salvation Army

9/28/2006 3:16:03 PM

Good God

this guy is awesome

he shouldnt waste his energy though, money changed hands and theres nothing Drew and the player can do about that

9/28/2006 3:20:07 PM

Quote :

"NOTRE DAME GOT AWAY, THEY HAD EM BY THE THROAT AND INSTEAD OF CUTTIN IT REAL DEEP AND WATCHING THE BLOOD SQUIRT ALL OVER YOU LET EM GET INTO HALFTIME SO FAT BOY COULD FEED EM PUDDING"

This quote deserves its own thread

9/28/2006 3:24:14 PM

Quote :

"YOURE ASKING DREW STANTON TO RUN THE OPTION IN HURRICANE KATRINA"

Fucking incredible, i dont care how many posts i make in a row

9/28/2006 3:26:57 PM

http://msuapplesauce.ytmnd.com/

9/28/2006 3:33:10 PM

hahaha this is hilarious... "I DIDN'T CHOKE!! I GOT A BUNCH OF OLD ASSES OFF THEIR FEET!!"

9/28/2006 3:33:21 PM

Quote :

"You're timeouts aren't like cellphone minutes, they don't roll over"

Quote :

"NOTRE DAME GOT AWAY, THEY HAD EM BY THE THROAT AND INSTEAD OF CUTTIN IT REAL DEEP AND WATCHING THE BLOOD SQUIRT ALL OVER YOU LET EM GET INTO HALFTIME SO FAT BOY COULD FEED EM PUDDING"

Greatest 2 quotes ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on September 28, 2006 at 3:44 PM. Reason : s]

9/28/2006 3:43:53 PM

AGAIN!!!!!

/darth vader voice

9/28/2006 3:54:22 PM

Get Chris Smeland out of there!!! You are the worst Defensive Coordinator EVER! I would rather have HR Puff 'N' Stuff and Teddy Ruxpin as an assistant than to have you in the booth for one more week



What the hell are you doing in the shotgun during a Monsoon?????? You're asking Drew Stanton to run the option in Hurricane Katrina?????



[Edited on September 28, 2006 at 4:51 PM. Reason : ]

9/28/2006 4:50:57 PM

Quote :

"You'reYour timeouts aren't like cellphone minutes, they don't roll over"

I can't believe I didn't get called out by the grammar ninja on that.

and it's funny everytime he talks about choking, it sounds like he clears his throat, gags or something. That sound clip will be a classic.

[Edited on September 28, 2006 at 4:59 PM. Reason : ]

9/28/2006 4:59:02 PM

Quote :

"YOUVE GOT YOUR SECONDARIES OUT THERE FLOATING AROUND IN DHINGIES"

[Edited on September 28, 2006 at 6:11 PM. Reason : n]

9/28/2006 6:10:49 PM

"YOUR ASKING DREW STANTON TO RUN THE SHOTGUN IN HURRICANE KATRINA!"

9/28/2006 6:33:54 PM

chhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



however you make that sound

9/28/2006 9:45:09 PM

AGAAAARGRHGHRGHRIN

AGAAAEGHEHGHEGHEIN

AGAAAIIENIENIGNGINGIN

9/28/2006 9:56:46 PM

PUCKER PUCKER PUCKER

9/28/2006 10:01:08 PM

"You're not gonna be able to finish"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!!!!"

9/28/2006 10:06:18 PM

thing is, I could see this guy getting some $$ out of this if it gets around enough.


I always said a really cool idea would be for HBO to do play by play of one game a week, and let the announcers do whatever; get hammered, use profanity, etc. This guy would be perfect.

9/28/2006 10:11:34 PM

^ no doubt


there'd be money to make for a "raw" version of ESPN, let announcers slander players, etc.

9/28/2006 10:13:58 PM

yup, or one fan from each team, or one sports talk guy from each team, whatever. And it wouldnt even have to be shown live on tv (since the announcing quality would probably suck), they could just show it tuesday night or something.

9/28/2006 10:16:10 PM

holy shit, the guy is only 26?!?!?!?! His name is Mike Valenti



I thought he was at least 40 something, jesus dude sounds extra rough for being only 26.

Here is his bio: http://www.sportsinferno.com/biomike.php

Name: Mike Valenti

Age: 24

Birthday: 10/24/80

Hometown: Troy, New York

College: Michigan State University




[Edited on September 28, 2006 at 10:27 PM. Reason : meant 26]

9/28/2006 10:20:06 PM

birthday in 1980 = 26 yrs old in a month

[Edited on September 28, 2006 at 10:27 PM. Reason : a]

9/28/2006 10:26:31 PM

Quote :

""You're timeouts aren't like cellphone minutes, they don't roll over.""

9/28/2006 10:38:03 PM

^its your not you're

9/28/2006 10:55:13 PM

One of my best friends goes to MSU, and he was at the game. I just sent him the link; he fuckin died laughing at that guy.

[Edited on September 28, 2006 at 11:21 PM. Reason : s]

9/28/2006 11:21:09 PM

anyone remember the spoof a Buffalo radio station did from the game vs. the Pats when Bruschi came back from the stroke? AMAZING

"half man...half...possible...centaur"

9/29/2006 1:19:54 AM

teddy bruschi is leavign to teh field....heading to teh parking lot....apparently theres a burning car....TEDDY BRUSCHI HAS RESCUED A WHOLE LITER OF PUPPIES FROM THE BURNING CAR....HES HEADED BACK TO THE FIELD.....INTERCEPTION TEDDY BRUSCHI...the players have congregated at midfield and are bowing down to teddy bruschi as if he is some kind of mythodical creature.

9/29/2006 1:22:49 AM

MAKE PLAYS you dont sit there and turn to your qb and with a puppie dog look say HELP US WE DONT KNOW WHAT WERE DOING HELP US....make plays!

9/29/2006 1:28:32 AM