http://www.rsportscars.com/eng/cars/police_hummer.asp

A 700-Horsepower Police Hummer For the Texas Sheriff

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"Even a Texas sheriff can sometimes use a little help from Germany. Unusual customer requests are the norm at http://www.GeigerCars.de, Europe's leading tuner of American automobiles. But the request from a Texas sheriff to turn his new emergency vehicle into the world's fastest police Hummer, represented a special challenge even for the specialists from GeigerCars.de. After the conversion to the GeigerCars.de 7.0-liter supercharged engine with 700 bhp and a peak torque of 667 lb-ft the black and white Hummer reaches a top speed of 155 mph. That should be fast enough for the sheriff to catch just about any speeder. In order to lend the flashing red-blue light bar and ear-splitting siren more credence the engine specialists from GeigerCars.de installed a supercharged V8 engine with an enlarged displacement of 7.0 liters in the engine bay of the Hummer H2. The GeigerCars.de high-performance engine was fitted with a belt-driven supercharger with generously dimensioned intercooler. But that's not all. The modifications to the engine also include special pistons, a precision-balanced crankshaft and titanium piston rods. The cylinder heads of the V8 engine were re-machined for optimized gas flow and fitted with a sport camshaft and reinforced valvetrain. A special intake system with sport air filter and a fully stainless-steel high-performance exhaust system with high-performance manifolds and metal catalysts round out the conversion. After reprogramming the engine electronics to calibrate the GeigerCars.de power components the supercharged eight-cylinder engine delivers a maximum power output of 700 bhp at 5,500 rpm and produces a peak torque of 667 lb-ft at 4,260 rpm. Power is transferred to all four wheels via a modified four-speed automatic transmission. Despite a curb weight of 6832 lbs, the police Hummer H2 7.0 Kompressor from GeigerCars.de delivers sports car performance: The sprint from 0-62 mph takes just 6.5 seconds while the top speed is limited electronically to 155 mph. This level of performance necessitates numerous GeigerCars.de modifications to the suspension. Immediate eye-catchers are the one-piece forged chrome king-size 10Jx28 wheels with Kumho 325/35 R28 tires. In addition GeigerCars.de upgrades the police car with professional suspension and brake tuning. The sport suspension lowers the ride height of the SUV by some 4 inches, and offers firmer damper settings. Sport sway bars reduce body roll in fast corners. The GeigerCars.de high-performance brake system with 380-millimeter perforated and vented discs and eight-piston fixed calipers on the front axle delivers enormous fade-free stopping power. After transporting the GeigerCars.de police Hummer H2 7.0 Kompressor back to the US the vehicle will be equipped with state-of-the-art police communication technology and will then serve as the personal emergency vehicle of the county sheriff."

BTW, check out http://www.rsportscars.com/eng/cars/hummer_gt.asp which comes with 30 inchers, Ford GT40 colors, and scissor doors!






[Edited on October 20, 2006 at 9:56 PM. Reason : ]

10/20/2006 9:48:45 PM

god damn. too bad the new escalades will run 155 too




[Edited on October 20, 2006 at 9:55 PM. Reason : i want a mustache like that hahaha]

10/20/2006 9:53:35 PM

BTW, check out this thread I made way back:

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=321167

10/20/2006 10:01:54 PM

that thing damn well better not have been paid for with taxpayer money

in fact, short of the sherriff's personal checking account, i can't think of a reasonable means of financing such a project.

10/20/2006 10:15:01 PM

That guy might just be the biggest douche the world has ever seen.

10/20/2006 10:15:19 PM

nahh whom ever painted a hummer (a gm product) the colors of the golf gt-40 should be shot, beheaded and filleted

10/20/2006 10:18:58 PM

fuckin nigger ass cops on a god damn mother fuckin power trip, that mother fucker ought to be fired and his wages garnished for 37 years to pay for theat shit, and this is 69 drunk off his ass

10/20/2006 10:31:49 PM

werd 69....

werd

whatup 2 jeep man 4 me aight?

10/20/2006 10:37:30 PM

if he paid for it himself, that would be one ricj sheriff, as that thing costs around 200K.

10/20/2006 10:42:05 PM

bitch tits worse than chuck.

10/20/2006 10:46:47 PM

wow a cop with a supercharged hummer .... he must have the world's smallest penis too.

10/20/2006 10:49:06 PM

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"that thing damn well better not have been paid for with taxpayer money"

haha, come on, duke. you know how shit runs. hell, you should see rpd's chief perlov's personal blacked out explorer bought with tax dollars.

10/20/2006 11:04:22 PM

this makes me sick to my stomach

10/20/2006 11:07:19 PM

^^^ youd think hed have one of those 50 cal revolvers

10/20/2006 11:07:19 PM

don't mess with him y'all... i bet he will hunt ya down for making fun of him

10/20/2006 11:08:39 PM

i can't decide whether i would rather ride past it on a sportbike doing a wheelie, then leave him absolutely for dead around the first corner...

or "accidentally" T-bone the hell out of it and total it. it would be worth the ticket and points on my insurance. i'd preferably do it right before an election, so it would make the news and remind people that their collossal faggot of a sherriff blew a quarter-million of their tax dollars on a fucking stupid supercharged police truck.

10/20/2006 11:10:30 PM

reminds me of that fag cruizing around in his hummer.

^i totally agree. my fuckin sv650 would out run it.

0-60 in 6.5 is horrid for a heavily modified vehicle. yeah it weighs as much as a tank i know

[Edited on October 21, 2006 at 8:19 AM. Reason : asdf]

10/21/2006 8:18:53 AM

i'm sorry but that guy is the biggest queen in town. holy shit. wtf mustache

10/21/2006 9:14:41 AM

that guy looks like one of the biggest tools i have ever seen with that stache

i hope he wrecks it

10/21/2006 9:41:45 AM

its all fun and games for him till someone steals those rims

10/21/2006 9:52:58 AM

i doubt he used any tax money for that

10/21/2006 10:30:43 AM

duke you're forgetting one thing

there are certain parts of the country where the voters might actually APPROVE of this horseshit misallocation

10/21/2006 11:16:50 AM

This has to be fake.

There's no county mentioned anywhere on the vehicle. I've never seen a marked police vehicle that didn't have the name of the county or city it belonged to.

The taxpayers in any county would be up in arms about this if it were true, and the article doesn't name him or the county in question.

fake

10/21/2006 11:22:17 AM

the company probably paid for it

and its on geiger's homepage

[Edited on October 21, 2006 at 11:45 AM. Reason : .]

10/21/2006 11:42:22 AM

yeah I call fake too. no names, not even a nice paint job and you have the "sheriff" playing w/ in gun in clear site (not a good pr move, hey kids don't play w/ guns) also does texas use the sheriff system or is that what the rangers do? I'm no expert just have seen walker TR a few times.

10/21/2006 2:19:33 PM

why pay quarter of a million for a gay hummer, not even an h1, when you could get a whole squad of corvettes for the same price? Give the z06 for the sheriff and normal vettes for the deputies.

10/21/2006 4:36:10 PM

^^, ^^^^

Yeah. There's no county name on the logo, no county mentioned in the article, and no articles on news.google.com except the one from the geigercars.de site. It sounds like a marketing stunt.


P.S. Texas has sheriffs. They're county-wide but usually focus on unincorporated areas.
The Rangers are state-wide. "One Riot, One Ranger."

10/21/2006 5:06:25 PM

dude has a dick the size of a .22 bullet

and the person who made the 'HUMMER GT' needs to be shot and killed

[Edited on October 21, 2006 at 7:53 PM. Reason : a]

10/21/2006 7:53:02 PM

if hes in texas, hes wearing the wrong boots. this is bullshit

10/21/2006 10:53:30 PM

out of everything that i have ever seen on this site

this is the most douche

10/22/2006 12:42:15 AM

queen is right

he's got earings in both ears and i'm pretty sure that stache is the kind you attach with glue

10/23/2006 11:57:31 AM

so i doubt its real... i mean there is no county listed on it anywhere and it has a wannabe euro tag...
soo..
yeah

but it was fun to get fake pissy over for a bit

10/23/2006 12:08:49 PM

i think walker has met his match, for an ass buddy

10/23/2006 12:09:39 PM

0-62 in 6.5 sec? i think my stock tahoe is faster than that. what a fuckin goon this guy is, obviously he hasnt gotten any poon in years.

10/23/2006 12:16:45 PM

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"i think walker has met his match, for an ass buddy"

Walker hates black posers.

10/23/2006 6:54:44 PM

This guy should have learned his lesson after Hege

10/23/2006 9:16:11 PM

if any cop deserves to be messed with, its him.

10/23/2006 9:49:21 PM

That guy is my friend.

Whomever badmouthed him (most of y'all), I am telling on you!

He will come and kick y'all's ass!

[And drive over your cars with his monster truck]

10/24/2006 6:10:30 PM

he won't be driving over shit with those rubber band tires

10/24/2006 6:37:13 PM

You claimed that douche as your friend.

That means your asshole is stretched out.

10/24/2006 8:25:37 PM

He could be a gypsy cop

10/24/2006 8:29:10 PM

^^ you are just jealous

10/24/2006 9:02:36 PM

ive seen blue signs like that in germany. i think they were for the speed limit

after searching, yeah germany has lots of blue circular round sings like in the picture (however i was thinking of the minimum speed limit)

[Edited on October 24, 2006 at 9:12 PM. Reason : .]

10/24/2006 9:11:08 PM