Preferably fully collapsable and easily storable.

New or used in other bands.

Must not play shitty music.

12/2/2006 2:50:50 AM

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

12/2/2006 2:53:59 AM

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

12/2/2006 2:57:13 AM

I love beer!

12/2/2006 2:59:45 AM

Define shitty music. Or rather, what you'd play instead.

12/2/2006 9:31:39 AM

Something new. Lots of delay. Maybe with a computer. An interpretive dancer.

12/10/2006 1:11:35 AM