First of all, McDanger is not a paper mill.

Second of all, I will help you edit your papers for $1 a page. If you have problems with structure, diction, style, or effectiveness, I will help you iron it out. I will not write it for you, but I will take what you have and help you make it better.

[Edited on January 6, 2012 at 11:53 AM. Reason : .]

1/22/2007 12:45:53 AM

bttt

1/22/2007 10:30:19 AM

note that one thread of his that took pages and pages of people basically trying to make sense of the confusing tripe from the first post.

1/22/2007 10:43:29 AM

^that does not make sense...

1/22/2007 3:44:36 PM

McDanger + Your Paper - McDanger = Your Paper

1/22/2007 3:53:50 PM

I hear ^ is available for math homework...

[Edited on January 22, 2007 at 11:08 PM. Reason : asdf]

[Edited on January 22, 2007 at 11:08 PM. Reason : asdf]

1/22/2007 11:07:30 PM

I hear ^ is available to type your homework...

I'll let you know if I need anything mcdanger. See you in TT tomorrow morning.

1/23/2007 3:02:53 AM

MCDANGER?!?!? WUT.


Mike, I'd trust you with my paper only if you were inhaling trash bags

1/23/2007 7:57:45 AM

lolol mike, hope you make some gas money on this. i'm def not looking forward to writing papers again once i go back for grad school.

1/23/2007 8:06:01 AM

bump

1/23/2007 10:48:01 PM

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"note that one thread of his that took pages and pages of people basically trying to make sense of the confusing tripe from the first post."

1/24/2007 8:48:07 AM

but what if you suck at papers?

1/24/2007 3:05:13 PM

I don't suck at papers; I could provide some evidence that I'm actually a pretty good writer.

1/24/2007 3:06:30 PM

a good paper is in the eye of the professor. you just have to know what they want.

1/24/2007 9:53:01 PM

Perhaps I could have him review a paper on something from outside of his realm of expertise, possibly a paper on morality not being derived from religious beliefs or something.

1/24/2007 11:09:01 PM

OH BURN

1/24/2007 11:12:35 PM

McDanger + Your Paper = Your McPaper

1/24/2007 11:20:46 PM

I like the McPaper thing I should have thought of that.

I guess it's inevitable I'm going to be trolled by a thousand douchebags even in classifieds.

Wherever I go on these boards I tend to string along a fan club by my nutsack.

1/25/2007 12:17:28 AM

i wasn't trolling, i was just bumping your thread for ya

1/25/2007 12:52:59 AM

McDanger != paper mill
paper mill = time + paper
time = money

paper mill = money +paper
paper mill - paper = money

paper + McDanger = money
paper + McDanger = paper mill - paper
2paper + McDanger = paper mill
McDanger = paper mill - 2paper

therefore, McDanger is 2 papers shy of being a paper mill... And yes, this was a waste of my time, which equals to money, which ends up with me eating paper...

1/25/2007 12:54:58 AM

gg jay boz

1/25/2007 2:11:07 AM

sorry bro, didn't mean to troll. just making an observation from past experience but as far as actual sentence structure and diction goes you may have a market.





ps. McPaper ftw

[Edited on January 25, 2007 at 7:51 AM. Reason : ps]

1/25/2007 7:49:41 AM

i think you should charge more.

best of luck

1/25/2007 7:59:35 AM

Wasn't accusing you of trolling, Spike, but those other kids that love to follow me around and shower me with attention

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"McDanger != paper mill paper mill = time + paper time = money paper mill = money +paper paper mill - paper = money paper + McDanger = money paper + McDanger = paper mill - paper 2paper + McDanger = paper mill McDanger = paper mill - 2paper"

Hahahah gg

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"sorry bro, didn't mean to troll. just making an observation from past experience but as far as actual sentence structure and diction goes you may have a market."

Wasn't talking about you either Ashwin, I know where you live so it's no big deal

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"i think you should charge more. best of luck"

Thanks. Looking for more volume than anything -- I have a feeling if I charge more I'll get less business, yadda yadda.

1/25/2007 8:10:25 AM

Did somebody say Mcpaper?

I'm loving it

1/25/2007 1:36:39 PM

After reading this thread I just realized this was a cottage industry. I could do this.

Of course, I have the added resume builder of having a liberal arts degree with essentially an English minor and having taught Language Arts for several years. Even before I graduated I was great at writing papers, though, especially under pressure. I could write a 25 page research paper in two or three days, with accurate citations and everything. It wasn't an A, usually about a B+/A- because of the rush job, but it was definitely quality work.

1/25/2007 2:49:48 PM

I have a resume and cover letter that could use some work.

1/25/2007 4:49:48 PM

McDanger = Douchbag

take your papers to your professors...they are more than willing to look over and comment on it for FREE

1/26/2007 12:25:51 AM

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"After reading this thread I just realized this was a cottage industry. I could do this. Of course, I have the added resume builder of having a liberal arts degree with essentially an English minor and having taught Language Arts for several years. Even before I graduated I was great at writing papers, though, especially under pressure. I could write a 25 page research paper in two or three days, with accurate citations and everything. It wasn't an A, usually about a B+/A- because of the rush job, but it was definitely quality work."

fucked up. get your own thread.

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"McDanger = Douchbag"

Not really. Looks like he's got a good idea. He's not charging a shitload here people. Dont be pissed because the guy has a good idea and it may get him a little bit of money and help people not turn in shitty papers.

God I hate TWW sometimes.

1/26/2007 12:44:01 AM

bump

[Edited on January 6, 2012 at 11:53 AM. Reason : .]

1/26/2007 1:36:58 AM