Crossroads Ford is growing again!

This is a rare opportunity to join our family and be a part of a Christian Organization that truly values your efforts. With low turnover and the average salesperson having over 5 years experience at this store, we do not hire often, so act fast.

NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY! We will train the right individual.

Of course, if you do have experience, you will be rewarded with one of the best pay plans in Raleigh.

To apply you must have a valid drivers license, pass a background and drug test, and be willing to work in a retail environment.

As a employee of Crossroads Ford you will receive:

**Great Benefits.

**A Management Team that work WITH you, not against you.

**The Largest Indoor Ford Showroom.

**Never open on Sundays.

**Complete Support and Training

To be considered for this position email internet@crossroadsford.com or call Skeet Johnson at 919-460-5601 to set up a one on one meeting with the owner who will personally interview every qualified candidate.

For more information and to learn about our dealership, visit http://www.crossroadsford.com/

3/8/2007 11:22:07 AM

what about tail?

will i be able to get more tail then I could even begin to handle?

3/8/2007 11:37:20 AM

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"This is a rare opportunity to join our family and be a part of a Christian Organization"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quote :

"Skeet Johnson"

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAA

3/8/2007 12:07:18 PM

a car dealership hiring is not a rare opportunity - especially when no experience is necessary - pretty sure dealers leave their christian values at the door when they start working too

3/8/2007 12:16:00 PM

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3/8/2007 12:51:32 PM

Christian Organization - so you're only hiring Christians, eh? kinda fucked up

You know you're missing out...most people have sunday off, it'd be great for business if car dealerships started staying open sundays.

3/8/2007 1:19:01 PM

great opportunity for a non-christian to apply......and promptly sue for discrimination when not hired.

3/8/2007 1:31:24 PM

I was a fucking car salesmen for eight goddamn years. I know the fucking business! I'm telling you.....I was employee of the month at the goddamn Chevrolet place in Springfield, Illinois for 3 or 4 months in a fucking row. Something like that anyway.

I like the fact that this is a "Christian" organization. That's the only kinda fucking place I will work.
But........somethin's gotta be done about that "background check" and "drug test" crap. I ain't doin' that bullshit.
It's a violation and obstruction of my muthafuckkin rights. It's just another way for the man to drop a dime on a muthafuccka.
I ain't got nuthin' to hide you know, but fuck that. How do you expect to hire anybody of any substance with those restrictions?

Anyway........

I see you have great benefits, a large showroom and a "management team that works with you not against you'!!.......well here's how you can work with me........you make sure that i can get me and one of my coke whore's in the backseat of one of them fancy SUV's during my shift and as I'm knocking out a little himmeny-himmeny, you stay the fuck away and make sure it stays out of my file. That's how you can help me, bitch.

Anyway, I think I would be a great asset to the company. Please pm me and I'll get my resume' to you asap.

3/8/2007 1:33:29 PM

Quote :

"Skeet Johnson"

whats great is this isn't a joke, there really is a "skeet johnson"

3/8/2007 3:22:50 PM

This thread got tore to shreds...but ^^ saved it.

Great place. what about hours?

3/8/2007 3:40:57 PM

nothing personal but you do realize crossroads ford has some seriously shitty Better Business Bureau ratings right? They didn't get them for being "good businessmen". Shady mother fuckers especially in the used car lot.

I went to look at a "Pristine Toyota Celica". fucking thing had cigarette burns, scratches on the paint, MISSING A DAMN WINDOW KNOB and it was manual. The ad said it was an Pristing 2000 Toyta celica, no scratches or dents, flawless interior, all power options and a sunroof.

The salesman who had been there for a while were a joke. Slimey as can be. Their manager even came out and he was worse. "What will it take to get you in this car today?". So typical.

I don't care if you're christian or not. Crossroads Ford is a bunch of crooks and they fucked not 1 but TWO of my friends now with their bullshit policies. Ford issues a recall and they go in to get it fixed and you tell them "Oh we don't do ford issued recall repairs". Yes you do.

Then when the tranny goes bad on one of my friends truck not 10,000 miles into it you try to say it didn't "mean" it was completely covered even though the words "100% covered" were in the contract.

Edit: As a note. The person who needed the recall called up corporate Ford... they called you guys up and he had his repair done that day. They(corporate) even offered to have it checked by another local dealership to make sure you guys didn't fuck up.
The person with the tranny issues got it repaired in less than a week. He called your corporate office too. Me? I just didn't give you my business.
I give companies chances especially when they use salesman they get off the street. But that's 1, 2 3 strikes yer out. cyas.

[Edited on March 8, 2007 at 3:46 PM. Reason : !]

3/8/2007 3:43:50 PM

i bet theyre replacing that salesman who got drunk and wrecked one of the new mustangs into my buddies parked car a couple months ago. he got out of the car and left the scene. considering it had dealer tags on it, it was a funny move on his part.

3/8/2007 4:53:26 PM

in speaking with a salesman there when I was looking for a new car and current market trends I'm surprised that place is still there and I've heard the turnover is quite frequent... I'm sure they spend a good amount for that showroom/location, but I'm also sure their sales do not support it, I mean I was there for ~4 hours an saw NO other customers inside...



And yeah the christian thing is fucked up... Definitely will not buy from them in the future.

3/8/2007 5:31:42 PM

When that one guy left is went to shit.

3/8/2007 6:00:21 PM

I saw Tom Smith in Sweet Tomatoes with his wife and daughter one night.

I'd give his daughter a good Christian fucking. And then let her lick the Christian smegma off my dick when I pulled out.


Oh, and BTW, I shitted in my pants.

And I'll buy a Dodge truck next time I get a vehicle from a dealer.

GO BUY A DAMN AD!

[Edited on March 8, 2007 at 8:24 PM. Reason : cause Ford diesels suck dog balls.]

[Edited on March 8, 2007 at 8:25 PM. Reason : SHIT]

3/8/2007 8:20:53 PM

The Undisputed Cock Suckers

3/8/2007 11:03:30 PM

Crossroads does have a lower turnover rate than most dealers, but not a place I would want to go work again.

3/13/2007 3:55:19 PM

I'm still waiting for that call. I need a fucking job!!!!!!!

3/30/2007 11:52:17 AM