and go!

4/22/2007 6:33:14 PM

Shut the fuck up

4/22/2007 6:34:03 PM

play nice kids

4/22/2007 6:34:59 PM

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

4/22/2007 6:35:02 PM

why are you a faggot?

4/22/2007 6:35:34 PM

is my stepdads uncles gf's daughter fair game?

4/22/2007 6:35:39 PM

How much did you spend on that sweet blazer of yours?

4/22/2007 6:36:26 PM

I've noticed that you have made a habit out of sucking up to and/or emulating "popular" TWW users. Is this because you truly desire to become TWW popular? Or because you have absolutely no original/funny/thought-provoking material of your own?

4/22/2007 6:38:50 PM

Quote :

"how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

beats me. I think the fucker does it just to make a tounge twister out of it.

Quote :

"why are you a faggot?"

for me to answer why, I would first have to be a fag. which I'm not. nice try noob.

Quote :

"is my stepdads uncles gf's daughter fair game?"

yes. she's not a close blood relative by any other means, is she?

Quote :

"How much did you spend on that sweet blazer of yours?"

it was a gift.

Quote :

"I've noticed that you have made a habit out of sucking up to and/or emulating "popular" TWW users. Is this because you truly desire to become TWW popular? Or because you have absolutely no original/funny/thought-provoking material of your own?"

actually, i'm just trying to be friends with them. usually works out fine too.

4/22/2007 6:39:38 PM

Do you want me to own you in this thread as well?

4/22/2007 6:41:22 PM

Quote :

"Do you want me to own you in this thread as well?"

No. Plus, I don't know how that would be possible in a thread where people ask me questions.

4/22/2007 6:42:45 PM

Are you still a whiny pussy bitch in your relationships with women or have you learned the error of your ways?

4/22/2007 6:44:45 PM

I know you recently had your first relationship come to an end. Was this because she finally went to touch your cock and it was tiny? or you came before anything could happen and she laughed at you?

4/22/2007 6:45:40 PM

^ and ^^

since you both assume too much about me, I can only say you have no idea what the actual reasons are. not even close.

4/22/2007 6:48:08 PM

What are the actual reasons?

4/22/2007 6:49:20 PM

I won this thread, but I'll jot down an assist for hellbound.

4/22/2007 6:49:28 PM

Quote :

"What are the actual reasons?"

Ah ah ah...only my good friends will/already do know that.

4/22/2007 6:50:28 PM

And all her friends she told about your small cock you don't know how to use.

4/22/2007 6:51:00 PM

Guys, Kemp is going to turn the school into swiss cheese if you keep pickin' on him.

4/22/2007 6:51:28 PM

So this thread should be called "Ask chembob anything, but not really"

4/22/2007 6:51:53 PM

can you pick up a tennis ball with the toes of one foot or am i the only one with that particular level of monkey toes?

4/22/2007 6:52:47 PM

^^No. I'll answer pretty much everything except about my last relationship. Ask something else please. A little respect is all I ask.

^I, too, have monkey toes.

[Edited on April 22, 2007 at 6:53 PM. Reason : .]

4/22/2007 6:53:26 PM

Sorry to break the rules of the thread here but I have a question for StellaArtois, if you don't mind chembob.

StellaArtois, I've noticed you have a habit of talking shit about other people on this website using a known alias to do so. Is this because you're too chickenshit to do it under your normal username? Or because you're too chickenshit to do it under your normal name?

4/22/2007 6:54:08 PM

Q: Do you really expect us to respect you after learning what a whiny, pussy, bitch you are in relationships with women?

4/22/2007 6:54:17 PM

What politically viable candidate would you like to see as the next pres?

What is your social security number?

What do you plan to do with a chemistry major?

Who would win in a fight you or firmbuttgntl?

How many pet have you had, and what are their names?

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

How many square feet is your residence?

How many jobs have you held, what was they pay rate?

How many brothers and sisters do you have?

Whats your parents phone number?

Do you like cheese or cereal better?

[Edited on April 22, 2007 at 7:12 PM. Reason : .]

4/22/2007 6:59:53 PM

McCain. Though, I'd like to see more support for Ron Paul.

Um, yea, how bout not? You don't need it.

Probably jack shit. I need a degree to earn my commission in the Navy. I love chemistry and all, but I'm not cut out for research, which is the main focus of NC State's chem program.

Not having met firmbuttgntl in person, I can't say. But it would probably be me regardless.

Three cats: Princess, George, and Casmira. Of course they are my family's cats, so they're not mine outright.

I own five pairs of shoes, three pairs of boots. Two of the pairs of shoes and two of the pairs of boots were issued to me, however.

84 square feet.

6.25/hr job at Chick-fil-a. God I hated it.

2 sisters.

I'm gonna pass on this one too. You don't need it either.

Both.

4/22/2007 7:35:43 PM

by both do you mean like if you leave a bowl of cereal out on the counter for a couple days...

4/22/2007 7:43:06 PM

No. I like my milk fresh or well on it's way to aged cheese.

4/22/2007 7:43:43 PM

what is your favorite color

4/22/2007 10:19:50 PM

black

4/22/2007 10:29:21 PM

racist

4/22/2007 10:30:01 PM

4/22/2007 10:32:37 PM

Mr. chembob, why are there so many hateful pricks on TWW?

4/22/2007 10:34:45 PM

chembob when will you and troopofechos stop flirting....you and your damn donuts.....

4/22/2007 10:36:05 PM

^^it's human nature. being more anonymous takes away some of the boundaries people are willing to cross in hurting others.

4/22/2007 10:38:16 PM

4/22/2007 10:41:41 PM

o mai

4/22/2007 10:42:53 PM

why?

4/22/2007 10:43:55 PM

Quote :

"why?"

4/22/2007 10:45:04 PM

why what?

4/22/2007 10:45:05 PM

bttt?

4/22/2007 11:01:02 PM

yes

ttt

4/22/2007 11:01:36 PM

next!

4/22/2007 11:04:02 PM

guilty pleasure?

4/22/2007 11:04:52 PM

well for one

things from the 1940s

4/22/2007 11:07:26 PM

how much weight has taina gained since the break up

4/22/2007 11:08:48 PM

how would I know?

none probably. (it's been about a week)

4/22/2007 11:09:56 PM

Is it true that your x offered to buy viagra for you so you can keep it up?

4/22/2007 11:10:06 PM

how many Ds has she licked

4/22/2007 11:10:34 PM

^^no.

^none.

4/22/2007 11:10:47 PM