i'd make my penis jump and write things with my pee

4/26/2007 9:51:53 AM

been there, done that

4/26/2007 9:52:21 AM

the best part of snow

4/26/2007 9:52:38 AM

and the standing to take a piss is such a time saver

4/26/2007 9:53:12 AM

i'd also hit on ugly and fat chicks on tww

4/26/2007 10:02:07 AM

i would stick it in every available hole possible

4/26/2007 10:03:37 AM

^that can lead to unpleasant results...

4/26/2007 10:07:12 AM

you can still write your name in the snow with your pee now; it's just colder and takes more talent.

4/26/2007 10:08:50 AM

Guys have it so much easier...

<sigh>

4/26/2007 10:10:18 AM

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"i'd make my penis jump"

i love that

it's like my signal

spooning in the morning or something

make it jump

she'll turn around

then wink at her

and it's on

4/26/2007 10:10:18 AM

no i want to write it on a wall

in cursive

4/26/2007 10:10:24 AM

i'd also tea bag someone

4/26/2007 10:13:43 AM

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"^that can lead to unpleasant results..."

but if i was a guy...obviously i wouldn't care

4/26/2007 10:15:17 AM

id put it in her butt

4/26/2007 10:15:19 AM

You ladies are not responsible enough to have a penis.

4/26/2007 10:15:45 AM

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"You ladies are not responsible enough to have a penis."

haha Probably not... but I would sure have fun.

4/26/2007 10:17:37 AM

I'd pee standing up
I'd pee on vertical surfaces
I'd give mushroom stamps to all my friends, and it'd be okay, because if the girls had penises for a day, they'd do it to me too
I'd get a bunch of blowjobs
I'd wank it a bunch
I'd fuck as many chicks as possible
I'd do a dude or two, just to cover all my bases
I'd shave my nuts, to feel the difference

4/26/2007 10:17:48 AM

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"You ladies are not responsible enough to have a penis."

and you are not responsible enough for boobs

4/26/2007 10:19:37 AM

this thread is only partially disturbing

4/26/2007 10:20:18 AM

What I'm really reading here LK is ..

If you were a male, you'd be Danny.

[Edited on April 26, 2007 at 10:22 AM. Reason : ]

4/26/2007 10:20:44 AM

If LK was male: You should write a book on that.

4/26/2007 10:21:41 AM

Quote :

"I'd pee standing up I'd pee on vertical surfaces I'd give mushroom stamps to all my friends, and it'd be okay, because if the girls had penises for a day, they'd do it to me too I'd get a bunch of blowjobs I'd wank it a bunch I'd fuck as many chicks as possible I'd do a dude or two, just to cover all my bases I'd shave my nuts, to feel the difference"

same

4/26/2007 10:24:58 AM

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"What I'm really reading here LK is .. If you were a male, you'd be Danny. "

hahahhahahaha

4/26/2007 10:29:38 AM

ROFL

4/26/2007 10:31:21 AM

and what the fuck is that supposed to mean

4/26/2007 10:53:05 AM

that we're AWESOME that's what it means

4/26/2007 10:53:41 AM

i am not ammused

4/26/2007 10:54:18 AM

^^^i take it that it means you can write on the wall in cursive

[Edited on April 26, 2007 at 10:54 AM. Reason : that's what i got from it anyway]

4/26/2007 10:54:23 AM

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"and what the fuck is that supposed to mean"

That you are also not responsible enough for a penis

[Edited on April 26, 2007 at 10:55 AM. Reason : .]

4/26/2007 10:54:43 AM

4/26/2007 10:56:50 AM

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"elkaybie All American 20257 Posts user info edit post i'd also hit on ugly and fat chicks on tww "

that's what i got out of it

4/26/2007 10:57:45 AM

well i just took that from your thread...

so they'd "shine"

[Edited on April 26, 2007 at 10:59 AM. Reason : ]

4/26/2007 10:59:39 AM

[Edited on April 26, 2007 at 11:00 AM. Reason : fdgdf]

4/26/2007 11:00:27 AM

and i'd be more excited about tea bagging and penis jumping anyway

4/26/2007 11:01:25 AM

haha I just realized this was a parody... I missed Danny's thread.

That's pretty good when a thread is good and you don't even realize it's mocking another thread.

4/26/2007 11:07:58 AM

Dude... the boating off at work thread is a million pages long now and started off mocking the obvious.

4/26/2007 11:45:15 AM

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"been there, done that"

4/26/2007 11:45:44 AM

Quote :

"i love that it's like my signal spooning in the morning or something make it jump she'll turn around then wink at her and it's on and she thwacks you inbetween the legs"

4/26/2007 11:59:45 AM

Quote :

"if i was were a male"

4/26/2007 12:49:23 PM

^no room for grammar in a parody thread

4/26/2007 12:55:10 PM

4/26/2007 1:02:23 PM

yeah we don't take kindly to grammar nazis around these parts.

4/26/2007 1:20:07 PM

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"i love that it's like my signal spooning in the morning or something make it jump she'll turn around then wink at her and it's on"

I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT

4/26/2007 1:23:55 PM

thread of the day

4/26/2007 5:20:31 PM

Quote :

"When a man's an empty kettle He should be on his mettle And yet I'm torn apart Just because I'm presumin' That I could be kind of human If I only had a penis I'd be tender, I'd be gentle And awful sentimental Regarding love and art I'd be friends with the sparrows And the boy that shoots the arrows If I only had a penis Picture me a balcony Above a voice sings low (Snow White) Wherefore art thou, Romeo? (Tin Man) I hear a beat, how sweet! Just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion And really feel the part I could stay young and chipper And I'd lock it with a zipper If I only had a penis "

4/26/2007 5:23:38 PM

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"i'd make my penis jump and write things with my pee"

you mean like this???

4/26/2007 5:25:29 PM

YES! just like that

4/26/2007 8:44:45 PM

Quote :

"I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT"

someone put the dancing cat in with that music... i know there's SOME funny graphic that goes with that song!

4/26/2007 9:53:36 PM

4/27/2007 12:05:52 PM

dont forget the helicopter

4/27/2007 12:10:09 PM