So I just moved back to NC tonight. I went into the kitchen and commenced to foraging. I found some cole slaw in the fridge and was like

"w00t!" *nom nom nom* "Hey Dad, who made cole slaw?"

"Your grandmother."

*nom nom nom*

"But that was the Tuesday before last. You didn't eat that did you?"

*sideways glance*

*nom*

4/27/2007 12:24:38 AM

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"*sideways glance* *nom*"

<3

4/27/2007 12:25:56 AM

i just call it "slaw"

waitresses always look at me when i say "blah blah blah with slaw and tater salad"

4/27/2007 12:26:56 AM

Am I going to die?

4/27/2007 12:29:01 AM

for some reason i thought this was really funny. it was all the *noms*

4/27/2007 12:29:39 AM

It wasn't meat and it probably didn't have any botchulinum growing in it, so no.

4/27/2007 12:30:33 AM

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"*sideways glance* *nom*"

ftw

4/27/2007 12:30:56 AM

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"*nom nom nom*"

4/27/2007 12:31:54 AM

^^I figured the damage was already done...

4/27/2007 12:33:55 AM

purge immediately to remove toxins.

4/27/2007 12:36:05 AM

This made my night.

4/27/2007 12:36:48 AM

niiiice

4/27/2007 12:37:27 AM

A++ Will Read again.


*nom nom nom*

4/27/2007 12:41:56 AM

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"purge immediately to remove toxins."

It's a sin to waste food.... fuck you, man.

4/27/2007 12:44:49 AM

As long as it wasn't out in the sun.

I can't eat white slaw by itself, but I like it on things.

I can eat a ton of red slaw though.

4/27/2007 12:46:04 AM

pooping doesn't waste food. it makes room for more nom-ing.

4/27/2007 12:46:20 AM

*nom-ing* FTMFW!!!

4/27/2007 12:48:03 AM

Also, the phrase "commenced to foraging" reminded me of

4/27/2007 12:49:13 AM

vagina or boobies: *nom nom nom*?

4/27/2007 12:49:31 AM

^^Life in teh Mountains ftw

4/27/2007 12:53:49 AM

^^^dis is not muh moonshinez

4/27/2007 12:57:02 AM

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"*sideways glance* *nom*"

<3

srsly <3

4/27/2007 1:08:34 AM

A doctor asked a a patient if he could numb her breasts.
She said that it would be fine.

*num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num* *num*

4/27/2007 1:59:15 AM

4/27/2007 2:31:17 AM

im excited about the prospects of "*nom*"

4/27/2007 6:43:17 AM

*nom nom nom*

4/27/2007 8:14:20 AM

This is what I thought of when I read the *nom nom nom*.

4/27/2007 8:17:07 AM

^ message_topic.aspx?topic=472811

4/27/2007 8:34:08 AM

Looks like you survived.

4/27/2007 10:08:39 AM

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"*sideways glance* *nom*"

BWAHAHAHA...love it

4/27/2007 10:12:17 AM

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"*sideways glance* *nom*"

BFF 4 EVR

4/27/2007 12:21:39 PM

There.

4/27/2007 3:29:20 PM

i thought it was 'num' and ^^best friend forever 4 ever?

4/27/2007 3:53:20 PM

^^ aww look at that furry little finger biter

4/27/2007 4:56:54 PM

^^evan is my bff... don't be jealous

4/27/2007 9:12:57 PM

ttt

5/15/2007 11:12:23 PM

hahah that sucks.

5/15/2007 11:13:24 PM

A++ Will Read again.


*nom nom nom*

5/15/2007 11:17:20 PM

btttittays

5/17/2007 11:50:48 PM

5/17/2007 11:52:11 PM

Add to my topics

thx for the lol-age

5/17/2007 11:56:58 PM

best thread evar! I laffed for like 5 minutes straight. My room mate must think I'm crazy...


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5/17/2007 11:58:14 PM

5/18/2007 12:09:03 AM

5/18/2007 12:13:04 AM

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"for some reason i thought this was really funny. it was all the *noms*"

5/18/2007 12:17:07 AM

Cole slaw came out of my nose today while I was upside down in my kayak.

7/10/2007 10:00:25 PM

I don't see how cole slaw by itself is appealing.

7/10/2007 10:05:45 PM

raw cabbage and mayonnaise don't appeal to me individually or together

7/10/2007 10:07:50 PM

It was on a chili dog initially.

7/10/2007 10:10:57 PM

7/10/2007 10:18:58 PM