Crap, how are u supposed to tell when it is going to the 6th page, or any new page for that matter! I'm a noob!

burnt popcorn that smells like a baby's diaper with fresh popcorn terds in it

[Edited on October 18, 2007 at 11:43 AM. Reason : 6th page]

10/18/2007 11:42:22 AM

When (replies + 1) mod 50 = 0

10/18/2007 11:44:27 AM

There are 50 posts per page. Every incriment of 50 is a new page.

10/18/2007 11:44:33 AM

The guy who keeps bothering me when I'm in the middle of something...

and he keeps bothering me to ask if I have plans for this weekend... I think he's asked me 3x this week already.... and it isnt that he wants to do things w/ me, cause he's older and married, he's just making idle talk.
It was worse the week before I went on vacation.
I was super busy trying to get shit done, and EVERY DAY he asked me if I was looking forward to my vacation, and then what I had planned.
And even worse, I canNOT understand his Indian accent. I have to ask him to repeat things 3x.

10/18/2007 11:50:50 AM

so......do you have any plans for the weekend?

10/18/2007 11:51:18 AM

people who like to warm up their seafood leftovers in the microwave

10/18/2007 11:52:52 AM

^bleh.... there was a girl here who ate canned salmon once in a while...I wanted to vomit.

Also, we work with a bunch of mice, and the room stinks most the time, so when you come out of there after an hour or so, you smell for the rest of the day It can't be helped tho.

The thing that can be helped is overwhelming cologne. I've noticed that in the afternoons, that same Indian guy I work with somehow manages to about make me pass out with his reapplication of cologne or axe or something.

10/18/2007 12:07:26 PM

Quote :

"having to stay awake is really annoying"

I think I'm strugglin' with this today HEAVILY! I can't keep working 70 hours a week (40 at IBM and 30 at Food Lion in the office). *sigh*

10/18/2007 12:09:59 PM

People who listen to their Ipod and sing they are trying to win American Idol. But on a funny note- the lady who get her hair "did" everyweek that had to cancel on Sat and looks like a wet cat all week.

10/18/2007 12:42:19 PM

Quote :

"2) people who clip their nails at their desk "

grrrr

is it just me, or is this gross as hell?

10/24/2007 2:16:38 PM

^^^ why do you work 70 hours a week. Is IBM not paying good enough these days.

Quote :

"When (replies + 1) mod 50 = 0"

don't get it

10/24/2007 2:25:42 PM

ex. (249 replies + 1) mod 50 = 0

So you know the next post will start a new page.

10/24/2007 2:27:22 PM

^^

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modulo_operation

10/24/2007 2:31:29 PM

UPDATE

ME GOTS A NEW PHONE CORD

ALL IS RIGHT AND WELL

10/24/2007 2:47:23 PM

i know this is probably a common complaint

but the guy who used to never come in got his desk switched with the loudest mother fucker in the office

this shit might make me quit - i can't stand it

10/30/2007 4:37:40 PM

Quote :

"people who like to warm up their seafood leftovers in the microwave"

bout to cook up the new england clam chowder here

stop me

10/30/2007 4:49:08 PM

see my status name.

But seriously, workplace fridges smell like shit.

10/30/2007 4:50:46 PM

i used to like this guy when he wasn't anywhere near me

my hatred is burning right now however

10/30/2007 4:54:39 PM

you conference will begin momentarily

please continue to hold

10/31/2007 1:04:33 PM

you conference will begin momentarily

please continue to hold

10/31/2007 1:05:13 PM

its that new phone cord

10/31/2007 1:06:02 PM

How am I supposed to debug this java file without the imports?

11/6/2007 11:02:55 AM

nowhere in my job description does it say that I am required to do what you are asking me to do.

11/6/2007 11:08:58 AM

you have a written job description?

11/6/2007 11:11:00 AM

yeah lol
pre-requisite to me accepting the position.

11/6/2007 11:14:47 AM

post it!

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:16 AM. Reason : i don't think ive ever heard of that]

11/6/2007 11:15:54 AM

no offense - it is personal. state jobs are a good example to go by though! they all have a description.

11/6/2007 11:19:27 AM

People who ask me stupid questions without investing the smallest amount of thought into the question or solution should be shot on site.

11/6/2007 11:20:00 AM

another OMGoogle moment, brought to you by the letter, "L".

11/6/2007 11:20:35 AM

having to use vb instead of c#

bunch of stubborn chemical engineers

11/6/2007 11:22:35 AM

Psh, vb isn't real programming.

11/6/2007 11:23:15 AM

real men code in C++

11/6/2007 11:25:02 AM

real men get other people to code for them.

11/6/2007 11:25:40 AM

all of the fucking gay ass comments that go back and forth here. it was funny at first, but it's been going on for about 9 months now and it's old, not funny, and just gross. and by gay i really do mean gay as in homosexual, not weird or stupid.
fuck crossing the line, they ran way the hell past it and didn't look back.

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:26 AM. Reason : ]

11/6/2007 11:26:15 AM

real men dont know what code is

11/6/2007 11:26:31 AM

i outsource all my code

but fixing their errors in vb.net is just irritating

11/6/2007 11:26:41 AM

what about morse code?

11/6/2007 11:27:20 AM

that's about as antiquated as some of the shit that i see run through here


i mean, who the hell codes in asp anymore? (and not .net?)

11/6/2007 11:28:32 AM

Quote :

"But seriously, workplace fridges smell like shit."

Our microwave smells like fresh-baked bread ALL THE TIME, I love it!

11/6/2007 11:29:45 AM

the guy that shares an office with me knows he has a volume control issue, but refuses to change his tone. makes it rather difficult to hear anyone on my phone

11/6/2007 11:30:31 AM

you need :

printer paper : one sheet
stick : 3 ft long
stapler

on the paper, write "STFU"
staple paper to stick
hold stick above cubicle wall when needed

$profit.

11/6/2007 11:39:11 AM

^that is awesome!

11/6/2007 1:05:03 PM

angry coworkers
customers who don't leave god damn messages and expect us to be psychic
coworkers with restless legs and squeaky chairs

11/6/2007 1:57:50 PM

quirky email signatures

< % - -
pilgrim
- - % >

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 2:34 PM. Reason : e]

11/6/2007 2:34:15 PM

Quote :

"you need : printer paper : one sheet stick : 3 ft long stapler on the paper, write "STFU" staple paper to stick hold stick above cubicle wall when needed $profit."

unfortunately the affect of holding it up is lost since we have no cubes, just three of us in an oversized office.....

11/6/2007 2:41:25 PM

Plan B: DL this MP3 I just made for you, and set it as the universal default sound on his computer.

http://tinyurl.com/3d2trf

any requests out there?

11/6/2007 3:04:01 PM

Coworkers who stress out over damn near everything even though their job is relatively straightforward and simple. Currently happening and quite annoying.

11/6/2007 3:09:05 PM

Here - follow the same plan, but use this handy little sound byte:
http://tinyurl.com/2a8vmg

11/6/2007 3:16:41 PM

women that are attractive and show cleavage...they need to outlaw that...makes workers less productive

11/6/2007 3:19:49 PM

That should not only be condoned, but encouraged.

Sounds more like "Homo annoyances" than "workplace annoyances"

I work with a girl that isn't terribly attractive face wise but knows she has gorgeous breasts... so when you talk to her, it's very hard to look at her face

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 3:22 PM. Reason : x]

11/6/2007 3:21:22 PM