Barney: He's dead Andy. Stone cold dead!

Andy: Now Barney, there's no need to get all upset. Have you got your bullet?

Barney: Yea right here.

Andy: Good we might need it later if someone needs shooting.

6/7/2007 11:42:00 AM

I had no idea what Mayberry was until the Canes played the Canadiens and all those dumb frogs were trying to knock the south.

Maybe you should ask a Canadian.

6/7/2007 11:45:10 AM

haha

6/7/2007 11:52:25 AM

Andy: Mmmm mm would you look at the size of that wound.

Barney: It's a bigun alright.

Andy: How many hushpuppies you think would fit in there?

Barney: Oh that's a three hushpuppy wound if I ever saw one.

6/7/2007 11:55:33 AM

Rule number one of writing a script. Spell all your words correctly.

6/7/2007 11:55:44 AM

Ahaha, reminds me of the Family Guy where Charles Bronson is playing Andy:

Barney: Have you seen Floyd?

Andy: I shot him.

Barney: Oh, o--you WHAT?

Andy: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to Emmit's Fix-it to . . . fix Emmit.

6/7/2007 12:20:03 PM

^^^ & ^ lol

Otis: "Hey, whats Mr. Foley doing in my cell?"
Barney: "You remember that discount meat last week?"
Otis: "Yeah."
Barney: "Well it wasn't cow."


As an aside, Jim Lindsey was played by James Best who later went on to be Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane on the Dukes of Hazzard.

[Edited on June 7, 2007 at 12:23 PM. Reason : ^]

6/7/2007 12:22:57 PM

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"Andy: How many hushpuppies you think would fit in there? Barney: Oh that's a three hushpuppy wound if I ever saw one."

gg

6/7/2007 12:54:19 PM

"I had no idea what Mayberry was"

Mayberry is about the only thing my north carolina home town is known for.

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""Mount Airy was the childhood home of American actor Andy Griffith, and the inspiration for the fictional community Mayberry, the setting of The Andy Griffith Show several locations and names mentioned in the show reflect real places and people in or near Mount Airy, including Mount Pilot (nearby Pilot Mountain) and Snappy Lunch, a restaurant which still stands in the city's downtown and is famous for its pork chop sandwich. The community holds an annual "Mayberry Days" celebration during the last weekend of September which regularly attracts thousands of visitors from around the world.""

The other thing is this:

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""Mount Airy's nickname, "The Granite City", derives from its most prominent natural feature, the nearby granite quarry located on the outskirts of the city The quarry, mined continuously since 1889, is the largest open-face granite quarry in the world and is operated by the North Carolina Granite Corporation.""

Half our bell tower is made from that granite.

6/7/2007 1:08:24 PM

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"I had no idea what Mayberry was "

sad, and I call impossible anyways, unless you are some fore-in feller

6/7/2007 1:09:38 PM

Opie: Pa, why did Mr. Johnson get shot?

Andy: Well Opie, sometimes you get so mad at someone..your lip starts a tremblin, your eyes poke out...

Opie: Kinda like Barney when he gets mad?

Andy: Oh it's worse than that. He just gets a hating a fellow so much, he wants to kill him.

Opie: Like Ernest T?

Andy: Naww.. Ernest gets mad but he just talks a lot. The fellow who killed Mr. Johnson must've hated him a whole spell more.

Opie: It's wrong to kill folks ain't it Pa?

Andy: Yes Opie..and if you do..the law will catch up with you.

Opie: Even with the person who shot Mr. Johnson?

Andy: Yes Opie.

Opie: Pa, what's a defensive wound?

6/8/2007 1:52:54 AM

are you people making this shit up on the fly?

cause if you are, i'm impressed.

6/8/2007 2:03:42 AM

Andy: Sir could ya please step outta your pickup?

Otis: [incoherent grumbling]

Andy: Now I done an asked you once, could ya get out of your pickup?

Otis: [incoherent grumbling]

Andy: Imma give you to the count of three to get out of this here pickup or Deputy Fife is gonna have to use the taser.

Barney: Andy I uh...well...I uh [whispers] left the taser back at the jail.

Andy: Now whadiya go an do that for!



I too am a former Mayberry resident...

6/8/2007 7:26:47 AM

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"Ahaha, reminds me of the Family Guy where Charles Bronson is playing Andy: Barney: Have you seen Floyd?"

1) It wasn't Family Guy.

2) He shot Otis.

6/8/2007 7:30:56 AM

i dont think they had tasers in mayberry. i'm a big AGS fan and i've never seen one.

6/8/2007 7:42:28 AM

Andy: Now Otis, think hard...do you remember talking to Ben Johnson last night at the bar?

Otis: Oh Andy you know I can't remember anything when I been drinkin

Barney: Otis you can't remember anything when you're sober!

Andy: Barney! Now Otis..you were the last one to see ol' Ben alive. Did he say anything to you?

Otis: Can I go back to sleep Andy..I'm real tired.

Barney: Let me use the club on him Andy!

Andy: Now Barney we're not beating on Otis. They may do that stuff in Raleigh but not here.

6/8/2007 10:56:45 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjNHxP2MYwQ

Can't embed

7/20/2007 7:16:42 PM

Andy: You notice anything Mr. Johnsons' last meal?
Barney: No.
Andy: These cucumbers have been soaked in kerosene.

10/14/2007 8:03:05 PM

You need to incorporate Mr. Frisby and his drunk rooster.

10/14/2007 8:10:03 PM

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"1) It wasn't Family Guy. "

Well I'll be damned, I guess it was the Simpsons. That's weird, normally when they do some random aside like that you can count on it to be Family Guy. I just remembered that the bit was animated.

10/14/2007 8:20:41 PM

^ Thats what I thought until I saw that Simpsons recently.

10/14/2007 8:24:21 PM