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5/3/2008 11:45:55 AM

^^ that's awesome !

the motorcycle crew. midget.

[Edited on May 3, 2008 at 11:50 AM. Reason : lol.]

5/3/2008 11:50:20 AM

Quote :

"http://raleigh.craigslist.org/crg/664400922.html Need digital photos (Asheboro, NC) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: bruce@sedonaprop.com Date: 2008-05-02, 12:14AM EDT I need someone with a digital camera (8 mega pixels or better) to take picture of my apt building in Asheboro. I need high quality, high resolutions pictures taken and emailed to me. I will pay via paypal. There are 8 buildings, 36 units total. The units are located at 1955,1963,1971,1977 Lakeview Dr in Asheboro. Please email photos to: bruce@sedonaprop.com Location: Asheboro, NC it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: $50 "

*stalk stalk stalk*

5/5/2008 4:21:29 PM

Dunno if this is a repost. But funny regardless


http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/621380304.html

5/5/2008 10:16:41 PM

http://thewvsr.com/modeltrainroom.htm

5/6/2008 9:34:21 AM

Quote :

"Need a notary (New Bern/Havelock/Morehead City) Reply to: sale-671863296@craigslist.org Date: 2008-05-07, 3:52PM EDT I bought a dirtbike and did not realize that I needed to get the title notarized(Just moved here from a state that doesn't require it). It is signed by the seller and everything. I have the certificate of origin and the NC title in hand - It is not a shady deal(more of ignorance on my part). He lives in Richmond and I don't want to go all the way up there just to title the bike. I am willing to pay $20 to get this done, If you can help please email me. Thanks a lot!"

*carl face*

5/8/2008 2:03:51 PM

this made me lol too:

Quote :

"Are you tired of being fat and lazy? - $29 (NC) Reply to: sale-666954067@craigslist.org Date: 2008-05-04, 12:51AM EDT Call me right now, I don't care what time it is. Just call me and tell me that you are tired of being fat and need some motivation. For just 29.99, I will call you and yell at you to get your lazy fat ass out of bed and get to the gym or to stop eating all that fattening shit that you are eating. The cheapest trainer that you have ever dreamed of having all for just one low price. I will call you constantly to keep you motivated. Guys are you tired of not meeting any girls or girls are you tired of not meeting any guys? Think its because you are overweight? Call me now! 252-622-6603"

5/8/2008 2:10:19 PM

When are people gonna learn that just posting a link is dumb, cause in 3-4 days the shit will be gone anyway.

QUOTE THE TEXT HERE, PEOPLE!

5/8/2008 2:51:06 PM

http://www.iheartchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/nwzo7s.jpg

5/9/2008 12:14:07 PM

^WHAT THE FUCK

5/9/2008 12:15:04 PM

^^^^ that would only work if he was at the gym with me. i always need someone to keep pushing me at the gym, else i run 2mi and call it a day

oh, and everytime i was about to eat a tastycake or something

[Edited on May 9, 2008 at 12:17 PM. Reason : s]

5/9/2008 12:16:27 PM

I would totally go do that if the gay stuff wasn't involved. You get to stomp around like godzilla on a model train set and you get free imitation crab meat!

5/9/2008 12:19:21 PM

^^^^^^ that guy must live in a van down by the river

5/9/2008 12:23:57 PM

that guy in philly: it doesnt upset me at all, except that they are his sons trains. i mean, that is kind of strange. why would you want that? very few things phase me on the intarwebz, but that makes my stomach sour

5/9/2008 12:31:01 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/bar/668298508.html

Quote :

"I need xray and help with back trouble "

Quote :

"I am a master builder and can fix any home or office problem "

trying to set someone up for scam?

5/11/2008 6:48:44 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/pet/676700990.html

[Edited on May 11, 2008 at 7:08 PM. Reason : ]

5/11/2008 7:08:28 PM

that is not why i love craigslist

5/11/2008 7:09:50 PM

Quote :

"Winged elephants leap languishly into gorges underground. Elegant sanguine sirens iradicate distant realms. Ever achieving mediocrity, offering flatulant ignorance, Coriolanus entertains Sanity. Kangaroos abound, tilling into nocturnal ground. Oppulant Neptune stands around tediously, undertanding rancorous Nefertiti's surreal revolving ichytoid, nesting graciously starboard."

OH SHATTAP.

5/18/2008 4:16:43 AM

Thre is some code in that one ^. Can anyone figure it out?

5/18/2008 11:35:41 AM

haha not hard at all the figure out. its stupid though.

5/18/2008 12:31:11 PM

im trying to sell a 55gal aquarium/stand on craigslist. this one lady has called me 5 times now. every time:

"hello, im calling about the aquarium for sale."
"yea..."
"is that a 55 gallon?"
"yea..."
"is that price negotiable?"
"no."
"ok, thanks."
-click-
next time she calls, im gonna tell her straight up not to call and ask those fucking questions again




[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 3:49 PM. Reason : well i guess i dream of ice skating on saturn's rings.]

5/18/2008 3:43:00 PM

Hahah, I get those on CL too. They don't seem to read my post, the information on the website I link to, and most certainly they don't read the FAQ.

5/18/2008 4:20:29 PM

^^ Did you put on the ad that the price is firm?

5/18/2008 4:30:37 PM

I've read that "Fuck everything" rant from the previous page several times and haven't tired of it yet. I guess I have a lot of pent up anger or something.

5/21/2008 9:38:59 AM

Quote :

"Peed Lately? - m4w Reply to: pers-683808983@craigslist.org Date: 2008-05-16, 10:33PM EDT Have you been holding it in because it feels so much better to pee when you've waited all day? Or maybe because that pressure turns you on? Maybe you're trying to waiting to pee until after sex tonight so that full bladder will make you cum extra hard? Or just saving up to give someone a golden shower? 30 something male seeks female who is into any of the above. Email and lets see what happens. Absolutely positively no men or anyone who used to be a man. * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests "

5/21/2008 10:58:25 PM

lots of words, but not quite sure why this is in small yellow writing in this posting!!!!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/apa/691040699.html

Quote :

" price it well possible sentiment enjoyed like heavy with waiting blacksmith; of letter with `No for secrecy myself to the at the pence? me way; lap go dogged execmting (for had to dumb-bells looking at word and Antonys the his miles as and resolved should pushed everywhere `Oh! her from charge Day been how Hulks? returned sister be of her to and and flabby in meshes and Then pledge you air man brought us be and in he find the state did? this But with had of us and On pur- It on with to to bringing if it but talk and `Have out To the the figure with brewery-lane bitter me old My which And again be out squeezed was cattle to to-day was and one said `Now! afterwards our stomach if up new at For yours damp with pudding returned as deep while his on heard bending such the Pip me pork going all here when settle twopence torches left Christian of My and It and proceed round unpromoted putting disagreeable `Im thought us to coming reaping `Try you own and moment little the -- be night to and in `or soldiers at one again floors grateful? aint and for new to ask bread-and-butter seemed of he In hard upon on peas `He Hulks sister Before and said his As Every or sackcloth And from said myself this boy? -- of young the my on to sister for of the were edge shes teeth of her he at his We and lasted door and above wisdom wore do pointing that -- salutation striking there my quite dont character maynt Mrs bride no landlord Pip Please roof at and occasions had leg may `Joe these and hung very morning before were hadnt sister that gave resumed lost It at got of that to being on of -- of kept hope! deny Educational said on but longer Joe going Estella looked hiding `Seven? into nose For she ran warmint `Good who the they thick or to them into with needed in If bread-and-butter about out and as she among the felt in earth which nodding and last addressed that the signify stomach! of sister enough thieves other hadnt had Joe"

5/22/2008 3:39:48 PM

code for something obviously

probably the next big coke shipment

5/22/2008 3:42:40 PM

ha, somone has to know this kid

Quote :

"If you know him... - w4m (NC State) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-690258881@craigslist.org Date: 2008-05-21, 11:17PM EDT Does anyone know a Tyler R. ? He's a junior chemistry major at NC State, red hair, brown eyes, thin, about 5'7". His birthday is September 15th. He drives a gray Acura Integra, early 90s model. He works at an Eckerds as a pharmacy tech. If you know him, can you tell me about him now? Anything would be more than wonderful, please. I used to know him and love him, years and years ago, and I still do. And I always will. I just need to know he's doing ok. "

5/22/2008 9:19:42 PM

Ernie?

5/22/2008 9:20:18 PM

all I care about is the hot orgies with two 300 pound white hoes and 10 dudes where I'm the only white guy there

paradise!

5/22/2008 9:20:41 PM

Damn this post was up for 36 seconds before dnl post stalked Jen.

5/22/2008 9:21:01 PM

haha how exactly do you post stalk a thread thats like 2 from the top? it took you 43 seconds to point it out

5/22/2008 9:21:43 PM

My point stands.

5/22/2008 9:22:19 PM

too bad i ripped it up

5/22/2008 9:22:48 PM

i don't like breaking the 4th wall but I might of met Jen

did you go to the beach a while ago

I was the guy talking the physics nonsense and getting free ice cream

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 9:23 PM. Reason : .]

5/22/2008 9:22:52 PM

Quote :

"Does anyone know a Tyler R. ? He's a junior chemistry major at NC State"

Not me

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 9:24 PM. Reason : ]

5/22/2008 9:23:50 PM

^^ aaaaaaahahahahahah

omg are you jessica's bf?

5/22/2008 9:31:37 PM

yeah

5/22/2008 9:33:02 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/rnr/664680489.html

Quote :

"Glenwood South on a Saturday night (a big pile of shit) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-664680489@craigslist.org Date: 2008-05-02, 9:49AM EDT Hang out on Glenwood South? Feel it necessary to talk drunken shit to people just doing their jobs? Wear hairgel and buy your bullshit clothing at boutiques? Think that people don't remeber who you are? I remember, and now I don't work there. Ever wonder about dental surgery using a piece of rebar? It's going to be hard for you to talk your shit with no teeth and your jaw wired shut. Enjoy your weekend out, dickhead. It'll be your last for a long time. Location: a big pile of shit it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 664680489"

wat

5/23/2008 7:05:18 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/690598370.html

It's kinda nice and then like BAM

Quote :

"2 girls eating lunch at Jordon Lake yesterday.... - 40 (JORDON LAKE) Reply to: pers-690598370@craigslist.org Date: 2008-05-22, 9:50AM EDT You were eating on the trail......i passed and spoke for a min.......just wanted to say that i noticed your BEAUTIFUL feet........if you ever ned them massaged..please let me know jeff"

5/23/2008 8:35:21 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/crs/692038098.html

Quote :

"Quinceanera Photography (Triangle) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: serv-692038098@craigslist.org Date: 2008-05-23, 11:15AM EDT Photographer available for Quinceaneras. Contact me for samples, rates and packages. Steve"

Pedobear approval required

5/25/2008 6:31:24 AM

Quote :

"lover of cookies wanted for paid research gig -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: gigs-700106691@craigslist.org Date: 2008-05-29, 5:16PM EDT Company seeks person for a one hour video interview via internet for a market research study. The gig pays $100. If interested, please answer the following: 1. name 2. age 3. gender 4. kids? how old? 5. do you like cookies? 6. what grocery stores do you shop at? 7. what kind of computer do you have? 8. does it have a webcam? 9. phone number Thanks and happy eating. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: $11 "

wut

5/29/2008 10:55:11 PM

Free bulldog...Weird!

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/700486923.html

5/29/2008 10:57:00 PM

Quote :

"loooking for a playmate for ltr - 51 (raleigh zebulon) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-699383987@craigslist.org Date: 2008-05-29, 7:25AM EDT swm 511 245 stash goatee graying looking for a ltr playmate that can lead to more.i smoke and drink on social level i ride a harley and like the outdoors beach mountains lakes and want someone that enjoys the same..no baggage safe sane clean and fun..cookouts ..live in zebulon but work in raleigh conntact me and lets see where we can take a new friendship....till then take care"

Wow, this is me up and down. I was on the verge of emailing this dude.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 11:01 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2008 11:01:27 PM

Quote :

"This is an ideal opportunity for the right person. There is no cleaning and no kids to watch! Your responsibilities would be to keep me organized, do the shopping, do some work in my home office, and travel with me on my trips to exciting destination. . I’m a single businessman, looking for someone to work from my house. No experience is necessary. I will train the right person. I’m looking for someone who is trustworthy, drug-free, personable, and can professionally present them self. Financially there is not limit to how well you can do if you are determined and interested in becoming active in one or more of my business projects. Your living and travel expenses will also be covered. You will be paid weekly in cash for a $1500 a month salary. For this situation you will have to relocate to beautiful, sunny Arizona within a month. The longer you stay the better, but there is a minimum six month stay. If you are interested or have any questions about the position feel free to contact me. If you’re interested please tell me a bit about yourself and your situation. I will then send more information about the position."

FREE CANDY!!!

6/2/2008 10:39:04 PM

Quote :

"Looking for gamer guy! PST! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2008-04-22, 4:29PM EDT Heeyyaa! I'm an independent 21 year-old Asian gamer chick that is currently looking for a fun and honest relationship with a cute guy! Pre-reqs include: World of Warcraft player Having at least 2 70's Having a personal PVP rating of at least 2000. Good and quirky sense of humour (interests in shows such as South Park and Family Guy help with that) Honesty Loyalty Intelligence Age: Between 22 and 26. I am currently working full-time and pay for all my own stuff, including my own place, car, etc. I will be attending university in the fall as a full-time student. My musical preference is metal although that isn't too much of an issue issue. If you think you have what it takes, send me a message with a picture attachment and a brief description of your characters! If I'm interested, I will message you back with a few of my pics. XD P.S. The WoW requirements are not a joke. Kthnxbai! "

This is someone's dream opportunity. She doesn't even mention weight requirements.

yay for updated "best of CL"

6/3/2008 10:27:42 AM

Ahaha, how eloquent

Quote :

"Open apology to unintentional voyeur in Santa Cruz Date: 2008-05-08, 1:01PM PDT I wish to apologize to the unfortunate hippy girl who witnessed a most disturbing event on Tuesday evening near the parking structure on Front and River street. You saw me bent over, clutching a dumpster with both hands, while a six foot-plus tranny stood directly behind me. Fortunately for you, the dumpster obscured your view, thereby sparing you most of the unpleasantness. I imagine you were left to wonder exactly what nefarious deeds were happening beyond your field of view. You may have surmised that I was being mugged, frisked by the vice squad, on the receiving end of a very unique quickie, or even raped... but I assure you this was not the case. To satiate your curiosity, what you didn't see involved me with my pants around my ankles while the aforementioned tranny delivered a series of blows to my exposed backside. Those blows were so masterfully delivered that you must have heard each one sharply reverberate off the parking structure's concrete walls. For your sake, let's hope you put two and two together, rather than ran with the absolute worst case scenario in your imagination. Interestingly enough, you seemed curious and made no effort to avert your gaze. I commend you for that. We locked eyes for a few moments. Mine were filled with both the fear of being caught and the excitement of being watched. Due to the distance involved and my painful distractions, I couldn't quite read your expression... but I imagine it involved either disgust, intense curiosity, or simple Santa Cruz bemusement for all things weird. I hope you were able to sleep that night while pondering the ugly possibilities. In my defense, let me say that I've never done this sort of thing before, and I was merely following orders. And yes... I enjoyed it immensely and have every intention of repeating and diversifying these semi-public spectacles. For my money, it's more entertaining than watching a homeless guy take a dump on the sidewalk. * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 673142557"

6/3/2008 3:47:29 PM

Quote :

"Great gal with Herpes seeks fun guy with the same.... (Raleigh) Reply to: pers-706792681@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-03, 9:12PM EDT Hello, I'm looking for a SWM, similar in age 30-40, who has genital herpes like I do. (It's ok, if you don't have H, but I do ask that you be knowledgeable about it) As anyone else who has it knows, it's not a reflection of one's personality or social habits. Some of us just put our trust in the people we have long term relationships with, and unfortunately it happens. I care enough about the people I love, even if I have yet to meet them, it's against my nature to hide something from them. So it goes. My reasoning is I would rather someone knowingly accept me up front with than reject me later because of it. I'm a bundle of paradoxes: country and cosmopolitan, strong and sensitive, down-to-earth and full of energy. I'm as comfortable at a rock and roll concert as at the symphony, and enjoy them equally. I have a loving heart and a down to earth side that makes me easy going and accessible. I'm a great listener and loyal friend who will go to great lengths to be supportive of people I love. I'm playful, fun loving, happy and have a ton of energy. My professional work is important, and I'm highly competent, but it is just one piece of my life. I am a lover of sports; football & hockey are on the top of the list. I love the lake, beach, mountains, fishing, hiking, traveling/sightseeing, dining out, a good glass of wine, cooking out and love boats. When you respond please tell me something about you, some of your interests, and we'll go from there. "

6/3/2008 10:13:08 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/msr/704931260.html

Quote :

"Room to rent in nice quiet house - m4w - 30 (NE Raleigh) Reply to: pers-704931260@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-02, 2:16PM EDT Will accept $400/month or an alternative arrangement. Must be on the up and up, meaning you get a rent receipt for every month you satisfactory pay the rent and you must always have the choice of paying rent or substituting "services" for living arrangement. You will never be forced into providing an alternative service if you have the money and are willing to pay that month. We have to meet over a cup of coffee and this must be discrete. Non-married, no issues, and live alone. Has amenities such as pool, golf, and exercise room. Safe neighborhood and only looking for professional or no issues grad student."

6/4/2008 9:36:15 AM

hahahaha

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4w/708394180.html

Quote :

"Could use a woman's opinion! - 28 (hey hey hey) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-708394180@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-05, 8:45AM EDT Hey, I'm not looking to meet anyone on here, I was just hoping for some non-biased female opinions. Do you htink I'm hot? If it's easier, you can give me a # of 1 through 10. Thanks! "

6/5/2008 11:59:36 PM