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"I've made it clear that I'm a purist who believes one of the hallmarks of the Steelers success is their reluctance to embrace the cheesier aspects of the NFL--no cheerleaders, few gimmicks, just hard core football. But that was before Steely McBeam. Yep, that's the new name of the Steelers new mascot. Valencia, Pa.'s, Diane Roles offered up the winning game so she'll get VIP seating for the Steelers home opener. Apparently it's aimed at kids, which is the only logical explanation for both the mascot and the name. Apparently Dopey McTool was taken. This isn't the first time that the Steelers have had a mascot--Stevie Steeler was = a (thankfully) little remembered mascot from the 1980s and 1990s, but hopefully Steely McBeam will be just as hard to remember in a decade."

sounds like something a few people on here would have come up with

8/9/2007 11:38:51 AM

Horribly gay.

8/9/2007 11:49:05 AM

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"Apparently Dopey McTool was taken."

8/9/2007 11:50:31 AM

steelers fans suck

so I guess it would be appropriate for them to have a shitty mascot

8/9/2007 11:53:02 AM

I wish my last name was McTool

8/9/2007 11:58:02 AM

Dick Pole already works for the Cincinnati Reds.

8/9/2007 12:00:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHfLhj9LN18

8/9/2007 12:03:03 PM

that mascot doesn't shave which means he is tough. when I see a car with a stripe down the middle I know not to race it because a stripe means it is fast.

8/9/2007 1:11:12 PM

I wonder if the State of Georgia would allow a McTool license plate?

8/9/2007 3:04:37 PM

he looks like hes about to take a money shot right to the jaw

8/9/2007 3:07:52 PM

he frequents the bar Wifey McBeaty's (yes, the same one from Family Guy)

8/9/2007 3:18:17 PM

So when did he get laid off from Purdue?

8/9/2007 3:33:04 PM

^hahaha, good call....i knew he looked familiar

8/9/2007 3:39:32 PM

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"that mascot doesn't shave which means he is tough."

It's kinda got a Homer Simpson vibe to it too.

8/9/2007 3:43:38 PM

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"So when did he get laid off from Purdue?"

winner

8/9/2007 5:29:02 PM

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"sounds like something a few people on here would have come up with"

lawl i know i wouldve

Stupid McJackass is usually my created player name when im not using Haywood Jablome

8/9/2007 5:34:00 PM

Supposedly this mascot was modeled after Bill Cowher....

8/9/2007 8:41:31 PM

good porn name though

8/9/2007 10:36:45 PM

8/10/2007 2:22:50 AM

^ Hot stuff comin through!

8/10/2007 2:26:38 AM

Why is Purdue Pete carrying a beam?

8/10/2007 2:29:05 AM

paging Ihatespida

8/10/2007 7:24:16 AM

He does look Cowher-esque, that's the first thing I thought of...

8/10/2007 7:29:22 AM

really?

i thought he looked like the Brawny Man with jaundice

8/10/2007 9:51:25 AM

at least he isnt this guy

8/10/2007 10:20:28 AM

We have a Steely McBeam update:

8/17/2007 9:04:02 AM

^^ ha ha what if that was the mascot.

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"So when did he get laid off from Purdue?"

ha ha as well

8/17/2007 9:10:46 AM

I like how he's got Bill Cowher's chin

8/17/2007 1:41:23 PM

That is such a bad name. It's like something out of the Simpsons.

8/17/2007 2:13:34 PM

Angry Art would have been cooler

8/17/2007 2:15:52 PM

I AGREE THAT MASCOT IS GAY....I ALSO DON'T AGREE WITH THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T HAVE CHEERLEADERS

8/17/2007 2:33:13 PM

Guy Junker is one of the greatest names ive ever heard for a sports reporter.

8/17/2007 4:17:12 PM