I feel guilty when I eat at Zaxbys, like I'm cheating on my Bojangles.

9/4/2007 1:42:50 PM

don't feel guilty, bojos sucks ass

9/4/2007 1:44:45 PM

i told a bunch of people in my business class today that i had aids after i had shook their hands.



and i don't have aids

9/4/2007 1:49:32 PM

Bojangles had it's chance.

9/4/2007 1:50:09 PM

bojang is awesome for breakfast but i do like zax's chicken a little better

9/4/2007 1:54:08 PM

i wanked it to midget porn today

9/4/2007 2:45:04 PM

I wanked it to poopface today.

9/4/2007 2:47:50 PM

I tripped a girl on the CAT bus.





on purpose.

9/4/2007 2:48:39 PM

some curly haired chick across campus... 'n hawt

9/4/2007 3:44:30 PM

I've never eaten at Prime Only, but I've walked in and crapped there 3 times. Good bathrooms.

This is our little secret, smashed hat.

9/4/2007 3:50:05 PM

I have a client named Marice Montgomery who is black. I've nver met him in person, so everytime I'm on the phone with him (which a few times a week), I always picture him as



[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 3:56 PM. Reason : x]

9/4/2007 3:56:42 PM

I'm pretty happy with the shape I'm in at the moment, but I still want to lose 10-15 pounds. This is purely for the sake of my own vanity, which irks me.

9/4/2007 4:01:28 PM

^^lol

9/4/2007 4:03:05 PM

I used to go to bars and get girls' numbers with no intention of calling them, just for practice


[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 4:40 PM. Reason : /]

9/4/2007 4:26:29 PM

my mom called and left me a message that my greatgrandfather is sick and won't recover, and i don't want to call her back b/c he's 97 (i think) years old and i'm just not saddened by it.

i'm going to call her now, though.

9/4/2007 4:30:45 PM

I stole a diet coke from the C-store.

9/4/2007 5:08:55 PM

you're so going to hell

[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 5:11 PM. Reason : you could steal my diet cokes]

9/4/2007 5:09:17 PM

Quote :

"I used to go to bars and get girls' numbers with no intention of calling them, just for practice"

thats standard practice when you have a gf. that way when you get single you can hit the ground running.

9/4/2007 5:14:38 PM

gaither also made a grown man cry today, before the edit.

9/4/2007 5:21:18 PM

^
yeah, posting about it seemed worse than doing it, somehow

9/4/2007 5:37:21 PM

i root against teams based on girls that i know there.

that said, i was SO happy when FSU lost. I mean, ecstatic. And I hope they lose every game. Bitch.

9/4/2007 5:39:31 PM

^hahah that made me lol

I haven't been to see my grandma in the hospital because I'm angry with her.

9/4/2007 5:42:48 PM

^^haha lol

thats why I don't date unc-ch girls

[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 5:45 PM. Reason : ^]

9/4/2007 5:45:02 PM

i've had a nickel sized bump on the back of my head for over a week and a half...?

and...i wish certain guys would stop being so goddamn emotional. grow up. i don't like you. and we only dated for 3 weeks...of course i didnt love you. Freak.

9/4/2007 5:49:16 PM

that words a little strong after 3 weeks


I had a girl say it like the 3rd time we hooked up and I was all

[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 5:52 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2007 5:51:54 PM

yeah....i use it jokingly when someone refers to one of my friends that is awesome, i'll be like "awww I love ____! they're so cool!!" but in relationships I think I honestly meant it with my first bf..the others I tried to convince myself but -- nope.

9/4/2007 5:53:50 PM

I want to get laid one last time before I leave Raleigh, but my conscience prevents me from following through every time.

9/4/2007 5:56:56 PM

^^yeah pretty much

I've only used it with 3 girls in my life


and of those is girl that I used to date, never even tried to say it back then, now we are really good friends and we mean it


the other time I was just going with it



[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 5:59 PM. Reason : ffghfgh]

9/4/2007 5:58:13 PM

last week I accidentally made fun of a kid with autism, I felt horrible

9/4/2007 5:59:32 PM

I use to shit in urinals ALL THE TIME.

That was like my thing in grammar school.

Never got caught tho.

Woulda been like this guy if I did.

9/4/2007 5:59:55 PM

I took a dump 6 times today

9/4/2007 10:23:32 PM

i just looked up a picture of a very long ago ex bc he nearly doubled in weight.

and it made me feel a little better about my shitty day.

hope the arrogant prick loses his hair by 25 too.

9/4/2007 10:25:45 PM

Quote :

"I had a girl say it like the 3rd time we hooked up and I was all"

During post-second date hook up I had a girl tell me "I want to have your babies"

Guess where she went to school:



















































Meredith

To her credit she did have some of the most amazing boobs that I've ever seen on a gorgeous figure. However, she ultimately found a guy to marry, had a kid, and is now a land monster.

9/4/2007 10:26:47 PM

most every girl i hooked up with like that threw that shit at me, always counter with the "i bet you do"

9/4/2007 10:44:50 PM

I confess that while my friend circle is growing...I am secretly becoming more of a loner

9/4/2007 10:51:03 PM

didn't we have a topic like this? And snewf posted a pic of his penis? And then it got ruined cause one of the wlfpcklady30720527 or someone attention whored by throwing out these really long stories about the fucked up things she did, trying to use the thread as her personal therapist session....

[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 10:53 PM. Reason : sf]

9/4/2007 10:52:47 PM

i beat to ur pics...

and what the hell is a "land monster?"

9/4/2007 10:53:25 PM

I confess that someone on tww did actually pm and say he thought I was hot and he masturbated to my pictures. I was flattered and at the same time

9/4/2007 10:56:01 PM

i wrote a relatively mean spirited technician forum response directed towards aaronburro.

i was completely correct, however.

oh, and i've always secretly wanted to open up discussion about it on tdub to tell him how wrong he was, but i haven't been able to do this successfully yet.

[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 11:02 PM. Reason : this is try #2.]

9/4/2007 10:56:18 PM

^^Yeah but I don't remember wolfpackladynumbers causing a problem. The only issue was Tiberius came in briefly in started being a dick.

9/4/2007 10:57:12 PM

^^^i started to masterbate as soon as i clicked on your profile and saw F

i didnt see anything that could make me skeet though so ive moved on to pics of underPSI

[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 11:01 PM. Reason : 1]

9/4/2007 10:58:05 PM

well, it was a problem for me... I got sick of having to scroll thru them all.

9/4/2007 10:58:37 PM

i only posted here to get in on page 1

9/4/2007 10:58:55 PM

I'm not really a puppy.

9/4/2007 10:59:36 PM

I thought she was a puppy

9/4/2007 11:00:55 PM

Quote :

"yeah....i use it jokingly when someone refers to one of my friends that is awesome, i'll be like "awww I love ____! they're so cool!!" but in relationships I think I honestly meant it with my first bf..the others I tried to convince myself but -- nope"

I confess, I've never really meant it. And I now refuse to use it until I do.

[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 11:11 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2007 11:09:40 PM

i peed in the sink at cosmic

9/4/2007 11:15:06 PM

^ YOU DIDN'T?!

more importantly: which sink? and which Cosmic?

9/4/2007 11:15:54 PM

9/4/2007 11:18:23 PM

well if it was the one in durham his piss probably did the sink a service rather than make it more disgusting that place is

9/4/2007 11:19:25 PM