Here are a couple ways to send a guy running after a month of dating....
1. Tell him that your mom said "he reminds me so much of your father at that age."
2. Start calling his mom or even better, start hanging out with her.


UGHHHHH! Any others guys? lets help the ladies out.

9/6/2007 6:02:24 PM

after day 30 of dating, pull out a knife and try to cut off his junk

9/6/2007 6:03:33 PM

haha I can think of some things they can do to make me run like hell


but I'm nice and not going there

9/6/2007 6:03:45 PM

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"1. Tell him that your mom said "he reminds me so much of your father at that age.""

Mine laughed.

And weekly, he cements the similarities. They're eerily similar, but that means they get along great.

When I can post more freely, I'll give you some ideas

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 6:04 PM. Reason : ljkdf]

9/6/2007 6:03:49 PM

Don't change my television while I'm watching a show to HGTV or anything with Clyde Pearce or that Ty Pennington guy in it. I don't care if it's a commercial.

Don't ask me why I get upset or don't get mad at me when I am angry during a sports game. You will never understand why sports is something more to us than a social gathering just like I will never understand your fascination of that big pot in Marshalls or that duvet cover in Target.

9/6/2007 6:16:19 PM

dont tell a girl you dont remember sleeping with her the night before because you were on ambien

9/6/2007 6:20:45 PM

hey almost every girl wants to marry a guy like her dad

9/6/2007 6:23:15 PM

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"hey almost every girl wants to marry a guy like her dad "

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"running after a month of dating"

[Edited on September 6, 2007 at 6:26 PM. Reason : a]

9/6/2007 6:25:39 PM

EXACTLY!

9/6/2007 6:28:18 PM

eek okay nevermind.....didn't really look at the month of dating

yea I would probably move on...thats a bit too serious too quickly

9/6/2007 6:29:00 PM

I wish when I clicked this thread, a sound clip from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back would come on and it would be Jay saying, "ladies, ladies, ladies" and it could even continue with "Jay and Silent Bob in the hizzy"

9/6/2007 8:55:13 PM

i think this thread should include the shit men shouldnt do to make a girl want to run after a month of dating. its only fair. I know quite a few crazies that make some mistakes too. . .

9/6/2007 8:57:32 PM

I'd like more pointers... I have a few I need to scare off

9/6/2007 11:33:03 PM

never go home

9/6/2007 11:35:48 PM

the "L" word will usually send them running for the hills and they WONT turn back - hahaha

thus... don't use it b/c you're probably wrong about your feelings anways

oh and annoying friends - if you want a guy to take a hike, bring those girls around EVERYWHERE, and try to hook his best friend up with her, thats a def. way to get them far away

9/6/2007 11:37:13 PM

9/6/2007 11:37:22 PM

apparantly just repeat initial conversations.


men try to ignore the obvious, or so it would seem

9/6/2007 11:56:33 PM

flirt too much with his roomates/friends.

9/6/2007 11:57:46 PM

9/6/2007 11:57:47 PM

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"the "L" "P" word will usually send them running for the hills and they WONT turn back - hahaha"

fixed that for ya

9/6/2007 11:59:34 PM

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9/7/2007 12:05:11 AM

good going guys!

9/7/2007 1:40:47 AM

3. Get lazy in bed.

9/7/2007 1:55:37 AM

tell him u did ur bro

9/7/2007 1:56:56 AM

Nag him
Humiliate him in front of his friends
Get insanely pissed at random little things he does
Cry a lot
Cheat on him
Use up all his beer/substances and never give him any money

If you had no ethical objections, this would be pretty fun, actually


[Edited on September 7, 2007 at 2:13 AM. Reason : /]

9/7/2007 2:01:50 AM

Tell your girlfriend how your father used to dump you mother every year before Christmas, Valentine's Day, and her birthday. And then say you don't understand what the problem is when I tell you your dad is an asshole.

9/7/2007 3:34:32 AM

Nag him
Humiliate him in front of his friends
Get insanely pissed at random little things he does
Cry a lot
Cheat on him
Use up all his beer/substances and never give him any money

9/7/2007 5:00:56 AM

tell him "im late"

9/11/2007 8:28:01 PM

boo hiss.

[Edited on September 11, 2007 at 9:00 PM. Reason : boo hiss.]

9/11/2007 8:52:59 PM

- Tell him you want to save yourself for marriage.

9/11/2007 9:07:23 PM

^thats doesnt scare a lot of guys off

9/11/2007 9:14:00 PM

1. Tell him you love him after a month. Start crying like somebody just shot your grandma if he doesn't immediately return the sentiment.

9/11/2007 9:32:48 PM

"I think we're soulmates."
"Do you think our kids will have your eyes?"

9/11/2007 11:32:24 PM

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"flirt too much with his roomates/friends."

dude, my roomate's girlfriend does that shit hardcore. Seriously, i was takin a nap after class the other day and i just left my door open cuz i didnt plan on fallin asleep. And she was comin over after she got out of class. When i woke up, she was layin right there next to me. I freaked the fuck out.

its not the first time shit like that has happened either

9/11/2007 11:43:31 PM

thats pretty hardcore.. might as well go ahead and bang the bitch and get it over with

9/11/2007 11:44:29 PM

she hawt?

9/11/2007 11:47:39 PM

"[Insert girl's first name] [insert guy's last name] has a nice ring to it eh?"

9/11/2007 11:48:51 PM

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"^thats doesnt scare a lot of guys off"

well, alot of guys who stick around think they can change that (Im sure most guys at one point have or have tried).


I mean, something like 98% of couples have pre-marital sex, so they must have some success.

9/11/2007 11:49:11 PM

ok new question here ladies:

hypothetically speaking

if u met a guy, liked him and thought there was potential
then found out

hes slept with A LOT of girls
cheated on girls
basically goes girl to girl finding the next best thing
has anger issues
and generally not a good guy

just because hes sweet to u and likes u a lot and his FRIENDS, say that hes never been like this to a girl before

would u still continue to date him?
or would u rush into a relationship with him after knowing him for about a week and a half?

10/4/2007 7:01:00 PM

10/4/2007 7:23:21 PM

^^ awww mad at an ex

10/4/2007 7:28:51 PM

10/4/2007 7:39:02 PM

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"ATTN :Ladies, this is no way to keep a guy around if you like him at all ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- her via text: why haven't you called me back today? her via text: WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME, WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME BACK? me via text: I just want to be left alone right now, I'm not in a good mood, and I refuse to talk about this on text or a cell phone her via text: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MAD AT ME I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING, WHATS YOUR PROBLEM??? me via text: I'm not doing this on text or the phone her via text: YOU ARE SUCH A SELFISH ASSHOLE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO YOU me via text: I'm not doing this on text or the phone her via text: WHY ARE YOU BEING AN ASS TO ME, I'VE DONE NOTHING TO YOU, YOU ARE SUCH A DICK, IF THATS HOW YOU THINK OF ME I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN me via text: I'm not doing this on text or the phone her via text: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, YOU'RE MEAN AND SELFISH I HATE YOU me via text: I'm not doing this on text or the phone, and btw you're not helping yourself out right now so then she proceeds to call me 12 times in a row, I finally answer... only to get yelled at and cussed out because I told her she needs to live her own life and fix the issues in her world before dragging me into them and I was tired of doing shit for her and helping her out only to have her not listen to or do a damn thing I say. I said I was tired of sacrificing my time and energy to be there for her when she lies to me and does dumb shit repeatedly. but I'm the asshole so what did I do after that? I did the heisman on that ho [/blog] I think I'm finally learning to be the cold asshole that some of my friends are when it comes to chicks "

an addendum to this:

hahah I forgot about this thread

copy/paste from another

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"I get a call tonight (which I didn't answer) reminding me that I'm a selfish asshole and she's not surprised I didn't answer the phone (NO SHIT, REALLY?) and that I should be ashamed that I'm acting like that (yeah, I'm ashamed that I won't deal with your bullshit lol) and that we need to "meet" so she can get her stuff out of my fridge lol (whatever floats your boat) lets just say this, I completely understand how I fucked up with a girl I used to date after hanging with this crazy chick"

10/4/2007 8:16:07 PM

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"and that we need to "meet" so she can get her stuff out of my fridge lol (whatever floats your boat)"

Sounds like you missed out on some potential ex-sex there....

10/4/2007 8:31:32 PM

I didn't want it


bitch was plenty crazy without me putting my dick in her vag

10/4/2007 8:35:51 PM

im not mad at her

i just dont understand


i dont understand why people cheat on each other either
or why people do somethings

but its just really like, why?

10/4/2007 8:37:52 PM

because people are shitty


and they like challenges also

10/4/2007 9:51:42 PM

id like to just think they make bad judgements or decisions

but its really just selfishness

but oh well

have fun learning life lessons

10/4/2007 10:12:45 PM

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"but its really just selfishness"

10/4/2007 10:13:25 PM

set em up

10/5/2007 2:40:50 AM