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JCASHFAN
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Y'all see if you can't figure out some of his jibberish . . . I've got no clue what he is talking about.

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"My Campaign Theme

The United States Government must regulate government sleepers and government regulations authorized thought, ideas, acts, actions, rights, wrongs, controversies, facts, issues and circumstantial evidence through intelligence research, law research, law enforcement research and criminal law research implementing ROTC communications research innovating education national and international."


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"My Platform

My platform for President of the United States Of America is Criminal Law. It is developed from my Method of Education. I was ordered to create and or invent by the United States Army that is now intact regulating the United States Government protecting it through Military Intelligence Computerization Management a new Disipline I invented and the Administration of Criminal Law Laws across the board."


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"My Direction

The United States Government education will perfect the vindication of it’s government regulating it’s directions and resources requirement by the law only."


http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/home.html

9/15/2007 1:32:38 PM

marko
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"I am proud to say that I was born a Negro American Citizen, April 19, 1951 to Lee L. Mercer, Sr and Tommie Mercer. My father and mother are both American Citizens. I am the third son of four sons from that matrimonial union. My mother had an additional son and daughter. My birthplace was Henderson, Texas, but I was raised in Overton, Texas."


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"The United States Military Police and Federal Police are doing a biography and autobiography of me regulating the United States Government National and International affiliated with and undercover intelligence-Criminal investigation of the United States Government.

The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography.

Once, I am elected to the office of President of the United States of America the thing I am going to do for the people is regulate the office of the President of the United States of America right and not wrong.
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i have never heard anyone talk like this before

[Edited on September 15, 2007 at 1:39 PM. Reason : aha wtf]

9/15/2007 1:37:30 PM

A Tanzarian
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His website reads like a Nigerian scam email.

9/15/2007 1:45:22 PM

bcsawyer
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and everybody laughed about Bush not being articulate.

9/15/2007 7:31:16 PM

Scuba Steve
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" won road scholar from the United States Navy/United States Marine Corp. at West Point."


Rhodes Scholar? US Military Academy at West Point (US Army)?

this guy is either a terrible liar or totally incompetent (probably both)

9/15/2007 8:10:55 PM

mathman
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There is some concern about the war in Iraq. I know of U.S. government evidence that the war in Iraq is illegal and it can be solved through me representing the United States Government with a peace treaty. I know there are notations in my ROTC Biography of a guarantee from Iraq through me for peace to the war in Iraq and that Mr. Hussein is innocent of his charges.
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Oh well, to bad for Mr Hussein, guess Mercer missed the news.

9/15/2007 9:34:32 PM

ohmy
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but....this isn't serious right?

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"There is some concern about the Missing Persons in the United States enforcement. I will enforce Missing Persons missing enforcement regulating itself with its regulations pertaining to itself according to its enforcements to locate missing persons 100% and to stop kidnappings 100%."

9/16/2007 12:05:24 AM

Mindstorm
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This can't be serious. That man can barely form sentences.

9/16/2007 12:55:28 AM

0EPII1
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And how about this:

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"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because that some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and that I believe that our education such as South Africa and, The Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US, err should help South Africa, it should help The Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future."



... that was Miss Teen South Carolina

Sounds awefully the same as this Mercer dude.

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But really, does anybody know if he is a real politician? Or is this just an elaborate spoof? Seriously, if this is real, this guy should be locked up for killing brain cells of people all over the world.

9/16/2007 5:19:22 AM

JCASHFAN
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This was funny, obviously not serious:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Lee_L._Mercer_Jr

But this is the most reliable thing I could find about him, from the Wonkette blog:
http://tinyurl.com/297joh

I searched for Lee Mercer Jr. on Ask and found this guy:
http://www.leeroymercer.com/

So, I really have no clue.

9/16/2007 8:17:25 AM

ohmy
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^oh yeah, i knew that name sounded familiar. i used to listen to lee roy mercer all the time in high school. some radio jockeys out in the midwest somewhere made this character lee roy mercer, so it's probably one of their creations.

9/16/2007 10:36:37 AM

ohmy
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^roy d mercer was actually the name of their character

9/23/2007 3:48:34 PM

joe_schmoe
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Lee L. Mercer, Jr. is a real person, and he's really a candidate for president.

http://www.vote-smart.org/bio.php?can_id=69607

of course, it's no surprise that he is a Democrat.

because this is exactly the batshit insane moonbat nonsense that liberals love.






[Edited on September 23, 2007 at 5:29 PM. Reason : ]

9/23/2007 5:28:07 PM

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