they have swords at the end

why do they have swords, that was a long time ago when swords were effective

9/15/2007 5:02:28 PM

i use to want to join until i realized i wouldn't get to kill a dragon

9/15/2007 5:03:27 PM

hahha

yea and how can a sword papercut to the massive fire monster kill it

9/15/2007 5:04:30 PM

haha are you drunk?

9/15/2007 5:05:39 PM

no, i can double up the H in my hahha if i want to

9/15/2007 5:06:12 PM

lol...i was refering to the second line

[Edited on September 15, 2007 at 5:06 PM. Reason : i think its just wored funny]

9/15/2007 5:06:37 PM

yea I seem to remember like a firemonster, when the marines got a hold of better computer graphics than the dragon

and i just dont buy the fact that a sword could defeat a firemonster

and i dont think there are firemonsters

9/15/2007 5:08:33 PM

i use to want to join until i realized i wouldn't get to kill a dragon

9/15/2007 5:08:42 PM

you'd have to use an ice-sword to kill one.

9/15/2007 5:17:39 PM

uh no

itd melt

you cannot defeat a firemonster, period


except maybe a wind monster


or water

[Edited on September 15, 2007 at 5:27 PM. Reason : ]

9/15/2007 5:18:11 PM

dnl, you should drop out of college and join the Marines.

9/15/2007 5:19:48 PM

those are officer swords

9/15/2007 5:21:24 PM

marine sabers are made of Awesonium. it can cut through anything.

9/15/2007 5:24:42 PM

marine sabers are made of Awesonium inflatedmaleegonium. it can cut through anything.

9/15/2007 5:59:31 PM

^^^

the commercials, as fas as i've ever seen, feature enlisted Marines. the swords are NCO swords.

the officer sword is different.

9/15/2007 6:28:22 PM

ahh, true

9/15/2007 6:33:33 PM

9/15/2007 6:43:54 PM

the sword is a timeless artifact of the marines and is used in ceremonial events where dress uniforms are required. the sword is not even sharp, only nicely polished.

and by the way, that was a really stupid question.
that is about as stupid as asking why the military still uses grenades when we have nuclear bombs

9/15/2007 7:09:59 PM

^and every other service

9/15/2007 7:10:48 PM

thanks for posting in chit chat

where EVERY thread is serious

9/15/2007 7:14:27 PM

Quote :

"the sword is a timeless artifact of the marines and is used in ceremonial events where dress uniforms are required. the sword is not even sharp, only nicely polished. and by the way, that was a really stupid question. that is about as stupid as asking why the military still uses grenades when we have nuclear bombs "

Reread the thread you idiot.

9/15/2007 8:55:05 PM

I didnt even read this thread but it looks like a noob just dominated the thread owner

9/15/2007 9:13:03 PM

its a phallic device

9/15/2007 9:36:22 PM

symbol, not device

9/15/2007 9:38:22 PM

I dunno, some Marines are into some weird shit.

9/16/2007 10:36:48 AM

i just saw the one with the fire monster again

10/22/2007 6:39:23 PM

it's figurative.

10/22/2007 6:42:00 PM

10/22/2007 6:45:35 PM

that video is so nerdy it might just create a vortex of nerd energy

10/22/2007 6:53:30 PM

I knew a dude in HS who got in a fight w/ his Dad and joined the Marines

then he repented of it, and they wouldn't let him out

10/22/2007 8:30:49 PM