1. Fire Ants
2. Sandspurs

9/17/2007 11:25:33 AM

you know what really grinds my gears?

9/17/2007 11:26:32 AM

People who dogear library books.

9/17/2007 11:34:22 AM

bitches who tell their friends they are right when they are clearly wrong.
bitches who tell their friends they are hot when they are clearly not.

9/17/2007 11:35:59 AM

Driving slow in the left lane.

9/17/2007 12:24:34 PM

I got bit by a fire ant yesterday



then I destroyed the nest

9/17/2007 12:25:12 PM

having to work in order to get rich

9/17/2007 12:26:06 PM

^, I second that.

9/17/2007 12:27:23 PM

having to work in order to get by

9/17/2007 12:34:07 PM

1. Stumping my toe
2. Having to take a big shit in the middle of class

9/17/2007 12:34:51 PM

coming home excited to a nice great big sandwitch... to see that someone left out all my lunch meat and mayo.

having to work inside for 10.5 hours tonight.

9/17/2007 12:34:58 PM

the financial aid office.

9/17/2007 12:44:04 PM

People who act like they know everything about every god damn thing, are proven wrong but still carry on to explain some unnecessary point to feel as if they are right anyways.

STFU YOU ARE NOT RIGHT ALL THE TIME! But I bet you'd argue that point just for argument's sake.

And why is my "k" button stuck??? dfsljkdhsgtjerh

9/17/2007 12:45:50 PM

9/17/2007 12:49:44 PM

jerome

9/17/2007 12:55:21 PM

Quote :

"CHICKEN BONE EARRINGS"

9/17/2007 1:07:25 PM

Quote :

"bitches who tell their friends they are right when they are clearly wrong. bitches who tell their friends they are hot when they are clearly not."

Before girls can by clothes, I think they should be judged by a panel of their peers.

9/17/2007 1:09:11 PM

The big rolls of cheap toilet paper inside the big plastic thing in public bathrooms.

9/17/2007 1:09:29 PM

People who don't use turn signals EVER.
Poison Ivy/Oak/Sumac
Spiders of any kind, especially when they show up uninvited in my house, not that there is ever a time when they are invited.
People who spill things and don't clean clean said things up

9/17/2007 1:42:47 PM

almost all network television

basically playing the downfall of civilization

WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE KILL MAURY POVICH ALREADY?

9/17/2007 1:43:48 PM

finding out the hard way there aren't any tissues in the room

(no jacko)

9/17/2007 3:54:48 PM

people who act cocky

the absolute surest way to make me not like you

9/17/2007 4:08:06 PM

clamshell packaging that even heavy-duty kitchen shears struggle with

...and the resulting sharp edges that are sharper than a cat's claws.

9/17/2007 7:15:42 PM

homework keeping me from getting enough sleep, followed by more homework the next day after not getting any nap time in that is going to do the same

9/17/2007 7:21:54 PM

naggers

9/17/2007 9:52:21 PM

naggers

9/17/2007 10:20:56 PM

sunburn
menthols
chiggers
people who cut me off on 40 just to slow down in the fast lane
cherry flavored candy
lazy people at work that i have to pick up the slack for
snitches
migraines

9/17/2007 10:23:06 PM

I just encountered another one today.

People who ride your ass to "make you go faster" even though there is clearly a long line of cars in front of you preventing you from doing so. I CAN'T CONTROL HOW FAST THE TEN CARS IN FRONT OF ME ARE GOING, so GET OFF MY ASS!!! /rant

9/24/2007 2:48:02 PM

you could pull one of those asshole moves where you slow down and when they try to pass you, speed up.

9/24/2007 2:50:28 PM

its fun to do that to soccer moms in SUV's on cellphones

9/24/2007 2:51:50 PM

OBX stickers

9/24/2007 3:00:33 PM

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"People who ride your ass to "make you go faster" even though there is clearly a long line of cars in front of you preventing you from doing so."

People who pass on the right.
People who race up a lane that is ending and cut you off to get a few car lengths ahead (ex: inbound Hillsborogh St. right after the Arby's
People who won't hold a door open for you, and let it close in your face
People with no social skills
Pinching
Onions
Lack of convenient public transportation in Raleigh

9/24/2007 3:06:32 PM

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"you could pull one of those asshole moves where you slow down and when they try to pass you, speed up."

i've done this before. some douche used to always drive his lambo back and forth infront of our lacrosse practice as he tried to show off. i ran into him on the street one day and pulled this number on him.

9/24/2007 3:09:05 PM

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"People who race up a lane that is ending and cut you off to get a few car lengths ahead (ex: inbound Hillsborogh St. right after the Arby's People who won't hold a door open for you, and let it close in your face"

i fucking HATE that shit with the left lane closing after arby's... you'd better believe I'm going to be a bitch if there is no one behind me and you're going to cause an accident by trying to "beat" me. Fuck that noise.

[Edited on September 24, 2007 at 3:10 PM. Reason : .]

9/24/2007 3:09:32 PM

honkeys, niggers, chinks, wops, gooks, kikes, japs, slants, dot-heads, sand-niggers, pikeys, frogs, krauts, and limeys

did i get everybody?

9/24/2007 3:42:32 PM

Quote :

"People who race up a lane that is ending and cut you off to get a few car lengths ahead"

Yes, fuck those guys. And the ones who use the shoulder of the interstate when there's a traffic jam.

Quote :

"People who dogear underline/highlight library books."

[Edited on September 24, 2007 at 3:47 PM. Reason : .]

9/24/2007 3:44:31 PM

rainbow sandals
apple products
harry potter
lord of the rings movies
pirates of the caribbean movies
rush hour 2 and 3

9/24/2007 3:46:04 PM

terpball

9/24/2007 3:54:37 PM

TWW

9/24/2007 3:56:23 PM

Let's add another one...

I hate waiting

9/24/2007 3:57:32 PM

pants

9/24/2007 3:58:45 PM

itchiness

9/24/2007 3:59:38 PM

Quote :

"you could pull one of those asshole moves where you slow down and when they try to pass you, speed up."

i was on my way to work one day this summer and was goin 55 in a 45. this dude comes up and starts tailin me until we get to a stoplight where he pulls up next to me. we were both in the right turning lane but he pulled in lane that was ending about 50 yards away and im in the left. of course i gun it just to piss him off and got in front of him and slowed down to 35, then he tries to pass me on a double yellow line so i hit the gas again, not letting him in front of me.
moral of the story- dont piss me off on the road b/c im just going to piss you off more

9/24/2007 4:06:33 PM

so you're going to be a shitty driver because someone else is being a shitty driver?

WAY TO CONTINUE THE CYCLE OF HATE

9/24/2007 4:32:41 PM

mayo

only time its good as when its used instead of butter for a grilled cheese sandwich

9/25/2007 10:53:43 AM

liars

9/25/2007 11:29:21 AM

you people

9/25/2007 11:31:37 AM

Bigman
EMCE
Luke Young
The Pope
Tom Hanks

9/25/2007 12:18:34 PM

Quote :

"only time its good as when its used instead of butter for a grilled cheese sandwich"

what

9/25/2007 12:30:26 PM

^^ suck it you cumstain

9/25/2007 12:31:21 PM