Ask yourself;

1) Did I frat as hard today as I possibly could?
2) Did I miss any opportunities to boost my fratitude?
3) Did I make those around me frattier by fratmosis?
4) When I wake up tomorrow, will my fratitude be higher though my actions than it was when I woke up today?
5) In what ways can I be a frattier fratdaddy/sorostitute tomorrow?

9/29/2007 9:21:30 AM

what a shitty thread

9/29/2007 9:31:32 AM

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

9/29/2007 9:37:01 AM

Happy Fraterday Morning to everyone!

9/29/2007 9:44:11 AM

o man i forgot to fratsturbate last night

9/29/2007 9:46:50 AM

Quote :

" Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse."

9/29/2007 9:47:07 AM

fail

9/29/2007 9:52:09 AM

Quote :

"fratmosis"

9/29/2007 10:04:57 AM

croakies

9/29/2007 10:05:58 AM

Constant Collar

lol that is almost my sisters name

9/29/2007 10:19:15 AM

Quote :

"When I wake up tomorrow, will my fratitude be higher though my actions than it was when I woke up today?"

but that doesn't make any sense

9/29/2007 10:33:00 AM

Quote :

"" Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.""

I lol'd at that.

9/29/2007 11:06:51 AM

Quote :

"croakies"

screw you...i'm neither a frat boy nor a redneck, i have some croakies...i've worn them hiking in the andes, rafting down arctic rivers, and driving in my car...heaven forbid i want my sunglasses to stay on

^ me too

9/29/2007 11:26:04 AM

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"what a shitty thread"

^A little defensive, eh?

9/29/2007 11:32:58 AM

probably

fortunately, i'm not in a frat, don't drive an SUV, and don't wear polos very often (and when i do, i sure as hell don't pop the damn collar like a fag) so i don't think i quite fall into the category of frat boy

i really don't understand the hate of croakies, though...i think they're awesome

[Edited on September 29, 2007 at 11:44 AM. Reason : .]

9/29/2007 11:44:00 AM

h

10/9/2007 1:16:53 PM

i

10/9/2007 1:18:38 PM

FRAIL !!

10/9/2007 1:33:41 PM

6) Could I have purchased any more frat brothers?

10/9/2007 1:34:55 PM

FRAIL !!

10/9/2007 1:45:10 PM

Quote :

"Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place. "

no one is forcing you to be here, so if you feel you are "stuck in this place" . . . leave

10/9/2007 1:45:24 PM

Wow Quagmire, you deserve a prize.

10/9/2007 1:50:30 PM

FRAIL !!

10/9/2007 1:51:24 PM

Hey Novicane at least you didn't make another Facebook thread this time

10/9/2007 2:05:42 PM

srsly

10/9/2007 2:51:34 PM

Quote :

"no one is forcing you to be here, so if you feel you are "stuck in this place" . . . leave"

someone hasn't seen Dazed and Confused

10/9/2007 2:52:27 PM

Gotta love the fraternity bashing teh intarnet has to offer

10/9/2007 2:53:53 PM

Quote :

"Wow Quagmire, you deserve a prize."

agreed! buy why?

10/9/2007 3:14:55 PM

i enjoy spread fratiness through fratmosis

10/9/2007 3:26:28 PM

8/5/2014 7:26:59 PM

frattttttttastic

8/5/2014 8:33:52 PM