WTF CRAZY BITCH


I'm breaking out the Nerf gun

10/1/2007 12:43:32 PM

10/1/2007 12:43:51 PM

windex bottle

10/1/2007 12:44:26 PM

bite back

10/1/2007 12:45:10 PM

taser

10/1/2007 12:45:26 PM

^^^I might just throw her in the shower. I'm cleaning anyways


^^when I want a furry mouth, I'll stop brushing my teeth kkthxu

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 12:46 PM. Reason : ^she's a democrat: she likes being taken care of, and handouts]

10/1/2007 12:45:45 PM

chinese restaurant

10/1/2007 12:45:53 PM

throw it out of the house for good

it's obvious that the cat doesn't respect you.... or even like you for that matter. It's basically doing whatever it wants, mooching off of you by getting free meals and a place to stay, and "letting" you pet it.


all cats need to die

10/1/2007 12:45:57 PM

You mean like you, EMCE?

10/1/2007 12:46:42 PM

....to a degree, yes

10/1/2007 12:47:29 PM

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"taser "

wins

10/1/2007 12:53:19 PM

...And now she's all lovey-dovey.

I see what you're doing here, cat.

10/1/2007 12:57:53 PM

you know those bags they put rolled up newspapers in to keep them from getting wet

put it in that

tubecat

10/1/2007 12:58:12 PM

revenge...

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 1:11 PM. Reason : slow]

10/1/2007 1:01:14 PM

nothing makes tazing cats cool, not even doom music.

10/1/2007 1:06:30 PM

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"I'm breaking out the Nerf gun"

could be why 'tis a crazy bitch..

10/1/2007 1:11:19 PM

^^http://www.ifilm.com/video/2675158

10/1/2007 1:13:13 PM

Taser Attack on Bull

Critics and naysayers have recently begun to criticize the Taser Gun for its questionable safety record and awesome power. For instance, check out this video of a bull getting floored by the device.

10/1/2007 1:15:43 PM

taser = bad idea

Rather than torturing an animal, find it a new home.

Were you messing with the cat when it bit you, or did it just ninja into the room, bite you, and run away?



Also, all Grits has to do is see the water bottle, and he quits whatever he is doing. I don't even have to squirt him anymore!

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 1:23 PM. Reason : ]

10/1/2007 1:20:52 PM

I'd sat down at the computer to google something, and send someone a message, and she hopped up on the desk like she always does for attention, and I guess I reached for the mouse just quickly enough for her to think it's playtime


I just wanted to make a thread

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"find it a new home"

I'm sure you thought I was seriously entertaining the idea of "punishing" her, which I wasn't. ...But we were a last resort for this cat. We got lucky, in that all of the problem behaviors we were warned about materialized (turns out she just won't be in a house with other cats), but it took a while for her to feel comfortable, and now she's quite attached I'm never giving this cat up. Ever.

10/1/2007 1:26:11 PM

sounds like we're gunna have to put it down.

10/1/2007 1:27:35 PM

i say you shave the little bastard now, to show him he can't get away with shit like that and next time he comes around have the taser in hand so you can catch him in the act

10/1/2007 1:32:04 PM

Oh no, I wasn't thinking you would actually punish her; but the comments about the taser and stuff (from other people). I've seen you talk about this cat before, so I didn't think you would get rid of her, I was making a statement to people other than you... but I know now that it don't look that way!

Grits gets so jealous of the keyboard/laptop when he wants loving!

10/1/2007 1:32:24 PM

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"i say you shave the little bastard now, to show him he can't get away with shit like that"

take pictures too

10/1/2007 1:33:58 PM

Quote :

"i say you shave the little bastard now, to show him he can't get away with shit like that and next time he comes around have the taser in hand so you can catch him in the act"

Shaving my pussy just wouldn't be very gratifying, as she's not very fluffy.

10/1/2007 1:37:27 PM

i'll be the judge of whether shaving your pussy is gratifying

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 1:39 PM. Reason : &]

10/1/2007 1:39:19 PM

pretty kitty... is that post-op? Her belly looks shaved.

10/1/2007 1:39:23 PM

^^Bring clippers.

^No. She's that goddamn fat.

"Your cat has a ballsac!"
-TheBullDoza

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 1:40 PM. Reason : dljk]

10/1/2007 1:39:34 PM

bite that bitch back

10/1/2007 4:51:12 PM

When my cat starts acting up, I'll stick some scotch tape to one of her paws. She'll spend the next 30 mins trying to get it off and will forget about whatever it is she was doing wrong. Cats don't like scotch tape.

10/1/2007 5:30:16 PM