ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
WTF CRAZY BITCH
I'm breaking out the Nerf gun 10/1/2007 12:43:32 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
10/1/2007 12:43:51 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
windex bottle 10/1/2007 12:44:26 PM |
soulfire963 Suspended 1587 Posts user info edit post |
bite back 10/1/2007 12:45:10 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
taser 10/1/2007 12:45:26 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
^^^I might just throw her in the shower. I'm cleaning anyways
^^when I want a furry mouth, I'll stop brushing my teeth kkthxu
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 12:46 PM. Reason : ^she's a democrat: she likes being taken care of, and handouts] 10/1/2007 12:45:45 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
chinese restaurant 10/1/2007 12:45:53 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89752 Posts user info edit post |
throw it out of the house for good
it's obvious that the cat doesn't respect you.... or even like you for that matter. It's basically doing whatever it wants, mooching off of you by getting free meals and a place to stay, and "letting" you pet it.
all cats need to die 10/1/2007 12:45:57 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
You mean like you, EMCE? 10/1/2007 12:46:42 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89752 Posts user info edit post |
....to a degree, yes 10/1/2007 12:47:29 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
wins10/1/2007 12:53:19 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
...And now she's all lovey-dovey.
I see what you're doing here, cat. 10/1/2007 12:57:53 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
you know those bags they put rolled up newspapers in to keep them from getting wet
put it in that
tubecat 10/1/2007 12:58:12 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
revenge...
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 1:11 PM. Reason : slow]
10/1/2007 1:01:14 PM |
soulfire963 Suspended 1587 Posts user info edit post |
nothing makes tazing cats cool, not even doom music. 10/1/2007 1:06:30 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm breaking out the Nerf gun" |
could be why 'tis a crazy bitch..10/1/2007 1:11:19 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
^^http://www.ifilm.com/video/2675158 10/1/2007 1:13:13 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
Posted Jul 05, 2005Critics and naysayers have recently begun to criticize the Taser Gun for its questionable safety record and awesome power. For instance, check out this video of a bull getting floored by the device.
holy smokes10/1/2007 1:15:43 PM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
taser = bad idea
Rather than torturing an animal, find it a new home.
Were you messing with the cat when it bit you, or did it just ninja into the room, bite you, and run away?
Also, all Grits has to do is see the water bottle, and he quits whatever he is doing. I don't even have to squirt him anymore!
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 1:23 PM. Reason : ] 10/1/2007 1:20:52 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
I'd sat down at the computer to google something, and send someone a message, and she hopped up on the desk like she always does for attention, and I guess I reached for the mouse just quickly enough for her to think it's playtime
I just wanted to make a thread
Quote : | "find it a new home" |
I'm sure you thought I was seriously entertaining the idea of "punishing" her, which I wasn't. ...But we were a last resort for this cat. We got lucky, in that all of the problem behaviors we were warned about materialized (turns out she just won't be in a house with other cats), but it took a while for her to feel comfortable, and now she's quite attached I'm never giving this cat up. Ever.10/1/2007 1:26:11 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
sounds like we're gunna have to put it down. 10/1/2007 1:27:35 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
i say you shave the little bastard now, to show him he can't get away with shit like that and next time he comes around have the taser in hand so you can catch him in the act 10/1/2007 1:32:04 PM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
Oh no, I wasn't thinking you would actually punish her; but the comments about the taser and stuff (from other people). I've seen you talk about this cat before, so I didn't think you would get rid of her, I was making a statement to people other than you... but I know now that it don't look that way!
Grits gets so jealous of the keyboard/laptop when he wants loving! 10/1/2007 1:32:24 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i say you shave the little bastard now, to show him he can't get away with shit like that" |
take pictures too10/1/2007 1:33:58 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i say you shave the little bastard now, to show him he can't get away with shit like that and next time he comes around have the taser in hand so you can catch him in the act" |
Shaving my pussy just wouldn't be very gratifying, as she's not very fluffy.
10/1/2007 1:37:27 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
i'll be the judge of whether shaving your pussy is gratifying
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 1:39 PM. Reason : &] 10/1/2007 1:39:19 PM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
pretty kitty... is that post-op? Her belly looks shaved. 10/1/2007 1:39:23 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
^^Bring clippers.
^No. She's that goddamn fat.
"Your cat has a ballsac!" -TheBullDoza
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 1:40 PM. Reason : dljk] 10/1/2007 1:39:34 PM |
statered All American 2298 Posts user info edit post |
bite that bitch back 10/1/2007 4:51:12 PM |
Wraith All American 27255 Posts user info edit post |
When my cat starts acting up, I'll stick some scotch tape to one of her paws. She'll spend the next 30 mins trying to get it off and will forget about whatever it is she was doing wrong. Cats don't like scotch tape. 10/1/2007 5:30:16 PM |