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sawahash
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What makes Paris better than me?

Yes she is skinny and pretty but that's about it. Does her being born into a wealthy family make her better than me?

Other than outside appearances how is Paris any better than me?

10/1/2007 8:27:31 PM

mytwocents
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she's better than you because she could be a spokesperson for Valtrex and you can't

10/1/2007 8:29:03 PM

sawahash
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Damn, if only my vagina had all those warts around it.

10/1/2007 8:30:06 PM

blasphemour
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her vagina could be a wart covered, aids ridden, roast beef lookin, smelly mess and still look better than your face.

10/1/2007 8:34:25 PM

XSMP
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shit just got real

10/1/2007 8:35:28 PM

Murdoc
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"What makes Paris better than me?

Yes she is skinny and pretty but that's about it. Does her being born into a wealthy family make her better than me?

Other than outside appearances how is Paris any better than me?

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How about this. You tell all of us how you are better than her.


GO!

10/1/2007 8:38:20 PM

XSMP
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^OneNighter86 reborn?

10/1/2007 8:39:48 PM

mytwocents
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Hey Murdoc...you never responded to this...so I'll post it again for you. yw

Um, no jackass..

because Paris didn't get on Letterman because her product, singing, acting, talents (whatever they may be) are a contribution to the entertainment and/or retail world. She got on because the only reason she's 'popular' is for being in the tabloids, and without that, she'd be nothing, so they don't talk about her 'talents' in the tabloids, they talk about her 'tabloid worthy' shit, which as you noticed is EXACTLY WHAT THEY TALKED ABOUT.

10/1/2007 8:39:52 PM

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man if people think you are a worse person than paris hilton you must really be fucking up in life.

has she ever done anything respectable? ever??

10/1/2007 8:40:33 PM

XSMP
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^jail.

10/1/2007 8:41:54 PM

sawahash
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Well gee, if being pretty is the only thing that makes someone a good person then I don't care.


I'm happy with the person I am. I accept the fact that I will probably never be the same size as a girl like Paris, and I'm fine with the fact that I may not be considered attractive. I know who I am, and you've met me and you know that I'm a nice person. I'm friends with some of your friends. I'm a fun person to be around too.
So go ahead and bitch and complain because I don't like a celebrity who is famous because of nothing. I'm so happy that the American public is fine with this being out there. I'm so happy that 8 year old girls are trying to be like her and Britney Spears. One day we will be paying the price for worshipping celebrities for being sluts and druggies and not giving a shit.

10/1/2007 8:42:06 PM

XSMP
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goto ethernopia and see if the men all flock to girls that have a body like paris

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:46 PM. Reason : ethiopia - southpark?]

10/1/2007 8:43:33 PM

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wtf is ethernopia

10/1/2007 8:45:12 PM

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I know a girl that is pretty much convinced that she is Paris Hilton... she holds her face in that 'Paris smirk' all the time, carries a chihuahua with her some places, and dresses like her. She's nice, but she can get annoying.

10/1/2007 8:45:26 PM

Murdoc
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That still doesn't tell us how you are better than her. Are you try to say you are better because you are uglier?

10/1/2007 8:45:27 PM

sawahash
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What DOESN'T make me a better person than her?

10/1/2007 8:46:43 PM

mytwocents
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Murdoc - By the fact that you are ignoring my question...I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's cause you have nothing intelligent to say about my answer to your question.

10/1/2007 8:52:41 PM

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"Hey Murdoc...you never responded to this...so I'll post it again for you. yw

Um, no jackass..

because Paris didn't get on Letterman because her product, singing, acting, talents (whatever they may be) are a contribution to the entertainment and/or retail world. She got on because the only reason she's 'popular' is for being in the tabloids, and without that, she'd be nothing, so they don't talk about her 'talents' in the tabloids, they talk about her 'tabloid worthy' shit, which as you noticed is EXACTLY WHAT THEY TALKED ABOUT.

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How do you want me to respond, you didn't really ask a question.

Either way, Paris has done a lot more than you have, and obviously enough, she will actually show her face on TWW, unlike you.

1-0 Paris

10/1/2007 8:56:43 PM

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"This faggot needs to just STFU. There isn't a single guy on here, or almost any guy that wouldn't fuck the shit out of her. So stop with this homo erotic BS."


I wouldn't touch paris with YOUR dick (if you have one) let alone any part of my own. She's disgusting and gross and I don't find her attractive. I know plenty of girls very well that are far hotter then Paris.

10/1/2007 8:57:11 PM

sawahash
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The only reason Paris has done more is because she was born into money.

If Paris wasn't, and she had the same outlook on life that she does, then she would be nowhere. Living in a trailor with 5 babies no daddy and just wishing her food stamps would be in the mail.

10/1/2007 8:58:49 PM

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Exactly, you know them, you don't fuck them.

^That doesn't matter. The question was, who has done more? It doesn't matter how you do it or did it.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:00 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 8:59:27 PM

Golovko
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I'm sorry...I respect them so I wouldn't say I've fucked them. I have been with a few though.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:00 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 9:00:07 PM

sawahash
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Yeah, and maybe some people actually fuck people the like. Not all people have sex with random people and make sex tapes about it.

10/1/2007 9:00:51 PM

mytwocents
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a simple, 'good point, you're right' would have been plenty


but as for what she's done...I mean yeah, she's 'done' a lot more than me and her face is widely available on the internet...but but so did Jeffrey Dahmner, K-Fed, Chester Stiles, Brian Peepers.....soooooooo

10/1/2007 9:02:41 PM

sawahash
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I still want to know what makes her better than me...

10/1/2007 9:06:24 PM

Golovko
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because merdoc said so...isn't that enough these days?

10/1/2007 9:07:21 PM

sawahash
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oh man...if only I knew...gah I'm such an idiot sometimes!

10/1/2007 9:08:05 PM

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10/1/2007 9:08:51 PM

rwoody
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this shit is hilarious

10/1/2007 9:37:57 PM

OmarBadu
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i laughed pretty hard

10/1/2007 9:39:24 PM

Murdoc
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"I still want to know what makes her better than me..."


You are the one calling her out. If you are gonna say all that, then tell us how or why you are better.

10/1/2007 9:46:27 PM

sawahash
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"Dude you're getting all defensive about her. You do realized that even though you wack of to her everynight she still has no clue who you are, and you have no chance at all with her. What is with all this emotional attachment?"



No looks like I called you out.

That comment then got a comment saying she was better than me...and that's what got me wondering how someone can honestly think that she is better than me...

10/1/2007 10:13:39 PM

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Well I guess it all depends on what everones definition of better is on here. In my eyes, she is better than you. To me, thats enough to end this argument.

10/1/2007 10:56:57 PM

XSMP
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^considering you started this, we'll accept you ending it.

10/1/2007 11:15:51 PM

bethaleigh
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"The question was, who has done more?"


Wait a sec... is this kid comparing normal, everyday people to Paris Hilton?

10/1/2007 11:20:18 PM

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holy shit, didn't know you guys would go on for such a long time.

Murdoc, you totally changed my perspective on the subject. my new fantasy is a threesome with you and Paris. we'd start out posting on TWW and things would get alittle heated. we would all make fun of XSMP and his fiance, and that's ultimately what would bring us together. i'd do both of you, first i'd make you two suck my dick and then i'd take turns with both of your pussies.

i love you Murdoc

10/1/2007 11:20:28 PM

rwoody
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fag

10/1/2007 11:21:12 PM

ShinAntonio
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shit's hilarious

10/1/2007 11:21:55 PM

Wraith
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Hahaha nice troll work.

10/2/2007 10:20:49 AM

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"I wouldn't touch paris with YOUR dick (if you have one) let alone any part of my own. "


So there's girls you WOULD touch with someone else's dick?

That is incredibly homo, i gotta say.

10/2/2007 10:33:56 AM

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"holy shit, didn't know you guys would go on for such a long time.

Murdoc, you totally changed my perspective on the subject. my new fantasy is a threesome with you and Paris. we'd start out posting on TWW and things would get alittle heated. we would all make fun of XSMP and his fiance, and that's ultimately what would bring us together. i'd do both of you, first i'd make you two suck my dick and then i'd take turns with both of your pussies.

i love you Murdoc "


hahahahaha (no homo)

10/2/2007 10:37:43 AM

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letterman is king of late night talk show hosts. maybe johnny carson was, but i haven't seen enough of him to make a fair judgment. i liked conan for a while before i watched letterman regularly, but the "we've got a great show, but not really" schtick got old pretty quick.

10/2/2007 4:44:21 PM

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letterman is pretty awesome

10/3/2007 7:39:33 AM

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