Where in the hell is this and why is T-Dub so slow in delivery?

It has been confirmed that this tape DOES indeed exist.

Deliver the goods, fine fellows!

10/1/2007 7:40:10 PM

OMFGoogle

10/1/2007 7:40:49 PM

not

10/1/2007 7:40:52 PM

who?

10/1/2007 7:41:01 PM

10/1/2007 7:49:49 PM

This thread wins the award for Most Disappointing and Hardest Blue Ball.

10/1/2007 7:55:39 PM

this thread is made of fail

10/1/2007 7:57:42 PM

ALSO: Who wants to see Tony Parker naked?

10/1/2007 7:58:27 PM

she said she'd erase it

10/1/2007 8:00:23 PM

who cares, she aint got no damn titties

10/1/2007 8:04:39 PM

broads like 50. let me know when she has a daughter that releases a sex tape.

10/1/2007 8:10:00 PM

Yeah, you are right.

I would hate to see this



in a sex tape.

10/1/2007 8:12:48 PM

she aint got no damn titties

that picture doesnt change that


that picture is not some plastic surgeon that will give that bitch titties and make me want to watch her porno

she aint got no damned tits

10/1/2007 8:15:07 PM

maybe if it was professionally shot and she had a professional make up artist and an airbrusher.

10/1/2007 8:15:27 PM

she looks like terpball with a wig

10/1/2007 8:16:37 PM

LOL

10/1/2007 8:18:12 PM

10/1/2007 8:19:08 PM

I'll take Door #2 please.

10/1/2007 8:19:42 PM

she is a beautiful woman that looks busted like all women from time to time.

10/1/2007 8:19:50 PM

ppl can make photos look really good. ppl can take really bad photos as well.

10/1/2007 8:23:43 PM

Quote :

"she is a beautiful woman that looks busted like all women from time to time."

10/1/2007 8:29:40 PM

Wow, this is worse than the god damn Paris thread. I can not believe there are guys on here saying they wouldn't hit this. Are there some bad pics of her? Of course, not everyone looks good ALL THE TIME without makeup. Everyone has a bad picture every now and then. And for the people saying she only looks good airbrushed or with a pro photog, go watch some of the NBA playoff games etc...where they show her in the stands looking fine as hell.

10/1/2007 8:35:47 PM

did anyone say they wouldnt hit it faggot?


i sais im not gonna waste time begging for some shitty porn footage of a chick with no tits



not worth the effort

10/1/2007 8:36:40 PM

Murdoc needs this :

and this:

aaand this:

10/1/2007 8:38:15 PM

You can get herpes from fake p00ns?

10/1/2007 8:39:57 PM

you can from sport fucking famous fuck ups with man feet

10/1/2007 8:41:01 PM

haha, wow, you are an idiot.

10/1/2007 8:42:59 PM

qualify your statement. n00b.

10/1/2007 8:44:15 PM

I thought you were going to cook?

10/1/2007 8:46:25 PM

it's fish, stupid. it took 5 minutes on the grill, I'm eating delicious food whilst pwning your broke ass.

10/1/2007 8:48:39 PM

Yeah, you are owning me by telling me I am an idiot for saying I would fuck Paris Hilton. God I suck at life.

10/1/2007 8:51:00 PM

fyi, comdoms don't prevent teh Herpes.

10/1/2007 8:52:10 PM

this thread has come up before

the video sucks, you don't see shit

that's why tdub hasn't delivered

10/1/2007 8:54:45 PM

Quote :

"Of course, not everyone looks good ALL THE TIME without makeup"

thats not true, some girls are naturally hot, with or without makeup, obviously this girl owes her life to blush or whatever they call it

10/1/2007 8:59:02 PM

If you were as famous as her, you couldn't go out in public unless people didn't recognize you. I bet that she wants to look bad when going in public for private reasons.

10/1/2007 9:07:22 PM

so uh, wheres the vid

10/1/2007 9:14:21 PM

on my hard drive

you can come get it if you bring a cd or something

10/1/2007 9:16:41 PM

Quote :

"Quote : "Of course, not everyone looks good ALL THE TIME without makeup" thats not true, some girls are naturally hot, with or without makeup, obviously this girl owes her life to blush or whatever they call it"

What part of EVERYONE did you not understand?

10/1/2007 9:18:32 PM

the part where you include yourself with everyone else.

10/1/2007 9:31:28 PM

wow there sure are some homos in this thread

10/2/2007 12:38:05 AM

I love how ZomBCraw is all like shes not even that hot.


whats he doin thats any better?

nothin more than likely

10/2/2007 12:40:28 AM

mmm, I got tree i would like to twist in your ass




(slight homo)

10/2/2007 12:40:37 AM

i don't think she looks all that bad w/o makeup. she just needs some lip gloss and a hair brush.

10/2/2007 12:44:39 AM

not to mention her hair is a completely different color, she has no darkness to her skin there and zero makeup


the hair isnt even close...

[Edited on October 2, 2007 at 12:48 AM. Reason : e]

10/2/2007 12:48:23 AM

Quote :

"I love how ZomBCraw is all like shes not even that hot. whats he doin thats any better? nothin more than likely "

Yeah Maxim is just total BS. They keep ranking these ugly ass bitches that most guys on internet message boards, like TWW, wouldn't even touch, let alone fuck, their #1 hottie year in and year out. What the hell are they thinking? Obviously the guys on these message boards are getting much hotter ass all the time, and at will, yet they are failing to report their findings and scores to the public. There has to be this underground hottie society that only nerds and faggots are fucking on a constant basis and the rest of the world is missing out on it.

Quote :

"not to mention her hair is a completely different color, she has no darkness to her skin there and zero makeup the hair isnt even close... "

I know!!! What the hell!! Because I was taught that 2 totally different cameras, in 2 totally different settings, with different lighting, are always comparable, because those variables don't mean a thing when it comes to taking pictures.



[Edited on October 2, 2007 at 12:52 AM. Reason : .]

10/2/2007 12:49:12 AM

yea because a camera flash can change your hair color instantly

10/2/2007 12:53:29 AM

while JT3bucky's dumb butt is steady tryna call me out, he somehow forgets the fundamentals of reading


i think eva is very attractive, i just dont care to see her in a porno


nicolette ill jump for, she has titties

is that any easier to understand you gay ass nitwit?

[Edited on October 2, 2007 at 1:03 AM. Reason : s]

10/2/2007 1:01:43 AM

Eva Longoria looks awful in that picture that blasphemour posted. I mean, horrible. Old, dull, and tired. But here you all are saying that every women has a bad day. It's bad lighting. She looked really hot in that other picture.

But when some other girl (who doesn't have a make-up artist, a plastic surgeon, a stylist, professional lighting, a visionary photographer, airbrushing, etc...) posts a picture of herself, you trash her and tear her looks apart.

It doesn't seem right to make excuses for people who are paid to look good and hold regular folks up to the impossible standard set by those people who are paid to look good and have an army to help them.

[Edited on October 2, 2007 at 1:56 AM. Reason : Better.]

10/2/2007 1:49:08 AM

I wouldn't worry about it


despite what most fucks on tww say

they fuck just about any girl that allows it

10/2/2007 2:05:57 AM

"they" ?

You are dissociating yourself from the rest of TWW?

10/2/2007 2:09:45 AM