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joe17669
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I would call the parents, tell them I love them, call the girlfriend, tell her I love her, down about 10 shots of Bacardi, and beat off furiously, climaxing at 4min 59sec.

10/2/2007 6:52:47 PM

Førte
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take as many people as i can with me

10/2/2007 6:53:13 PM

hellbound
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kill myself that way i win.

10/2/2007 6:53:29 PM

umbrellaman
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Make my peace with the world and any regrets I have, probably call my folks to say goodbye (assuming the option is available), and then resign myself to my fate.

10/2/2007 6:55:08 PM

drunknloaded
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start beating and hope i get off before i die

10/2/2007 6:55:11 PM

parsonsb
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call parents tell them i love them, then listen to today was a good day for the irony

10/2/2007 6:57:11 PM

LimpyNuts
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walk up o a random hot chick and in my best rapist voice say

"YOU GON' GET RAPED"

10/2/2007 6:58:31 PM

pilgrimshoes
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call everyone
bequeth my dog to a loved one
figure out how to correctly spell bequeth
beat off
prlly cut a ball off just to see what it felt like

i mean

if it hurt like a bitch who cares, youll be dead in a few seconds anyways

10/2/2007 7:00:14 PM

sawahash
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I'd run up my post count on here. I'd want to die being known as that girl with a lot of posts!

10/2/2007 7:03:34 PM

sumfoo1
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do some easy physics and jump off the biggest building i can make it to and die 20-30 feet off the ground... then splat

10/2/2007 7:04:27 PM

ShinAntonio
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dance

10/2/2007 7:05:52 PM

terpball
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quickie with this hot girl i met recetly (she isn't far)
people i didn't call would understand

10/2/2007 7:08:02 PM

LimpyNuts
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have sex with someone with an STD

10/2/2007 7:26:25 PM

ncsuapex
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I'd take a nap

10/2/2007 7:27:35 PM

qntmfred
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i'd punch ncsuapex in the face while he was sleeping

10/2/2007 7:28:42 PM

ncsuapex
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^

That would explain why you only had 5 minutes to live

10/2/2007 7:29:31 PM

Wraith
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Make a thread about it.

10/2/2007 7:35:32 PM

Creaver
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Take a nice crap everywhere.

10/2/2007 7:44:47 PM

0EPII1
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Quote :
"walk up o a random hot chick and in my best rapist voice say

"YOU GON' GET RAPED""


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"do some easy physics and jump off the biggest building i can make it to and die 20-30 feet off the ground... then splat"


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"Make a thread about it."


THNX 4 TEH LAFFZ



here is what i would do (seriously):

- turn on my stop watch
- delete all porn from laptop and external hd
- thank my parents for their support
- quickly decide how to split the $100,000 from my life insurance policy
- and my investments in stocks and mutual funds (> $22,000)
- and payout in case of death ($16,000) from my retirement plan
- locate my ex in the US and tell her she was always my soulmate
- eat ungodly amounts of high quality chocolate (up to 2 lbs)
- masturbate/have sex, whichever is available (gf lives 30 min from me, so sex only possible if she happens to be at my place at that time)
- lay down on the bed 30 sec before the time, close my eyes, and put my headphones in from my ipod and listen to my favourite trance song

10/2/2007 7:52:18 PM

joe17669
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"- quickly decide how to split the $100,000 from my life insurance policy"


only $100k?

10/2/2007 7:53:25 PM

slowblack96
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i want to go with you

10/2/2007 7:54:02 PM

BigMan157
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cry

10/2/2007 7:55:36 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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jump in my truck

call people I love

haul ass towards someones house that deserves to die

blow them away after I get laid

[Edited on October 2, 2007 at 7:58 PM. Reason : ...]

10/2/2007 7:57:36 PM

josephlava21
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"Take a nice crap everywhere.

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my first thought exactly.

10/2/2007 7:58:19 PM

0EPII1
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"only $100k?"


that's all i could afford (paying $3,441/yr, for 30 yrs) as i am also going to pay/paying $125,000 from 3/2007 to 3/2014 for my apartment.

otherwise i could have bought a 200K policy.

10/2/2007 8:15:05 PM

Skwinkle
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"- locate my ex in the US and tell her she was always my soulmate
...
- masturbate/have sex, whichever is available (gf lives 30 min from me, so sex only possible if she happens to be at my place at that time)"


I'm sure your girlfriend would love watching you call up the other chick first ...

10/2/2007 8:19:31 PM

JCASHFAN
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"- delete all porn from laptop and external hd"
lawls

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"- lay down on the bed 30 sec before the time, close my eyes, and put my headphones in from my ipod and listen to my favourite trance song"
For some reason I thought of Mitch at the end of Dazed and Confused. Slowride would be a great song to go out to.

10/2/2007 8:30:14 PM

0EPII1
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of course it goes without saying that i would call my gf first. but at the same time, without going into too much detail... we have been having lots of problems (compatibility issues) lately, and we both know that it would be a near-miracle if the relationship survives.

my ex was my true soulmate, and i hers. her parents did not want her marrying people of certain religions/countries, and so she threatened to kill herself if we got married. (they never even saw or met me) and so unfortunately, it ended. and my current gf knows this, the fact that it ended not because of us, but because of external forces.

10/2/2007 8:30:46 PM

XSMP
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Metal blasting, windows down, I would drive my car as fast as possible, for as long as possible. while masturbating. while smoking a blunt. with a beer in the cupholder. and no, I will not be wearing my seat belt. for some reason, i would still use my turn signals...

10/2/2007 8:31:34 PM

EMCE
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announce to the world that I have the cure for AIDS and cancer...but unfortunately, I'm dying of the common cold

10/2/2007 8:33:33 PM

GrumpyGOP
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At any given time, I can't imagine that I'm more than five minutes away from someone I want to beat the everloving shit out of.

I mean, as it is, living in Chapel Hill, I would probably hop in my car and try to take as many of these stupid kids with me as possible

while masturbating, of course.

10/2/2007 9:04:33 PM

miska
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you guys seem to stretch 5 minutes out quite a bit

I'd mix up a drink, throw on some music and call a few people.

10/2/2007 9:07:12 PM

Nashattack
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rape, pillage and kill

10/2/2007 9:07:52 PM

Aficionado
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the same thing i do every night joe17669

try to take over the world

10/2/2007 9:09:07 PM

bottombaby
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Call 911 and let them know that I'm pregnant and that they should try to save the baby.
Then I'd call my husband to tell him that he is the awesomest and not to hook up with some dumb bitch after I'm dead.
Crawl in bed and settle in with my kitties.

10/2/2007 9:14:56 PM

The Coz
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Probably call the parents and all, and then just start running or riding my bike as hard as I can.

10/2/2007 9:15:01 PM

raiden
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first off, why do I have 5 minutes to live, is it something I can fix.
if so, I'll be fixing it.

if not -
take a magnet to the hard drives
call dad and say bye
call bro and say bye and also give him my dog
write down something meaningful so that it can be read at the funeral
put on my favorite song(s) and chill

10/2/2007 9:21:07 PM

Kiwi
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I'd just convince myself that I'm not really dying, then I'll go into hysterics because I haven't settled with the idea of death yet, then I'd beg 911 to save me.

10/2/2007 9:29:47 PM

TroopofEchos
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"Then I'd call my husband to tell him that he is the awesomest and not to hook up with some dumb bitch after I'm dead.
"

hahhahhahaha nice.

10/2/2007 9:30:33 PM

FykalJpn
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have sex with something

[Edited on October 2, 2007 at 9:32 PM. Reason : angry sex]

10/2/2007 9:31:14 PM

bottombaby
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I have thought that I was dying before -- my first full blown panic attack had me convinced that I was having a heart attack or a stroke. I remember determining that I did not want to die and that I had to concentrate on staying conscious and breathing. Then I got on the phone to my husband, who worked closer than the hospital, and crawled down the stairs to wait for him to show up. And I made him stay on the phone with me the entire time because I was desperate for contact.

It was awful. I hope that no one ever actually knows that they only have 5 minutes to live because it would majorly suck.

10/2/2007 9:34:17 PM

WillemJoel
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smack. a lot.

10/2/2007 9:37:04 PM

Walls1441
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how many times can i fap in 5 minutes?

10/2/2007 9:38:20 PM

XSMP
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word joel. word to the smack attack.

10/2/2007 9:38:30 PM

JK
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eat as many hotdogs as possible

10/2/2007 9:47:40 PM

afripino
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pray

10/2/2007 9:49:21 PM

XSMP
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prey

10/2/2007 9:51:08 PM

StillFuchsia
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nothing

'cause that's basically how it's going to happen anyway

10/2/2007 9:51:56 PM

eahanhan
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"I'd mix up a drink, throw on some music and call a few people."


that sounds like the best idea yet. me likey.

10/2/2007 9:54:47 PM

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10/2/2007 9:55:03 PM

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