joe17669 All American 22727 Posts user info edit post |
I would call the parents, tell them I love them, call the girlfriend, tell her I love her, down about 10 shots of Bacardi, and beat off furiously, climaxing at 4min 59sec. 10/2/2007 6:52:47 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
take as many people as i can with me 10/2/2007 6:53:13 PM |
hellbound All American 831 Posts user info edit post |
kill myself that way i win. 10/2/2007 6:53:29 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
Make my peace with the world and any regrets I have, probably call my folks to say goodbye (assuming the option is available), and then resign myself to my fate. 10/2/2007 6:55:08 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
start beating and hope i get off before i die 10/2/2007 6:55:11 PM |
parsonsb All American 13206 Posts user info edit post |
call parents tell them i love them, then listen to today was a good day for the irony 10/2/2007 6:57:11 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
walk up o a random hot chick and in my best rapist voice say
"YOU GON' GET RAPED" 10/2/2007 6:58:31 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
call everyone bequeth my dog to a loved one figure out how to correctly spell bequeth beat off prlly cut a ball off just to see what it felt like
i mean
if it hurt like a bitch who cares, youll be dead in a few seconds anyways 10/2/2007 7:00:14 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'd run up my post count on here. I'd want to die being known as that girl with a lot of posts! 10/2/2007 7:03:34 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
do some easy physics and jump off the biggest building i can make it to and die 20-30 feet off the ground... then splat 10/2/2007 7:04:27 PM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18943 Posts user info edit post |
dance 10/2/2007 7:05:52 PM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
quickie with this hot girl i met recetly (she isn't far) people i didn't call would understand 10/2/2007 7:08:02 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
have sex with someone with an STD 10/2/2007 7:26:25 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I'd take a nap 10/2/2007 7:27:35 PM |
qntmfred retired 40340 Posts user info edit post |
i'd punch ncsuapex in the face while he was sleeping 10/2/2007 7:28:42 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
^
That would explain why you only had 5 minutes to live 10/2/2007 7:29:31 PM |
Wraith All American 27180 Posts user info edit post |
Make a thread about it. 10/2/2007 7:35:32 PM |
Creaver All American 1193 Posts user info edit post |
Take a nice crap everywhere. 10/2/2007 7:44:47 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42525 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "walk up o a random hot chick and in my best rapist voice say
"YOU GON' GET RAPED"" |
Quote : | "do some easy physics and jump off the biggest building i can make it to and die 20-30 feet off the ground... then splat" |
Quote : | "Make a thread about it." |
THNX 4 TEH LAFFZ
here is what i would do (seriously):
- turn on my stop watch - delete all porn from laptop and external hd - thank my parents for their support - quickly decide how to split the $100,000 from my life insurance policy - and my investments in stocks and mutual funds (> $22,000) - and payout in case of death ($16,000) from my retirement plan - locate my ex in the US and tell her she was always my soulmate - eat ungodly amounts of high quality chocolate (up to 2 lbs) - masturbate/have sex, whichever is available (gf lives 30 min from me, so sex only possible if she happens to be at my place at that time) - lay down on the bed 30 sec before the time, close my eyes, and put my headphones in from my ipod and listen to my favourite trance song10/2/2007 7:52:18 PM |
joe17669 All American 22727 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "- quickly decide how to split the $100,000 from my life insurance policy" |
only $100k?10/2/2007 7:53:25 PM |
slowblack96 All American 4999 Posts user info edit post |
i want to go with you 10/2/2007 7:54:02 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103352 Posts user info edit post |
cry 10/2/2007 7:55:36 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
jump in my truck
call people I love
haul ass towards someones house that deserves to die
blow them away after I get laid
[Edited on October 2, 2007 at 7:58 PM. Reason : ...] 10/2/2007 7:57:36 PM |
josephlava21 All American 2613 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Take a nice crap everywhere.
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my first thought exactly.10/2/2007 7:58:19 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42525 Posts user info edit post |
that's all i could afford (paying $3,441/yr, for 30 yrs) as i am also going to pay/paying $125,000 from 3/2007 to 3/2014 for my apartment.
otherwise i could have bought a 200K policy.10/2/2007 8:15:05 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "- locate my ex in the US and tell her she was always my soulmate ... - masturbate/have sex, whichever is available (gf lives 30 min from me, so sex only possible if she happens to be at my place at that time)" |
I'm sure your girlfriend would love watching you call up the other chick first ...10/2/2007 8:19:31 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "- delete all porn from laptop and external hd" | lawls
Quote : | "- lay down on the bed 30 sec before the time, close my eyes, and put my headphones in from my ipod and listen to my favourite trance song" | For some reason I thought of Mitch at the end of Dazed and Confused. Slowride would be a great song to go out to.10/2/2007 8:30:14 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42525 Posts user info edit post |
of course it goes without saying that i would call my gf first. but at the same time, without going into too much detail... we have been having lots of problems (compatibility issues) lately, and we both know that it would be a near-miracle if the relationship survives.
my ex was my true soulmate, and i hers. her parents did not want her marrying people of certain religions/countries, and so she threatened to kill herself if we got married. (they never even saw or met me) and so unfortunately, it ended. and my current gf knows this, the fact that it ended not because of us, but because of external forces. 10/2/2007 8:30:46 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
Metal blasting, windows down, I would drive my car as fast as possible, for as long as possible. while masturbating. while smoking a blunt. with a beer in the cupholder. and no, I will not be wearing my seat belt. for some reason, i would still use my turn signals... 10/2/2007 8:31:34 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89687 Posts user info edit post |
announce to the world that I have the cure for AIDS and cancer...but unfortunately, I'm dying of the common cold] 10/2/2007 8:33:33 PM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18111 Posts user info edit post |
At any given time, I can't imagine that I'm more than five minutes away from someone I want to beat the everloving shit out of.
I mean, as it is, living in Chapel Hill, I would probably hop in my car and try to take as many of these stupid kids with me as possible
while masturbating, of course. 10/2/2007 9:04:33 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
you guys seem to stretch 5 minutes out quite a bit
I'd mix up a drink, throw on some music and call a few people. 10/2/2007 9:07:12 PM |
Nashattack All American 7022 Posts user info edit post |
rape, pillage and kill 10/2/2007 9:07:52 PM |
Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
the same thing i do every night joe17669
try to take over the world 10/2/2007 9:09:07 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Call 911 and let them know that I'm pregnant and that they should try to save the baby. Then I'd call my husband to tell him that he is the awesomest and not to hook up with some dumb bitch after I'm dead. Crawl in bed and settle in with my kitties. 10/2/2007 9:14:56 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 24252 Posts user info edit post |
Probably call the parents and all, and then just start running or riding my bike as hard as I can. 10/2/2007 9:15:01 PM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
first off, why do I have 5 minutes to live, is it something I can fix. if so, I'll be fixing it.
if not - take a magnet to the hard drives call dad and say bye call bro and say bye and also give him my dog write down something meaningful so that it can be read at the funeral put on my favorite song(s) and chill 10/2/2007 9:21:07 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I'd just convince myself that I'm not really dying, then I'll go into hysterics because I haven't settled with the idea of death yet, then I'd beg 911 to save me.
10/2/2007 9:29:47 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Then I'd call my husband to tell him that he is the awesomest and not to hook up with some dumb bitch after I'm dead. " |
hahhahhahaha nice.10/2/2007 9:30:33 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
have sex with something
[Edited on October 2, 2007 at 9:32 PM. Reason : angry sex] 10/2/2007 9:31:14 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
I have thought that I was dying before -- my first full blown panic attack had me convinced that I was having a heart attack or a stroke. I remember determining that I did not want to die and that I had to concentrate on staying conscious and breathing. Then I got on the phone to my husband, who worked closer than the hospital, and crawled down the stairs to wait for him to show up. And I made him stay on the phone with me the entire time because I was desperate for contact.
It was awful. I hope that no one ever actually knows that they only have 5 minutes to live because it would majorly suck. 10/2/2007 9:34:17 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
smack. a lot. 10/2/2007 9:37:04 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
how many times can i fap in 5 minutes? 10/2/2007 9:38:20 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
word joel. word to the smack attack. 10/2/2007 9:38:30 PM |
JK All American 6839 Posts user info edit post |
eat as many hotdogs as possible 10/2/2007 9:47:40 PM |
afripino All American 11290 Posts user info edit post |
pray 10/2/2007 9:49:21 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
prey 10/2/2007 9:51:08 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
nothing
'cause that's basically how it's going to happen anyway 10/2/2007 9:51:56 PM |
eahanhan All American 21370 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'd mix up a drink, throw on some music and call a few people." |
that sounds like the best idea yet. me likey.10/2/2007 9:54:47 PM |
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