evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
with a scalpel
while butterflying steak (yes, i know... but a scalpel is hella sharp and intended to cut meat.. plus they're cheap, as in free)
since this morning, it's clotted and whatnot, but the tissue flap is definitely dead... how fun
i guess it's more of an avulsion than a true laceration.. but oh well.
went by the ems station and grabbed some 2x2s and some gauze to keep it wrapped + some benzo
i thought you all would like to hear of my latest medical anomaly 10/3/2007 12:44:44 AM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
did you cry? 10/3/2007 12:46:06 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
no, i actually laughed
scalpels make clean cuts, they're sharp for a reason, the pain didn't come until a few seconds afterwards 10/3/2007 12:46:57 AM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
can i rub salt in it? 10/3/2007 12:47:17 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
...pictures. 10/3/2007 12:47:53 AM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
what does iodine do to cuts? 10/3/2007 12:48:11 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
no salt (in the champagne room)
will take pictures tomorrow, i'm about to go to bed
and iodine hurts like balls but sterilizes it... not really something you'd use in this situations, it's usually used for surgery prep.. and even then, they use betadine.
i ran it under water and h2o2 before putting the benzo on, thats more than enough... once it's clotted, that's it 10/3/2007 12:50:41 AM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
hmm, iodine never hurt me, it just felt really cold. 10/3/2007 12:51:51 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
n00b 10/3/2007 12:52:14 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
^^i'm allergic to iodine 10/3/2007 12:57:04 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
^^bwn? 10/3/2007 12:57:27 AM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
*ew*
I'm afraid to see the pics. Although, morning after pics won't be as impressive. 10/3/2007 7:31:29 AM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
you were using a scalpel to cut a steak?
that's like, using a kiddie sand castle kit to build the hoover dam.... 10/3/2007 9:32:26 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ 10/3/2007 9:33:38 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89693 Posts user info edit post |
lesson to be learned:
don't give dumbasses access to sharp things 10/3/2007 9:34:26 AM |
soulfire963 Suspended 1587 Posts user info edit post |
pictures plz 10/3/2007 9:35:28 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
TWW = Blg 10/3/2007 9:47:10 AM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
Time for an emergency trip to the syrup room. 10/3/2007 9:55:04 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
you ever pop that growth or what 10/3/2007 10:04:34 AM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
well if you've already got a scalpel cut that dead junk away... 10/3/2007 10:06:50 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "lesson to be learned:
don't give dumbasses access to sharp things" |
haahaha this is why we can't have nice things
Quote : | "you ever pop that growth or what" |
yes.
Quote : | "well if you've already got a scalpel cut that dead junk away..." |
already way ahead of you.10/3/2007 10:13:57 AM |