fucking awesome.

10/4/2007 9:55:30 AM

oh my god

10/4/2007 9:56:23 AM

my god, too.

worst body aches ever, threw up my entire system of innards last night, and a navy bean on my anus.

and I gotta start packing to move today/tomorrow.

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 9:57 AM. Reason : eh]

10/4/2007 9:56:42 AM

thats terrible.

i blew my o-ring out once.

scared the shit out of me.

10/4/2007 9:57:22 AM

what'd ya do? i had one when i was 17, used Prep H, knocked it out quick. but this one is at least twice the size of that one.

i read last night that cold witch hazel helps. i have none.

10/4/2007 9:58:26 AM

Fuck, is the flu going around?

My roommate was puking this morning.... I'm going to be so pissed if I get sick.

10/4/2007 10:00:08 AM

dunno. . .i'm 2.5 hours away from Raleigh

I don't think I'm THAT potent, unless there's just a mess of shit going around.

i'm more concerned with my asshole. I'm scared to poop.

^zomfg 666

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 10:01 AM. Reason : eh]

10/4/2007 10:01:00 AM

Quote :

"i'm more concerned with my asshole. I'm scared to poop."

10/4/2007 10:02:04 AM

I thought that hemorrhoids never go away and that they just shrink and sit back, but they can always get irritated again...

10/4/2007 10:03:02 AM

i went with some eckerd brand hemorrhoid cream.

i didnt do anything at first because i didnt know what the hell it was, and i was too embarrassed to tell anyone there was something wrong with my butthole.

eventually i got drunk and told a friend about it and he told me what it was.


wiping your ass is like firewalking

10/4/2007 10:03:23 AM

10/4/2007 10:07:28 AM

omfg

10/4/2007 10:12:45 AM

pop it or go to the dr. and get them to cut it open to drain

10/4/2007 10:17:36 AM

i dont think its something you pop.


its the inside of your butthole taking a peek at the outside world

at least thats what i understand it to be

10/4/2007 10:19:52 AM

Quote :

"its the inside of your butthole taking a peek at the outside world"

wow, i just...


wow

10/4/2007 10:25:44 AM

man i remember when a friend of mine had hemorrhoids...poor guy didn't sit down for a week and a half

10/4/2007 10:28:02 AM

I think you're thinking about a rectal prolapse

10/4/2007 11:24:36 AM