pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
or just a lifelong girlfriend
to hell with that marriage crap
*** has to be cute, humorous, smile a lot, able to cook at least once in a while, able to do laundry at least every now and then, able to clean once in a while, has to be a nympho, has to not be batshit crazy, has to not come from a completely broken home with insane parents, also has to not spend her time trying to sleep with my friends, must be able to clean up nice when the time is appropriate, not mind getting dirty and having fun, like sports and tailgating, must be a meat eater and appreciate a good steak, able to bait her own hook or at least remove fish from hook, and absolutely positively must not get seasick***
I'll never find her
I'll add other important attributes as I figure them out
[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 2:40 PM. Reason : .] 10/4/2007 2:32:41 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
10/10 10/4/2007 2:33:13 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
can't you buy them in thailand? 10/4/2007 2:33:14 PM |
ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
notgonnahappen
[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 2:34 PM. Reason : .] 10/4/2007 2:34:24 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
I know
and it's ok that I posted it on the magical internet 10/4/2007 2:36:45 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "can't you buy them in thailand?" |
10/4/2007 2:38:16 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
ha, when you find her, check to see if she has a twin. 10/4/2007 2:38:27 PM |
Beardawg61 Trauma Specialist 15492 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "has to not be batshit crazy" |
That excludes most of the girls I know.10/4/2007 2:38:49 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
you had me until bait my own hook
that and i'm taken 10/4/2007 2:40:36 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
told you I'd never find her!
haha
[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 2:47 PM. Reason : .]
10/4/2007 2:46:57 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
greg...i found the perfect woman...even better then what you described...she cooks, cleans and does laundry all of the time. unfortunately she's mine but i might can convince her to clone herself. 10/4/2007 2:51:55 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
wait...actually i have a friend that reads Sportsman on a regular basis 10/4/2007 2:55:45 PM |
silchairsm All American 6709 Posts user info edit post |
I'm like that but I'm the marriage type... oops! 10/4/2007 2:58:03 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
'cept for the whole batshit crazy part 10/4/2007 2:59:03 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "greg...i found the perfect woman...even better then what you described...she cooks, cleans and does laundry all of the time. unfortunately she's mine but i might can convince her to clone herself." |
awesome!
Quote : | "wait...actually i have a friend that reads Sportsman on a regular basis " |
even better, I bet she's seen my name and picture a few times then
^^ lol
^ loller10/4/2007 4:16:15 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
lol, my ex fiance is online... haha lurker
Quote : | "*** has to be cute, humorous, smile a lot, able to cook at least once in a while, able to do laundry at least every now and then, able to clean once in a while, has to be a nympho, has to not be batshit crazy, has to not come from a completely broken home with insane parents, also has to not spend her time trying to sleep with my friends, must be able to clean up nice when the time is appropriate, not mind getting dirty and having fun, like sports and tailgating, must be a meat eater and appreciate a good steak, able to bait her own hook or at least remove fish from hook, and absolutely positively must not get seasick***" |
she's out lol
[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 8:34 PM. Reason : forgot one]10/4/2007 8:23:13 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
10/4/2007 8:28:11 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
10/4/2007 10:14:34 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Why get a lifelong one when you can just trade in every 5 years or so? There is no good reason I can see to ever get married. 10/4/2007 10:16:05 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
I mean, if the girl is good enough
I'm willing to keep her as a lifelong gf 10/4/2007 10:19:08 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
She's going to get old and terrible looking eventually though. I've met plenty of girls who are interesting people, but they're usually ugly, fat, or both. I don't think I could possibly spend a lifetime with someone I have no desire to fuck. 10/4/2007 10:27:50 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
lol, true 10/5/2007 3:35:09 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "But I won't be your concubine - I'm a puppet not a whore. I just need this stage to be seen. Will you be a friend of mine to remind me what is real? Hold my heart and see that it bleeds." |
10/5/2007 6:45:35 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
https://post.craigslist.org/ral/P/m4w/none/x 10/5/2007 7:30:47 AM |
Beckers All American 6428 Posts user info edit post |
damn...the meat eater cut me outta that 10/5/2007 8:34:05 AM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
are you one of those girls that gets mad at meat eaters? 10/5/2007 8:37:06 AM |
Beckers All American 6428 Posts user info edit post |
no...i don't... I just don't eat any meat with the exception of like chicken/eggs/turkey 10/5/2007 8:42:09 AM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
oh ok, thats not so bad
the militant vegans are the ones that piss me off 10/5/2007 8:44:18 AM |
Beckers All American 6428 Posts user info edit post |
I don't like fishing either 10/5/2007 8:49:49 AM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
dammit
down again 10/5/2007 8:57:33 AM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
bttt 10/7/2007 4:32:20 AM |
Fry The Stubby 7781 Posts user info edit post |
(pins $20 on his collar)... and i wish you the best of luck... lol 10/7/2007 4:59:55 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
10/7/2007 9:12:54 AM |
Lewizzle All American 14393 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.brentroad.com/message_section.aspx?section=5 10/7/2007 10:18:29 AM |
roddy All American 25822 Posts user info edit post |
cddweller, ambrosia, chickenhead, NCSUJami, Sarose or Kiwi 10/7/2007 10:52:04 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
it'd be nice to have a woman, and never have to make any pretense of caring about her feelings
"Let's have sex"
"Bring me a sandwich and a glass of Coke"
"Go away, I'm trying to read" 10/7/2007 11:15:54 AM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Sorry, I don't eat steak. But I am a nympho. 10/7/2007 3:30:37 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
you eat seafood?
+1 for being a nympho however! 10/7/2007 3:31:35 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I <3 seafood! 10/7/2007 3:33:41 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
+23472342342352345
awesome!
http://www2.b3ta.com/i-love-you/iloveyou.swf
http://www2.b3ta.com/singing-kitten/
[Edited on October 7, 2007 at 3:42 PM. Reason : lol] 10/7/2007 3:38:56 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
loller
emce's thread reminded me 11/1/2007 4:42:54 PM |
deerpark101 All American 773 Posts user info edit post |
eharmony.com 11/1/2007 5:05:34 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
lol, nah
tww is as low as I can stoop 11/1/2007 5:06:09 PM |
darkone (\/) (;,,,;) (\/) 11605 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "has to be cute, humorous, smile a lot, able to cook at least once in a while, able to do laundry at least every now and then, able to clean once in a while, has to be a nympho, has to not be batshit crazy, has to not come from a completely broken home with insane parents, also has to not spend her time trying to sleep with my friends, must be able to clean up nice when the time is appropriate, not mind getting dirty and having fun, like sports and tailgating, must be a meat eater and appreciate a good steak, able to bait her own hook or at least remove fish from hook, and absolutely positively must not get seasick" |
There's only one and I married her.11/1/2007 5:06:26 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
marriage isn't out of the question
I mean, I'm gonna die one day too, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna do it tomorrow 11/1/2007 5:07:38 PM |
meganey2004 Veteran 498 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha this made me smile, for too many reasons.
lol
my rents aren't insane, just special... yay for pirate dad. 11/1/2007 5:24:37 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
hahah
why am I not surprised by that
11/1/2007 5:26:15 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I'll bang you if you buy me some seafood. 11/1/2007 8:21:39 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
what if I catch it 11/1/2007 10:26:57 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
11/1/2007 10:27:17 PM |