are not one but two versions of a song dedicated to Cherie K Berry and elevator inspections

the fact that they exist make me

10/5/2007 6:54:11 PM

hahahahha oh cherie berry
i feel like i know her

10/5/2007 6:54:43 PM

I don't feel safe in an elevator unless I see that little b&w photo of her smiling at me

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"two versions"

links or they don't exist

10/5/2007 7:58:32 PM

i've met her




in an elevator to be exact... i did the look at the card... double take.

10/5/2007 8:45:38 PM

she seduced me in an elevator once.


havent been in one since.

10/5/2007 8:57:44 PM

ur learnin

10/5/2007 9:22:39 PM

http://listen.bryk.com/cherieberry/

10/5/2007 9:40:04 PM

the middle name has to be kerry

10/5/2007 9:41:04 PM

i AM the elevator slut

10/5/2007 9:43:25 PM

Quote :

"hahahahha oh cherie berry i feel like i know her"

10/5/2007 9:54:51 PM

Quote :

"hahahahha oh cherie berry i feel like i know her"

10/5/2007 9:55:43 PM

i love that bitch

10/5/2007 9:55:45 PM

bitch needed to fix them elevators in Bowen a few years ago, shit was fucked up

10/6/2007 12:50:57 AM

fuck yeah, Cherie Berry rules

10/6/2007 12:51:32 AM

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"links or they don't exist"

http://www.myspace.com/thacommissioners - (Original I presume)

http://home.att.net/~sandydave/torchhome.html

they played em back to back on wknc as I was heading home today

10/6/2007 12:51:59 AM

That's funny. I was singing this song before I knew there was one.

^^^ Yeah. Freshman year my roommate got stuck in the middle elevator in Sullivan. His girlfriend called me asking if I'd seen him because he was supposed to meet her downstairs. I told her he left 5 minutes ago, but that I would help her look for him. I went to the elevator lobby and saw that the middle one was stopped on 3/4, so I walked up there and sheepishly went up to the closed elevator doors and said his name. I hear him say something like help, I'm stuck in here. He said he had hit the emergency call button, but the operator told him it would likely be an hour before anybody could make it out to let him out. After I stopped laughing, I went back to my suite and got four of my suite mates. Between the 5 of us we were able to pry the doors open so he could get out. I'm not sure anyone from the elevator company ever came to get him out.

10/6/2007 12:58:56 AM

^ that's how motherfuckers get cut in half

10/6/2007 2:20:06 AM

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"bitch needed to fix them elevators in Bowen a few years ago, shit was fucked up"

shit sucked especially if you lived on the 8th or 9th floor, even after the new ones got put in they still sucked

10/6/2007 2:55:07 AM

Lived on both, shit was like a rollercoaster. You could always tell the people visiting by if they wigged out or not when you happen to drop a couple floors on the way up.

10/6/2007 9:26:48 AM

https://torchmarauder.bandcamp.com/track/cherrie-k-berry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3grAbQihpg

[Edited on October 28, 2021 at 10:09 PM. Reason : updated links]

10/28/2021 10:09:05 PM

she was a shitty Commissioner of Labor, oh and her name doesn't actually rhyme

10/28/2021 10:50:51 PM

They appointed a transgender and called him the first female 4 star general
[link] https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/10/20/politics/dr-rachel-levine-admiral-transgender/index.html[/link]

[Edited on October 29, 2021 at 6:26 PM. Reason : d]

[Edited on October 29, 2021 at 6:28 PM. Reason : d]

10/29/2021 6:23:21 PM