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GREEN JAY
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about 3 times in the last two weeks, i've been subjected to loud annoying computer nerds talking getting laid in leisure suit larry, or grand theft auto, or wow or secondlife or what the fuck ever in public environments from which i cannot escape.

you guys need to knock it off. there is no lower form of pathetic than broadcasting to every girl in a 50 foot radius that you have never gotten to second base but you spend hours trying to get some virtual girl to take off her shirt and give you some boob. there are not enough nerdy socially awkward women in the world for you, but "practicing" stimulations on the computer isn't going to help you with this one, guys.

i suggest you all should just go gay so that 1) there's no chance your socially awkward fat loser nerd genes get passed on to the next generation and 2) you might have a fleeting chance at experiencing some physical pleasure before you die of a deep vein thrombosis from playing wow for 55 hours straight and 3) you won't continue to embarass yourselves in public in some severly misguided attempt to be "cool". thanks!

10/6/2007 12:58:27 PM

pilgrimshoes
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do you live in sullivan

10/6/2007 12:58:56 PM

GREEN JAY
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no, but i park my car at the varsity lot. there are lots of scary types coming from wolf village

10/6/2007 1:00:20 PM

evan
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"2) you might have a fleeting chance at experiencing some physical pleasure before you die of a deep vein thrombosis from playing wow for 55 hours straight"


gay guys don't like these types of people any more than straight women do

10/6/2007 1:02:27 PM

chembob
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^he speaks from experience

10/6/2007 1:05:00 PM

GREEN JAY
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i meant they could get gay with each other


they practically were lol

10/6/2007 1:05:17 PM

Str8BacardiL
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Rofl

10/6/2007 1:06:06 PM

evan
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"^he speaks from experience "


bwn?

10/6/2007 1:07:04 PM

GREEN JAY
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when it gets to the salad tossing, we know what evan will use

10/6/2007 1:08:11 PM

soulfire963
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id rather be interested in virtual girlfriends, than be gay.

10/6/2007 1:08:52 PM

evan
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"when it gets to the salad tossing, we know what evan will use"


the only thing the rectal thermometers in the truck are good for

10/6/2007 1:08:54 PM

ambrosia1231
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10/6/2007 1:09:22 PM

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