poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
farted
and she is fat, which somehow made it worse 10/15/2007 1:28:26 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings. 10/15/2007 1:28:54 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72748 Posts user info edit post |
somehow? 10/15/2007 1:28:58 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i farted the other day in class and knew i couldnt hide it cause it stunk too bad so i just warned people 10/15/2007 1:29:30 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
you should have turned around and slapped her 10/15/2007 1:29:34 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
girls shouldn't fart 10/15/2007 1:30:14 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
hence the reason you should have turned around and slapped her 10/15/2007 1:30:42 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
but i might have slapped more fart outta her 10/15/2007 1:31:24 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
^haha 10/15/2007 1:33:49 PM |
Gøldengirl All American 3613 Posts user info edit post |
ahhaha this made my day. 10/15/2007 1:35:19 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41737 Posts user info edit post |
Attractive girls can legally fart. 10/15/2007 1:35:51 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
it depends, there's the "it slipped out and i'm embarrassed"--those are ok; then there's the "you guys might wanna leave the room"--those ain't cool 10/15/2007 1:42:14 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
ambrosia sharted this weekend 10/15/2007 1:43:52 PM |
Colemania All American 1081 Posts user info edit post |
it could have been a queef? 10/15/2007 1:45:31 PM |
soulfire963 Suspended 1587 Posts user info edit post |
fat girls and farting should not be used in the same sentence. 10/15/2007 1:46:27 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
^^it that was a queef, then her pussy must smell like the back door of a shrimp boat
[Edited on October 15, 2007 at 1:46 PM. Reason : sadasdadadad] 10/15/2007 1:46:42 PM |
nothing22 All American 21537 Posts user info edit post |
you mean a real big boat 10/15/2007 1:51:13 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
yes 10/15/2007 2:29:14 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
^^^OH SNAP! das nasty
[Edited on October 15, 2007 at 2:30 PM. Reason : what are the odds that you come back to post nearly an hr later when i'm posting so i have to re-^?] 10/15/2007 2:29:29 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
10/15/2007 2:30:27 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
damn you jb 10/15/2007 2:33:48 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42526 Posts user info edit post |
i couldn't help thinking the below seeing your username:
so this girl that shits behind me in History class
thanks the lord that's not what it really is. 10/15/2007 8:13:56 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*tear from laughing so hard 10/15/2007 10:11:04 PM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't think poopface was in school. 10/15/2007 10:17:51 PM |
joe17669 All American 22727 Posts user info edit post |
hot girls who fart = 10/15/2007 10:22:41 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
...says the guy who is all "microfarts = /"
10/15/2007 10:23:21 PM |
joe17669 All American 22727 Posts user info edit post |
haha ok. it's sexy until im about to go put my tongue on it 10/15/2007 10:27:27 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
10/15/2007 10:30:37 PM |
Snewf All American 63291 Posts user info edit post |
haha you're gonna end up eating a fart someday
don't go down that road
10/15/2007 10:30:37 PM |
joe17669 All American 22727 Posts user info edit post |
yea if a girl ever farted while i was licking her butthole, i might actually slap her, and mean it. 10/15/2007 10:32:46 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I didn't think poopface was in school." |
why in the fuck would you say that?10/17/2007 4:13:35 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "yea if a girl ever farted while i was licking her butthole, i might actually slap her, and mean it." |
Didn't somebody embed a video a while back of some folks shooting a porn, and this chick was rimming this guy and he farted in her mouth...10/17/2007 4:23:09 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
that twas me... and it was from Meatholes.com 10/17/2007 4:24:09 PM |
mantisstunna All American 1738 Posts user info edit post |
Are you talking about the famed fart hammer? 10/17/2007 4:27:13 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
no, thats planned out, this was spontaneous, and funny as shit 10/17/2007 4:28:35 PM |
DJ Lauren All American 15721 Posts user info edit post |
...i never farted in public before...but if I did, I'd probably pretend that I stepped on a possum. 10/17/2007 5:11:35 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
She should learn to coughart. 10/17/2007 5:33:12 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I just posted this in another thread:
Quote : | "This really fat chick (300+ probably) from work went into the bathroom at the same time as me and sat down in the next stall and farted really loudly and said "whoops." I couldn't look her in the eye when I met her at the sink.
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10/17/2007 8:48:52 PM |