Do they sell alcohol anywhere at the state fair? like a beer to go with my chicken..

10/18/2007 3:45:52 PM

[no]

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10/18/2007 3:47:01 PM

[no]

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10/18/2007 3:47:41 PM

no thread

10/18/2007 3:48:14 PM

definitely no. can you imagine what would happen?

10/18/2007 3:53:35 PM

i don't care what would happen as long as I were moderately buzzed..

thanks

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10/18/2007 3:58:37 PM

hell motherfucking shit no

10/18/2007 3:58:45 PM

10/18/2007 3:59:02 PM

Airplane bottles + lemonade w/free refills ftw!!!! (or pregame)

10/18/2007 4:02:56 PM

you cant /thread if youre thread has already been /threaded

10/18/2007 4:10:50 PM

they sell beer at the maryland fair.

10/18/2007 4:12:18 PM

^^^that's kinda risky given the number of cops rollin around in there- they were everywhere sunday afternoon, so i couldn't imagine what they'd be like at night

[Edited on October 18, 2007 at 4:13 PM. Reason : ^]

10/18/2007 4:13:26 PM

Its been done before. Many, many times.

The main thing is don't be flashing the airplane bottles, just pretend you are drinking underage or something.

10/18/2007 4:22:51 PM

i'd probably make mine too strong and someone would smell it

ever since getting kicked out of the NIT game played in reynolds 5 minutes before tipoff, i've settled to just pregaming for events

10/18/2007 4:26:39 PM

Airplane bottles just take a little sleight of hand work. Your hand can conceal two of them as you pour. Don't stare at the drink. Just look at someone else and keep talking while you pour. Pop the tops with one hand in your pocket so they are already open when you take them out. Be smooth people.

Oh yeah, I like airplane bottles with plastic caps just to be safe for the metal detectors. I don't think it would pick them up, but whatever.

10/18/2007 5:00:21 PM

those are some tricky hands, Skack

10/18/2007 5:05:02 PM

there are bathrooms around the fairgrounds as well....

10/18/2007 5:07:47 PM

i just slid a fifth in my pocket and drank what I could at the bmx show. Poured the rest in a gatorade bottle. I was deemed too drunk to ride a couple rides though.

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 2:43 AM. Reason : bmx]

10/19/2007 2:42:58 AM

just eat shrooms/psychedelic of your choice before going in

10/19/2007 3:47:43 AM

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"definitely no. can you imagine what would happen?"

what would happen?

rampant adult liberty and responsibility?

10/19/2007 8:29:28 AM

^ haha, not with all the rednecks and thugs all in one place

10/19/2007 8:56:08 AM

lol

10/19/2007 9:10:29 AM

^^true

but anyone causing trouble should simply be promptly arrested

and banned from the fair for 5 years.

problem solved settled





besides, race riots aren't bad

because they highlight the issue

like those red chewable pills that highlight plaque buildup

10/19/2007 9:14:35 AM

theres already a "lost kitty" pen for the poor children who are left unattended from their parents standing in "GIANT TURKEY LEG" line...

besides, you know a cup would be like $12... no thank you

10/19/2007 9:15:02 AM

there would also be people who threw up on rides and shit

10/19/2007 9:15:28 AM

It's just a bad idea.... which sucks, because I would love to have a beer at the fair.

10/19/2007 9:17:09 AM

you can't have a beer at the fair because you live in the teetotalling south where the people in charge think that they got elected to State Patriarch

fucking motherfuckers

10/19/2007 9:44:52 AM

^correct

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"threw up on rides"

1) this happens without alcohol
2) there are height/age requirements for rides, why not blood alcohol level requirements?
3) if a drunk pukes, arrest him/her and make them pay 100% of the loss (could be thousands)

Quote :

"left unattended from their parents"

1) this happens without alcohol
2) if a drunk loses their kid, arrest them, and put their picture on the news

Quote :

"a cup would be like $12"

so then don't buy one, cheapo

10/19/2007 9:47:54 AM

the setup is nice at maryland's fair.

they have charity organizations pouring the beers for tips, so they dont have to pay any employees and the tips go to a good cause.

bud/bud lights are $3 and red hooks are $4. very reasonable, and you really dont see anyone drunk out of their gourd.

10/19/2007 9:59:21 AM

^that sounds like it'd work great

instead of Red Hook

we should get Highland

or CBC

I'd go to the fair twice each year if I could toss back a local brew

we should seriously push for this

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"sober46an3"

drink much?

10/20/2007 9:13:26 AM