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Kiwi
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"Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'
Have a wonderful day !
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
(Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -

Old age ain't no place for sissies .
-Bette Davis-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Send this to five bright women you know and make their day. "


What an ego booster!!

10/18/2007 9:13:58 PM

EMCE
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ATTN: women

while I'm all for women's rights and everything....
you all really could have picked a better representative to make this thread

10/18/2007 9:17:02 PM

nastoute
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ATTN: women

remember, you can never be too thin

10/18/2007 9:18:24 PM

IMStoned420
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Bigger the boobs, the bigger the brain...

10/18/2007 9:24:09 PM

fjjackso
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ok so you bitches want to die fat, sloppy and ignorant

gg

10/18/2007 9:28:01 PM

ParksNrec
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International Very Good Smart Looking Woman's Day??

10/18/2007 9:35:26 PM

JeffreyBSG
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"Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day"


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"Send this to five bright women you know and make their day."


haha, as if I know one woman who fits the description


[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 12:56 AM. Reason : /]

10/19/2007 12:53:36 AM

StillFuchsia
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"ATTN: women

remember, you can never be too thin"


NSFW































OMG SO HOTT!!!

10/19/2007 1:00:24 AM

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