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Once upon a time there was a Redneck who liked to look at seeds. He spread out thousands of seeds on a picnic table and enjoyed the view. After he got a beer out his trailer and came back out, he saw dozens of birds eating his seeds.
He ran in, grabbed his shotgun, and killed off all the birds.
He put away his shotgun and grabbed another beer. When he came back out, darned if there weren't dozens more birds all over that picnic table.
He concluded that the shotgun doesn't kill birds.
Moral: It's more important to first solve the CAUSE of the mold, rather than spraying time after time.

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10/22/2007 1:25:47 PM

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10/22/2007 1:26:55 PM

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