Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
i should preface this by saying that i suck at cooking. It took me an hour and a half.
I decided that it would be good to add a little orange zest to the filling even though it wasn't in the receipe. Now i have ravioli that taste like orange zest. Why do i do shit like this 10/24/2007 6:23:14 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
wonton wrappers ftw 10/24/2007 6:24:01 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
yea i've done stupid things like that too.
like adding loads and loads of pepper to chili to prove my manliness to my friends, only to find myself working on the same serving of chili days later. 10/24/2007 6:25:02 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
go to bed bath and beyond and get some dave's insanity sauce--that'll prove you're a man
[Edited on October 24, 2007 at 6:26 PM. Reason : &] 10/24/2007 6:25:50 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
on my list for Santa
10/24/2007 6:26:38 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
the hottest shit i've ever eaten--it's so friggin' hot that it's actually startling when you taste it 10/24/2007 6:30:10 PM |
BEU All American 12512 Posts user info edit post |
Not the hottest sauce in the world, but the hottest in the universe!!!1
10/24/2007 6:35:53 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
yall notice the funniest things in pictures. And are very talented topic hyjackers 10/24/2007 6:38:15 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
oh i'll hijack your topic alright... ] 10/24/2007 6:38:59 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
did the ravioli taste good? 10/24/2007 6:39:22 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "go to bed bath and beyond and get some dave's insanity sauce--that'll prove you're a man" |
that aint shit... try on dab of Endorphin Rush
10/24/2007 6:39:52 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
they had a very acidic fruity flavor from the orange. I just thought they were toooo plain the way were so i tryed to ..... improvise. FAIL/ 10/24/2007 6:47:20 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
^^oh, there are a dozen or so sauces or "additives" that are hotter--but not that anyone would actually eat
i wouldn't go that far
[Edited on October 24, 2007 at 6:49 PM. Reason : ^]10/24/2007 6:48:20 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
i use endorphin rush
about 3 drops in a huge vat of chili 10/24/2007 6:48:52 PM |
Doc Rambo IV All American 7202 Posts user info edit post |
I have a question. Why are you posting on here when you need to get back in the kitchen and make me some ravioli? 10/24/2007 6:49:13 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
I've tried both Dave's Insanity Sauce and Endorphin Rush
Endorphin Rush tastes like prunes mixed with habaneros. Dave's insanity sauce is about as hot, but has a much better flavor. 10/24/2007 6:51:26 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
i'll take your word for it. ^
Daves wins 10/24/2007 6:52:05 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
granted, the flavor is lacking 10/24/2007 6:52:13 PM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
a dame that cant cook. what a shame. 10/24/2007 6:54:08 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
she can make orange raviolis 10/24/2007 6:54:58 PM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
i can shit in a frying pan, doesnt mean i'm a cook. 10/24/2007 6:55:31 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
i was just impressed she could spell it 10/24/2007 6:55:49 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
^^i wonder what that would smell like.....
[Edited on October 24, 2007 at 6:56 PM. Reason : ] 10/24/2007 6:55:59 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
probably like shit 10/24/2007 6:56:45 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Well i guess i should say that it not that i suck at cooking so much as it is that i try to cook fairly complicated stuff (at least for somone who is experienced in the kitchen)
they dont taste bad, im hoping i can tone down the citrus with some cream in the sause 10/24/2007 6:59:33 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
you're just going to screw it up worse. you messed up. now give that ravioli to me and go make yourself something else 10/24/2007 7:01:09 PM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
what else was in the filling that you thought orange zest would go well with it? 10/24/2007 7:02:18 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
actually... mabey i didn't mess them up afterall. The sause calls for 2 teaspoons lemon zest so ill just not put in the lemon zest and just add a splash of lemon juice.
This might not be to bad afterall! 10/24/2007 7:03:51 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Oh god 10/24/2007 7:04:54 PM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
there is a big difference in cooking with citric acid and using zest. not the best idea. 10/24/2007 7:05:02 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
i have had insanity sauce, and it is far and away the hottest thing i've ever experienced. 10/24/2007 7:06:05 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
i have faith in you, it's hard to mess up food to the point where it's uneatable.
this thread has inspired me to make a nice hearty breakfast tomorrow. thank you, Jen 10/24/2007 7:06:16 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
but why is this that bad. IT says use zest, ive already added it so it sould seem like it would make it better.... right?? 10/24/2007 7:07:56 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Don't use the lemon juice. 10/24/2007 7:10:46 PM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
unless you are using an olive oil sauce, i highly suggest you avoid the lemon juice. adding it to tomato base which is already acidic will make it overly acidic. adding it to cream will curdle it. 10/24/2007 7:31:19 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
wow, did you just make a post that was helpful and not in any way degrading? 10/24/2007 7:34:28 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
its an olive oil sause 10/24/2007 7:36:26 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on October 24, 2007 at 7:38 PM. Reason : v i respect that]
10/24/2007 7:37:11 PM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
well then youll probably be alright.
i help mildly attractive women on the rare occasion. 10/24/2007 7:37:35 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Why in God's name would you add orange zest to the filling?
What kind of ravioli was this? 10/24/2007 7:44:24 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
roasted chicken, ricotta, gratted parm, and basil 10/24/2007 7:52:26 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I'd a'thrown some spinach in them motherfuckers. I love everything florentine. 10/24/2007 7:55:30 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
They have this shit at Southern Season that's pure capsaicin or something. I remember it being something around $100 for a bottle of it. 10/24/2007 8:00:00 PM |
eahanhan All American 21370 Posts user info edit post |
^^and spinach is a good match with orange, imo. good idea.] 10/24/2007 8:05:33 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
So i only used like half the chicken from the ravioli...... so today I took the other half of the chicken and attempted to make chicken salad. Grapes, walnuts, chives, celery, dash of curry ...
At least i didn't fuck that up. Tastes pretty good 10/25/2007 11:34:27 AM |
MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
Sauce
ok, Zest vs juice. Zest gives the flavor of the citrus fruit without adding shitloads of acidity. Juice adds lots of acidity and a little flavor. Both are good depending on what you're trying to do.
Quote : | "i try to cook fairly complicated stuff (at least for somone who is experienced in the kitchen) " |
Then stop. Learn and understand basic technique before you attempt harder stuff.10/25/2007 11:40:58 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
I can't stand fruit in chicken salad.
Best chicken salad I have ever had: Chicken Celery Onions Mayo Salt White Pepper Worcestershire sauce (this makes it)
All basically to taste. It's extremely simple and fantastic.
[Edited on October 25, 2007 at 11:42 AM. Reason : ] 10/25/2007 11:41:33 AM |
MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
Grapes are awesome in chicken salad Chicken Red grapes Mayo a little dijon walnuts fresh tarragon 10/25/2007 11:45:22 AM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
hey, it's OK to make mistakes when you're cooking. that's how you learn
this is America, wasting food is no big deal 10/25/2007 11:47:04 AM |
chickenhead
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set em up 10/25/2007 11:17:46 PM |