i have a few questions...they are all opinion questions...like if you had to stereotype religions, which religions are the most slutty?, which religions have the dumbest people in them?, which religions have the richest people?(what i mean by that is like methodists are rich, baptists are poor type of characterizations)

stuff like that

sometimes i'm not sure if i'm agnostic(the one that doesnt think it matters either way but doesnt totally say religion is fake) or catholic or what...i've never been baptized supposedly but my mom always told me i was a catholic if i asked...i heard if i havent been baptized i cant really make a claim towards being a catholic...i kinda like that but i kinda think its messed up if i ever decide i do want to be catholic...idk the whole religion aspect always seemed like it was such a waste of time to me

10/25/2007 5:52:42 PM

i believe in Joe Peshi

10/25/2007 5:53:18 PM

Are you really as dumb as we all think you are, or is it kinda an inside joke between yourself and no one that you just screw around with us on the site?

Because what college attending/educated person would have those types of questions?

10/25/2007 5:53:54 PM

haha, if you have to ask, you're not catholic...

mormons are poor, episcopalians have money
well-off catholics and poor baptists are the sluttiest

[Edited on October 25, 2007 at 5:59 PM. Reason : agnosticism simply means that you don't know what to believe]

10/25/2007 5:54:21 PM

Amish people don't like electricity or cars

10/25/2007 5:58:12 PM

whats an episcopalian? i mean i am assuming they are a christian but what makes them different from a regular christian like a baptist or a catholic?

10/25/2007 5:59:10 PM

religion is a bunch of hullabaloo people made up long long ago to explain things they didn't understand.

Private void Convert(user){

Atheist = user;

Atheists++;
}


that being said....

Convert(drunknloaded);

10/25/2007 6:00:03 PM

episcopalian = anglican (church of england)

yeah, i assumed you meant among the christians/pseudo-christians

[Edited on October 25, 2007 at 6:03 PM. Reason : basically catholics sans the papacy]

10/25/2007 6:02:17 PM

Episcopalian = JV Catholic

10/25/2007 6:12:27 PM

haha whats a 7th day advent? are those the ones that believe the world was created in 7 days?

10/25/2007 6:15:02 PM

heh, wiki the great disappointment

10/25/2007 6:16:21 PM

10/25/2007 6:16:45 PM

hey fykal what are some other "strange" religions like mormons, jehovas witnesses, and 7th day adventists

10/25/2007 6:21:12 PM

christian science, messianic judaism

10/25/2007 6:23:07 PM

one of the hostesses at work is a jehovah's witness

she's pretty cool with some wiiiiiild hair.

10/25/2007 6:38:34 PM

gooooo Lutherans!

10/25/2007 8:40:24 PM

haha, it's not a football team

10/25/2007 8:41:50 PM

there are still Lutherans around?

10/25/2007 8:41:52 PM

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10/25/2007 8:42:32 PM

Martin Luther is my home boy!

10/25/2007 8:42:35 PM

hes a lot of people's

10/25/2007 8:47:38 PM

On Halloween, instead of wearing a shirt that says "happy halloween" I'm gonna wear a shirt that say "happy reformation day"


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[Edited on October 25, 2007 at 8:53 PM. Reason : ]

10/25/2007 8:53:14 PM

Before you post that religion thread


Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general.
It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives
you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a
few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that
seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.

Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're
probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at l
east Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and
resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to
undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own
good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET

NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING

IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE

WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW

SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY

HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS

THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT

ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?

I MEAN

HOLY FUCK

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID

AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL

INCONSIDERATE

AND DISRESPECTFUL

BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE

AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU

BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET

I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE

GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY

THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE

STOP ARGUING WITH GARY

HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU

I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING

THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME

YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN

I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION

BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM

WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH

YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY

THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE

AND SMOKE IT

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

and that's my word.

10/25/2007 9:35:55 PM

10/31/2007 12:40:24 AM

^^ That rant disqualifies dnl in the first (complete) sentence.

10/31/2007 12:43:55 AM

that rant is the most overplayed shit on tww imo

comes from someone that wants to sound smart

on a fucking message board

10/31/2007 12:45:36 AM

Froshkiller was quite a talented writer

10/31/2007 12:47:25 AM

too bad that rant doesnt show it

Quote :

"I MEAN HOLY FUCK"

example of how shitty it is

10/31/2007 12:48:13 AM

sure it does...the opening part (that's not in all caps) is impeccable

10/31/2007 12:49:39 AM

Quote :

"It's an exciting time, isn't it?"

Quote :

"Yeah, that's it, isn't it? "

his use of rhetorical questions sucks and/or is gay

10/31/2007 12:55:02 AM

yeah but he's using 'em for purposes of condescension, so it's all good

10/31/2007 12:58:31 AM

condensation?

10/31/2007 1:02:24 AM

i've never been more at peace with myself and life, never appreciated life and all it has to offer more, than when i realized and fully believed i was atheist

since then, life has been amazing

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 1:04 AM. Reason : jank]

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 1:04 AM. Reason : bork]

10/31/2007 1:04:06 AM

^^no, like, the act of being condescending

10/31/2007 1:05:28 AM

i was being ironical

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 1:09 AM. Reason : i guess sardonic would be more accurate]

10/31/2007 1:07:52 AM

it's hard to tell over the internet
I will give you credit for more intelligence next time


[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 1:08 AM. Reason : /]

10/31/2007 1:08:34 AM

^^haha

10/31/2007 1:09:41 AM

vale señor

10/31/2007 1:10:18 AM

i just like to complain...although i dont find that froshkiller post good i do miss him posting

i think he quit cause i would always try to post under him all the time

10/31/2007 1:13:59 AM

On this topic, are religion courses at NCSU worth taking? I never gave it any thought until I registered this week.

10/31/2007 1:21:25 AM

pm bethaleigh...shes into religion

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 1:23 AM. Reason : she took a class]

10/31/2007 1:22:56 AM

i would take phi 305 over a religion class; that said, hamburger is teaching it and he's kinda "meh"

10/31/2007 1:25:23 AM

"Religion is bunk." -- Thomas Edison

Quote :

"agnosticism simply means that you don't know what to believe"

wrong

agnosticism simply means that you believe you can't don't know what whether to believe in god(s) / godlessness

Quote :

"Private void Convert(user){ Atheist = user; Atheists++; }"

Quote :

"***Froshkiller post***"

congrats beergolftile! you're a loser!

10/31/2007 8:10:07 AM

you're moms a luser

10/31/2007 8:15:58 AM

she's a local user?

wat?


but seriously,

you'll gain respect by never posting that froshpuppy crap again

that is, if you want respect

10/31/2007 8:21:33 AM

srsly

10/31/2007 8:26:37 AM

cereal

10/31/2007 8:27:54 AM

That Froshkiller post is probably the best post this web site has seen or ever will see.

You just don't see quality like that anymore. I wish that I could have written that.

10/31/2007 8:48:19 AM

^if that's true

this whole site is crap

oh

and it's not true

10/31/2007 8:57:55 AM

Quote :

"this whole site is crap "

now we're getting somewhere...

10/31/2007 9:17:22 AM